Author Topic: Luscious Lita - Slathwaite  (Read 2621 times)


6 review(s) for LyndyMoore (0 positive, 3 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

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Location : a terraced in Slathwaite
Price : £60 for 30 minutes

So, this was a borderline negative. I had read the reports on here, so was sceptical, but as we all know sometimes the little head rules the big one.
To start with, some positives. Facially she is ok. A typical lady next door. Body wise, she is great. Good body and great tits.
So, why not a positive? The house is a bit of a nightmare. Seemed clean enough, but there are 3 little yapping dogs that greeted me in the lounge. She obviously dotes on them. I didn’t. Went upstairs and weirdly there is a chest of drawers in the upstairs hallway that are a challenge to squeeze around. Into the bedroom, which was cold.
She advertises the ultimate GFE, but kissing was light and forced. An ok massage, then turned over and OWO commenced. This was shallow and involved a lot of tongue flicking, but not in a particularly erotic way. What with this and the cold, I struggled to get a hard on and there was no way a condom was going to work. So I ended up wanking over her tits.
She is a non stop talker, mostly about Covid which I am sick to death of!
All in all. A disappointment when with a bit more effort on her part she could be a decent SP.



Offline TomTank

Good review, surprised I've not spotted her ..... pity about the neutral/neg, cracking body

Offline Aji81

I saw her years ago when she was in Manchester and had similar experience. Pleasant enough lady, nice body but pretty mediocre service and certainly nothing there to prompt a return visit. It would have been a neutral had I been a member and reported. Pretty sure she claimed to the same age (39) back then and this was at least 6 or 7 years ago.

Offline Paul Shanahan

Are those boobs natural or bolt-ons? They do look like they've had some help.

Offline conrod

Saw her in 2009 (Jeez! Over 11 years ago) in Cheshire and she was economical with the truth regarding her age back then.

She had a nice body and face.  However, I think she had just had her breasts enlarged as we had to stop several times as she repositioned them to make them more comfortable for her.

I reckoned that she was on Cocaine at the time as she was a bit scatterbrained.  She later mentioned that she thought that there wasn't a problem with "Charlie". 




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