Author Topic: Suzy-Massage (Massage, HR) in W1U (Marylebone)  (Read 4575 times)


12 review(s) for Suzy-Massage (4 positive, 5 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by tantraman]
7 review(s) for suzymassage (2 positive, 3 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by tantraman]

Offline tantraman

I was aware of Suzy’s variable UKP ratings, but most all seemed to convey that was an excellent professional masseuse. She was thus worth a punt last month, as I knew I'd at the very least enjoy a proper Thai massage …


Link:

Suzy has been impressively holding on to same AW ID since 2011 …

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… but also seems to have had this now defunct one …

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In addition, Suzy has her own website no less …

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Logistics:

I called … Suzy answered … she was free, and I was 20mins away. Suzy then texted her postcode, along with the following info verbatim …

Massage
30 minutes £30
60 minutes £50

Extras
Hand job £20
Naked massage £30

1 h£100include Darling


I texted back that I’d like to book an hour’s session, thinking I'd round up to a total of £80 to include the said “Naked massage” … and that I was on my way.


Location:

Suzy has recently relocated from her previous Notting Hill base, and is now in a first floor flat in an apartment block, just a 5min walk south of Baker St tube station. The road is quiet, and the entrance to the block is relatively discreet.

The flat itself is tidy … the ‘business’ bedroom housed both a massage table and a double bed. The bathroom is neat … but Suzy did warn of labile hot water, requiring varied tap turns mid-shower!


Looks:

Suzy is as per photos below …

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… or I should say was as per photos, as most are clearly from her heyday. She’s still stands 5’6” and is Size 8 … 34C-cups that are soft and nippy … a soft round ass … middle-aged paunch.

Suzy is easily well into her 40s. A proper Thai lass, but only serviceable Eng, despite her years in Blighty. To be fair, she can hold a chat, but her accent is tricky.


Services:

Arriving on time, I called Suzy … and she buzzed me up. Suzy opened her door, wearing civvie gear … MILFy, I would say, but not head-turningly. In the bedroom, we confirmed an hour’s massage for £50. Suzy reminded me that there’d be no sex … but if I wanted to fuck, there was a WG in the flat that she could bring in … I declined, instead asking for her “Naked massage”, and handed over £80. Suzy then asked if I didn't want a ”Hand job” too. Eh, I thought, surely her “Naked massage” included bloody hand relief, for fuck’s sake!?! Suzy explained that a “Hand job” was a separate £20 … both extras would be total £100, which I then realised was what that nonsense - “1 h£100include Darling” -  text was about. As Suzy sensed my consternation, she offered 45min massage to include both extras … but I wanted a solid hour’s massage, and was prepared to drop to £70 to just include the “Hand job”. Suzy then either felt sorry for me or was desperate for a tenner more … and smiled that she’d do me the hour nakedly and with a handy finale.

Suzy asked me to undress and get prone on the table, as she popped out to stash the cash. I heard Thai babbling with whatever WG shared the flat for near enough 5mins before Suzy returned. She then applied a hot flannel to my soles, waffling about “Corona” and her forced move from Notting Hill. I couldn’t engage as well as usual, due to her heavy accent, and so just settled quietly to listen, as I took up her option of “Hard” massage.

Suzy kneeled between my spread-eagled legs, and I felt her bare skin rub against mine. She then began a dry hand massage of my calves, hams and glutes … hard strokes and slides with her strong hands and fingers. I soon learned what “Hard” meant … as Suzy bent my knees such that my heels were pushed down into my buttcheeks … as Suzy used her knees and heels and elbows to dig down deep and knead all over my posterior …  as Suzy stood tall on my hams, and proceeded to walk up and over my glutes and back and upto my shoulder blades … I could barely breathe! And then she suddenly mini-jumped to click-out my spine … pleased that she’d generated audible spinal clicks, although it terrified me! Such “Hard” handiwork continued, and I was close to wimping out to downgrade to “Medium” … but managed to persevere with the painful pleasure of such a solid Thai workout.

With my body now knackered out, Suzy applied oil to my back, glutes and legs … and carried on with “Hard” work of the same parts, but now a slippery massage … also including my neck, shoulders, arms, hands and fingers.

Despite my body now feeling jellified, I managed to turn it around at Suzy’s instruction. She then began a dry hand massage of my feet, legs and thighs … soon incorporating oil, and slipping over onto my belly and chest … all now “Soft” techniques, as opposed to “Hard” … fitting the oily wank that followed on. Sadly, Suzy’s “Hand job” wasn’t particularly sensual, but for sure did the job, as she quickly had me throbbing in her rolling grip. She then also reminded me that I could touch her … and so I indulged in fondling her pendulous breasts and groping her ass cheeks (I only then noted that she’d actually kept white lace panties on, so this wasn’t truly “Naked massage” … not that this meant B2B anyway). My throbbing cock was very soon brought to climax, and I squirted all over her fingers and my groin/belly.

After briefly wet-wiping my cum off my groin and belly, and wiping her own hands, Suzy offered a shower. Escorting me to the bathroom, she reiterated the issue with variable hot water. Washed up and dried down, I returned to the bedroom to dress up. Suzy was still topless, and tapping out various texts, whilst babbling about something or another. I was out by 58mins.


Conclusion:

Suzy delivers a truly excellent Thai massage … and really gets to grips with any aches and knots in a no-pain-no-gain fashion. I literally felt like jelly afterward … in a good way … loose and nimble. But it is not sensual … not even via her “Naked massage” (£30) … and the “Hand job” (£20) at the end is a quick and efficient tug. So, the mixture of an exemplary rub and a rudimentary tug makes this a Neutral sexperience.

I should admit that I myself defo intend to return, as Suzy’s Thai massage for £50/hr is totally worth it alone … although I’ll no doubt throw in £20 for a tug at the end anyway!

« Last Edit: October 03, 2020, 05:03:23 pm by tantraman »

Offline Wozel

Excellent review as always OP. I’m quite sure I’ve read somewhere that she offers Full Sex Service too.

Offline tantraman

... I’m quite sure I’ve read somewhere that she offers Full Sex Service too.

There's only one UKP review that purported Suzy-Massage (SEX SERVICE), but blackprince surely did not see Suzy and must've been B&S'd to a full-on WG (as indeed I had declined on my visit).

Plus, blackprince describes a "sexy little tight body", which defo ain't Suzy now and I doubt she was that in 2018!

So, for anyone considering this one, don't expect anything other that a killer Thai massage for £50/hr, wrapped up with an optional £20 tug ... nothing more, nothing less.

:drinks:

« Last Edit: October 03, 2020, 11:02:21 pm by tantraman »

Offline No None Sense

I saw the useless woman many years ago. She was on the phone all the time when on top of me doing her job. Never waste my time and money on useless bitches twice