TS Kate Valentina - Royal Oak

[jon22992]

Warning this is a review about TS girls. If they are not your thing do not read any further. Pics are okay to look at though. You won't see anything scary. So if you're curious take a peak.

Context: had her number saved from ages ago. I didn't even know if she was available or not but I gave her a message and got lucky. She's been around since the hungangels day. Think their were some reviews on her from then but can't remember too well.

Price: negotiable. Its not fixed. I called and she said 400 was her flat rate. Negotiated down for 250 an hour. Can't say everyone will get that. Either way. A very expensive punt.

Location: about 10-15min walk from Royal Oak in a flat. It's discreet but it's an estate area. Not the best location.

Accommodation: place was comfortable enough. Bedroom was quite messy. Toilet facilities were available. Bed was good though. No complaints really. I wasn't too picky. However others may find it a bit messy and uneasy to settle into.

Looks: 10/10. She's a chick with a dick. Best way to describe her. A total babe. I couldn't tell. If I saw her on the street or in a club I'd think she's a woman. As convincing as it gets. Definitely the slimmest TS I've punted. Extremely slim. Petite butt and tits. Nice lips. Nice long hair. The quality is worth the price. No complaints. Pics very accurate. I'd even argue that she looks better in person.

Comms: okayish. Communicated by WhatsApp. She decided to meet me. She doesn't meet everyone and doesn't punt normally. So it's at her discretion really. Best to communicate by WhatsApp and call when near I guess.

Attitude: fantastic really. Drinks and just good hospitality all around. Was refreshing that she was a young British TS escorts. Was able to have proper conversations and relate on a more personal level. Her English is perfect so it helped.

Experience: sensual. DFK alot. Oral. 69. I rimmed her. Her cock seemed  small but cute. Got really rock hard though. It appeared 4-5 inches when fully erect. I got the feel she was more passive. Then again I was horny so came in more top. I've never met a TS so feminine who has got me in the mood to really want to shag the shit out of someone. I got carried away. I had a hour and she had a nice average sized cock. I could have done my vers and got done properly and gently. But oh well. I felt like being a total top.

We did some fucking. A lot of holding, leg wrapping. She was extremely tight. I don't think she has been fucked in a while. Took me 10-15mins to get inside. I cummed. Pulled out. Talked for a bit. Then I got hard again and got back inside. Her ass felt extravagant. Wet, warm and felt almost as good as a pussy. I got 2 nuts off in the hour. The sex felt very intimate. Tightest ass I've banged. But once I got fully inside it was a blessing.

Some negatives:
A bit disorganised. She had ran out of condoms and her lube was almost finished.  Luckily I always  carry some condoms. I normally carry 3 and lube in my wallet for rainy days like this.

Overall: one of the best punts I've had. I would return but she doesn't offer direct services often. She doesn't meet people much for personal reasons and well the price is quite steep. I can't afford to be doing £250+ punts regularly. Maybe ill come back in June. Who knows.

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[A Decent Fist]

Wow... what a discovery. Thanks! I see she hasn't logged in to her Birchplace profile for 11 months, which is why she has never come up in my regular trawls. I absolutely can't afford her rates but I absolutely have to see her anyway before too long. If hope she does top because to see that feminine vision push her dainty rod inside me in missionary would be out of this world.

[Mid1001]

I messaged her, she quoted me £500 

[whiskyfan]

What would have happened if you hadn't been carrying your own condoms?

Seem to remember her reviews on HA were generally good, but she had a tendency to disappear and could be hard to get hold of. Passive only I think, but could be wrong.

[jon22992]

You'll have to negotiate down. She seemed passive I cannot say for certainty if she vers. And she did say that she would go to the shop and buy some if I didn't have any. I don't know if she does bb. She did rub my cock on her ass bare but she seemed pretty responsible. Besides like I've always said I only do protected sex and OWO. but yeah I recommend.

[BogBog1]

Wow - she looks super-hot and sounds like great service too. She moves to the top of my TS hotlist!

[jeanphillipe]

Wow - she looks super-hot and sounds like great service too. She moves to the top of my TS hotlist!

if you can negotiate like the OP and get it for 250, any more is too much IMO

[BogBog1]

if you can negotiate like the OP and get it for 250, any more is too much IMO

Agreed. 250 is up there into Seeking Arrangement territory, so no way I'd spend any more than that.

[jeanphillipe]

dam jon ive just gone through your reviews, are you planing on visiting all the trannies ?

impressive and useful list 

[winkywanky]

Yep, Jon is the TS legend on UKP 

[jon22992]

dam jon ive just gone through your reviews, are you planing on visiting all the trannies ?

impressive and useful list 

Haha. Well I'm just trying to punt what's on the market as long as they're sorta convincing, vers, busty or has a large cock I will probably try and punt them. Plus TS girls with good reviews on hungangels are normally gonna be good.

There's some new potential in the TS market. So I will get round to punting for this summer.

[A Decent Fist]

Plus TS girls with good reviews on hungangels are normally gonna be good.

Interesting comment. Does that mean you have some kind of copy of the defunct Reviews forum on Hung Angels, or do you just have a good memory?

I've tried to retrieve some of my own reviews on there using Wayback Machine but with no success.

[BogBog1]

Interesting comment. Does that mean you have some kind of copy of the defunct Reviews forum on Hung Angels, or do you just have a good memory?

I've tried to retrieve some of my own reviews on there using Wayback Machine but with no success.

+1 - since the demise of hungangels it's virtually impossible to find reliable TS reviews except for the growing number on here...

[Hugeadmirer]

Always worth asking if there’s a girl you’re interested in. I’m sure like many, I can’t recall them all to write reviews but a prompt may bring memories flooding back.

That said, my volume has lowered of late so most will be an opinion from the past

[jon22992]

Interesting comment. Does that mean you have some kind of copy of the defunct Reviews forum on Hung Angels, or do you just have a good memory?

I've tried to retrieve some of my own reviews on there using Wayback Machine but with no success.

A good memory I guess. I started shagging TS girls from late 2017. So I briefly remember a few TS girls from that site. All London based. Not many though but I remember a few that caught my eye and she was one of em. Since HA was quite old I'm guessing positive reviews usually mean you can expect a good service. Ofc things do change with time. In my opinion she lived up to the expectation.

I never posted on HA because I was new at the time so I get why people who probably did tonnes of reviews like I did now, can't be asked to repost again because a lot of the HA service providers aren't really around often. So I guess it's a tedious process.

[Glacier10]

Yeah shame that forum has gone. And with prices quite expensive it's quite high risk.

Prolly had about 12 experiences myself probably the most extraordinary with someone called Rebecca something or other who had the hugest cock ever way over 10 inches. It was crazy. Apparently she OD and died so no chance of a repeat!

[Reallytired86]

A good memory I guess. I started shagging TS girls from late 2017. So I briefly remember a few TS girls from that site. All London based. Not many though but I remember a few that caught my eye and she was one of em. Since HA was quite old I'm guessing positive reviews usually mean you can expect a good service. Ofc things do change with time. In my opinion she lived up to the expectation.

I never posted on HA because I was new at the time so I get why people who probably did tonnes of reviews like I did now, can't be asked to repost again because a lot of the HA service providers aren't really around often. So I guess it's a tedious process.

I haven’t met Kate but was intrigued a while back by her - followed her Snapchat which was quite active.  What put me off visiting her personally was her very much drug fuelled life, Crystal meth coke etc (according to her own snaps). It did make me worried about her health and also people who do a lot of drugs are imo more likely to sleep around on Tinder/Grindr bareback and all without limits. I wouldn’t be surprised if she had bareback sex with clients if she fancied them or was off her head.

There were also some unflattering pics without filters etc which had her either unhealthily looking underweight and maybe too much body hair. It could have just been a bad few months but who knows.

This is all like a year ago or so, so perhaps things have changed. The two things I do remember about her is she had an age limit of 40 (strange?) and actually preferred and gave discounts to black guys.

[dacr]

and actually preferred and gave discounts to black guys.

That was what attracted be to her - rare as hell to find a TS who sees black guys let alone wants them. Spoke to her a few times and she's a nice person but definitely has issues. I was actually worried enough about her mental state to not see her.

[BogBog1]

I just did a bit of googling and found this: External Link/Members Only

Not especially flattering, and she does look kinda ill in some of the pics I reckon.

[whiskyfan]

That was what attracted be to her - rare as hell to find a TS who sees black guys let alone wants them. Spoke to her a few times and she's a nice person but definitely has issues. I was actually worried enough about her mental state to not see her.

Blackghost never seemed to have too many problems and he barebacked half of them.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=218416.msg2456998#msg2456998

[jon22992]

Didn't know she had a Snapchat. And she didn't seem out of it when we met. Some TS escorts do drugs tbf. I've seen some of black ghost vids. He's fucked some quality TS escorts tbf.

[Dashing]

Didn't know she had a Snapchat. ..

Cheers for the review, Jon  .

Her current Birchplace ad (External Link/Members Only) publicises via strapline across the profile photo, Snapchat ID 'tskatevalentina'.

Another ad (External Link/Members Only) publicises Snapchat ID 'britishemale'.   

Not on Snapchat myself so not sure if either/both those accounts currently active and accessible.

[dacr]

Blackghost never seemed to have too many problems and he barebacked half of them.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=218416.msg2456998#msg2456998

Well allegedly he pays them the amount no sane hooker turns down!

[LNDNman]

Thanks Jon

Very good review. Loving reading your well structured and thorough review. My only observation is that you do have a considerably good experience with most!! Long may that continue lad!

Looking forward to punting Kate if I can get the chance. Been on my list for a while.

[samtor]

Her birchplace ad is also specifying a 30 min rate of 150.

[Malik]

She looks very hot I ask her price £200 per hour Seems corona affects there business too..

[A Decent Fist]

Just revisited her Birchplace profile and seen this for the first time (I know it's mentioned above but I hadn't seen that either): 

Due to personal preference I tend not to meet men over the age of 40

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