Alana amor Ripponden

[chrishornx]

before anybody jumps down my throat I know she is in Ripponden which is not North West but it is only a few miles from the border and she was over here for years - bloody shame we lost her !

having done my outcall with Lucy 361 I had a taste for more nookie before lockdown 2 really bites and after a relatively standard but much enjoyed GFE experience I thought I would push the boat out a bit and treat myself to the legendary Alana who has over 30 reviews on UKP all of which are positive

great Comms in the build up everything sorted so on a saturday morning swathed in sunshine I trundled up the hills into foreign lands and arrived on Rochdale Road in Ripponden early and feeling frisky. I messaged and she said to come up to her house which seemed half way back to Rochdale so nearer to God's county than I expected which was reassuring

a quick exchange of texts and I was met at the door by the legendary Alana who immediately had her tongue wrapped round my tonsils and declared she hadn't fucked for 3 days and was in need of some hard unrestricted sex

We headed up some steep stairs to her 'boudoir' stopping half way to be told I could give her a quick rimming and fingering as she stood two steps above me with her legs wide apart - she started to put one then three fingers deep in her pussy energetically fucking herself until she squirted just as my thumb got a deep as possible into her arse.

Upstairs I was offered and took a shower as she makes it clear the cleaner are the dirtier she will be and the post was proved

we had an hour of nonstop fun with some extended DP work, anal play both ways including a strapon which she does expertly, and several positions including the Rodeo position which I had never experienced before and she was so bloody energetic it nearly killed me!!

To finish she sat on my face got the baby oil out and wanked me off with some absolutely filthy talk and then a long sloppy snowball to finish - or so I thought!!  -as I recovered she said she was still feeling horny and unfulfilled so she started straddling my face and she finger fucked herself to a climax with some serious squirting soaking my face and chest - to add to the effect she got my boxers and wiped her thighs dry and pushed  them deep inside her soaking pussy and said 'good boy take this home and have  a wank tonight on me' !!

coming out on rather wobbly legs it had clouded over and was spitting rain but not giving a damn I jumped in the car and headed over the hill...and needless to say that as I passed the Red Rose crest and a reassuring 'welcome to Lancashire' sign the sun popped out and all was good in the world

I just wish Alana would come back home she is missed

my brief return to punting continues with something completely different on the horizon in the next week ......

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[threechilliman]

Sounds like nothings changed with Alana, she really is a mucky mare. Amusingly written as well - the Yorkshire puddings on duty at the border were, presumably, asleep at their posts. I hope you gave them a cheery wave and a toot of your horn on the way by???

[chrishornx]

Sounds like nothings changed with Alana, she really is a mucky mare. Amusingly written as well - the Yorkshire puddings on duty at the border were, presumably, asleep at their posts. I hope you gave them a cheery wave and a toot of your horn on the way by???

for too early for the puddings to rise !

And I beat a hasty retreat before they realised what was happening

[frankc]

A good read that Pal..... I last saw Alana 2 years ago and my legs a still shaking from the experience

[threechilliman]

A good read that Pal..... I last saw Alana 2 years ago and my legs a still shaking from the experience

One you'll remember when you're in the old folks home dribbling into your cornflakes....

[frankc]

One you'll remember when you're in the old folks home dribbling into your cornflakes....

With you and Cueball by my side in the "Home for Debauched Retrobates"

[robsmith149]

Glad you posted this here as wouldn't have seen it in yorksire section, 3 years since i saw her and hopefully have another go next year if this covid fucks off

[usroads]

Great review Chris. Guess Alana's missing regular meets and was gaggig for a shaggin. I saw her a couple of years back at her place in Rochdale and OMG she was bloody wild in cow girl. Definately want to see her again - her playroom in Rochdale was on the ground floor - how steep are the stairs in her new gaff - I've got dodgy knees   

[Access]

She’s a filthy one that’s for sure.. I have fond memories and might pop and see her again.

[OakTree]

Thanks Chris great reiview.

I'd deffo like to see this one but due to the geography I'd have to plan. I rarely if ever plan a punt but in her case I might just.

Thanks again. 

[RandomGuy99]

I still have to experience Amy and Alana, but it'll have to wait until the COVID situation is more manageable.  Maybe June 2021?

[chrishornx]

Thanks Chris great reiview.

I'd deffo like to see this one but due to the geography I'd have to plan. I rarely if ever plan a punt but in her case I might just.

Thanks again. 

great location Oak tree very discrete and safe

[chrishornx]

Great review Chris. Guess Alana's missing regular meets and was gaggig for a shaggin. I saw her a couple of years back at her place in Rochdale and OMG she was bloody wild in cow girl. Definately want to see her again - her playroom in Rochdale was on the ground floor - how steep are the stairs in her new gaff - I've got dodgy knees   

you will mange the stairs as long as you are following her up as the view will make certain you follow

[usroads]

 :rolleyes:Guess you might be very right there Chris

[frankc]

Thanks Chris great reiview.

I'd deffo like to see this one but due to the geography I'd have to plan. I rarely if ever plan a punt but in her case I might just.

Thanks again. 

Do it Pal.... she's an experience everyone should try at least once in their punting life

[OakTree]

Do it Pal.... she's an experience everyone should try at least once in their punting life

She definitely sounds my type.

[Blackpool Rock]

Do it Pal.... she's an experience everyone should try at least once in their punting life

I did a few years back but wasn't impressed and couldn't work out what all the fuss was about 
Not sure if she had an off day but she did basically seem a bit off with me

[frankc]

I did a few years back but wasn't impressed and couldn't work out what all the fuss was about 
Not sure if she had an off day but she did basically seem a bit off with me

Yeah, I remember at the time your were massively underwhelmed, no Idea Pal  , thats prossies for you

[samneil15]

Yeah, I remember at the time your were massively underwhelmed, no Idea Pal  , thats prossies for you

I can see both sides, having met her a few times. When she's on point, she's one of the best shags I've had but she is a little unhinged. I have also punted her when she was plastered and that was not as fun. The GB will stay in my wank bank for years to come.

[Jondy73]

great review, remind us what we are all missing since she departed for the dark side