Petite Busty Thai - Birkenhead

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£120 for 1 hour, stayed for half that time

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Decided to see Yaya after finding her on Vivastreet and seeing a recent positive review on here.

Problems started immediately on arrival, I'd text her to let her know I'd be there at 1, she'd text me back confirming that was fine. While I was driving there she text me 2-3 times, now obviously I can't reply as I'm driving, soon as I park up I text her back, basically said 'Sorry I didn't reply sooner, I was driving'. She tells me to wait 10 minutes since apparently she decided, that despite confirming twice, I'd decided not to come. Anyway, after that first bump I get where she is and head on up to meet her.
Her photos are probably a few years old by this point, has gained weight (But that's to be expected, photos always lie). Anyway I probably should've taken her body language in and tapped out at that point but I thought hell with it I'm here now, might as well enjoy this.
Unfortunately that wasn't the case. I pass her the money, lean in for a kiss and she informs me that she doesn't kiss, despite it being on her Adultwork profile, which I point out and I get 'Oh COVID you know' as a half-assed justification. I ask, well are there any other girls working with her who do kiss since that's one of my make-or-breaks frankly?
Apparently not and so we settle in to get down to it.

Long and short of it, bloody miserable experience all around, started with a half-arsed massage that wasn't any more than brushing hands over skin in complete silence. I try to make some light conversation and either her English isn't very good or she's good at pretending it isn't.
Anyway, I get bored of having her sitting on my back in grim silence after a few minutes, roll over and help her get her kit off at which point more 'I don't's come out. No fingering, careful with my nipples; do you 69? No sir I do not. Outright just asks me at that point if I'm ready to fuck with about as much flirt and foreplay as a nurse at a BUPA sperm bank.
I tell her I'd rather she start with her mouth at least, condom on and down she goes, lips on the tip and hand around the rest with pulling off every 20 seconds to give it a beat by hand interrupting the flow that would be there if she'd bothered to bob beyond the first inch.
After 5 minutes of the most passionless thing to ever happen to my dick I decide fuck it, this isn't going to make me cum, so I tell her to hop on and fuck me, it was like banging a moody teenager, half the time she was checking her phone, the other half was spent inspecting the walls without even pretending to pay attention.
Just complete, open disinterested throughout of a scale I've only ever seen before in Romanians. I shouldn't have such a nice pair of tits in front of me and be looking up at the roof thinking about other women or porn to try and get myself off.

Anyway, in the end I tell her fuck that because again it was the most lacklustre 'Let me sit on your dick and exist' type of sex and she ends up using her hand. I pop and she sprinkles me in wetwipes while she checks her phone.
She's in fact so disengaged at this point that I ask if an hour is 1 pop or 2 since she's acting like we're done, just to double check that I shouldn't get my pants back on. She confesses it's 2 and so sits between my legs and finishes the 'massage', which consisted of her rubbing my thighs with her hands, no oil, nowhere else, just the thighs. Again, in complete, pin-drop silence.
Since, as you can imagine, this isn't doing it for me I try to get myself hard again and ask about titfucking, another no which is now the single most frequent word I've heard off her. I ask mouth and she gives me the most irritated sigh in the world before grabbing a second rubber.
Which goes as well as the first except this time every 30-40 seconds she asks if I want to switch to hand instead, ruining the tempo even more.
By this point I decide that my £120 might as well have been used as toilet paper, I pack it in a full half an hour early and head out.

All in all, nice tits, nothing else positive to say. Maybe I caught her on a bad day since that other review makes her sound like great. Personally though? I'd say don't bother with this one, give yourself a 15 minute wank and apply a lighter to £30, it'll be a cheaper, better experience.