OK All, I'll get the obvious out the way, I haven't posted for a while and I have my reasons which I will highlight as being ill, down on luck and then Covid got in the way. I am not quite fighting fit but getting there. Take your swipes if you want but I had my reasons, but hope to post some more as I get back into the game.
Anyways onto this post. I hadn't researched this place, hadn't seen it reviewed up on here and just happening to be going passed the shop when I took the chance and went in. The shop has small counter at front where you get greeted. Looked like three rooms with standard tables, dark inside and the usual music playing. Was not really sure what I was going to get but sometimes you have to risk it. Wished I hadn't now! Saw some sheepish faced punters on their way out, but i ain't from them parts so no worries for me. Was met at reception by a sour faced old looking lady who I took for the owner/organiser. Was another decent looking girl there who came out of one of the rooms, I guess having just finished off one of the guys I saw leaving. She was decent, youngish looking, the usual petite shaped Thai, but I fancied having some time with her. I opted for 90 mins £75 and was shown into one of the rooms. Got ready and hopped up onto the table. In she came, quite bubbly and chatty, but yes you guys might have guessed it, I hadn't looked up yet and when I did..!! I'd got the lady from reception
FECK!!!
Now don't get me wrong I'm no looker myself but I am paying and was expecting a level of service etc. I got up and asked immediately about the young girl I'd seen and if she'd come in, but apparently not, she'd got another booking just about to start and it was only the two of them there, so I asked for the coin back, but remember I was on the table butt naked and she had started etc. she didn't say no, but in typical Thai style it was a 'negotiation' and I was gonna get fleeced with not a full refund etc, so I thought what the heck lets just see if its a decent massage and I'll leave it at that and take it on the chin. It wasn't.....now you guys who do this, know how a massage goes, work the back, work the arms, the neck, the head, work the legs and then the arse getting you ready for the turnover. This girl, Lindsay was her name, seriously hadn't got a feckin clue!!!! She was crap, all over the place, hard, light, walking around the table, just no clue, so here's me thinking, about 30 mins in, its a waste of time and then comes the comment, you want B2B or FS?....this is why shes got no skills, its a knocking shop! OK I have no issues with this but this makes me want the other girl even more. I didn't answer Lindsay straight away as I had to have the debate with the little man as to if he'd actually be able to work with whats on offer
we decided together that he wouldn't work, so we politely refused.....so on with the crap massage..... At least I'll get the obligatory HE
....Nope wrong again! Wanted extra coin for that as well £50!!
That's was me done. I've been out the game for a while and obviously lost lost touch. I didn't research this place and got crap service because of it. My fault I know, but supposed this could be a TOFTT and all I can do is pass onto to you guys. Now don't get me wrong it could be a different story with the other girl and I did fancy her for sure, but as for Lindsay, she's around 50 at least, at best a 2/10 on looks and 2/10 on massage...didn't get as far as anything else as even the little man said no! So give her a miss. Worst of all I could see this was a place designed to pull you in and take yer coin but for FS with a decent looking girl, might be good or OK value. So all I can say here is if your using this place, make your best choice before you pay and get into the room, you could have then a totally different experience.
