WARNING: Transsexual review and also mildly tedious
(out of interest how do you move these posts to the 'transsexual category'?)
I've eyed up Rihanna's webpages for a while because I think her pictures are utterly gorgeous. Finally got a chance to meet her, but it was a damp fart of an experience. I'll try to keep it short as it's not the gonna be the most interesting read:
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Phoned her on Thursday late morn and arranged a 1.30pm meeting. Done my usual douche, shave, shower, aftershave and clean clothes (sometimes I wonder why I bother!), text Rihanna to asking for an address and set of to Stevenage. Parked up and had recieved no answer so phoned twice, texted thrice and waited for 20 mins...no answer. I ended up driving home, having a sad 'crwank' and was about to write an angry review on here, when she messaged and apologised. Being all forgiveness I accepted and said I'd try again the following day.
Next day her AW "Available Now" sign was on so I called...and texted...and called again for a couple of hours. I was horny and fed up by then and (miracle of miracles) Chalita appears in Stevenage (heard good things about her). I call her and she can see me in an hour, at this point I am douched and showered again and desperate for satisfying as soon as poss.
Should have gone along with that, but literally the minute I hang up from Chalita, Rihanna texts back and says she's ready NOW. My lesser judgment takes over and I cancel with Chalita and hot foot to Stevo just to be texted as I'm outside her hotel "Hi Darling. I have the cleaner in now" "come back in [45 minutes]". Seriously wondering why I cancelled the other meet, I just potter around pandemic era Stevenage which looks like a shit dystopian B-movie .
So, sorry it's been a dull ride so far and afraid it doesn't get much better. I'll now give you the good bits of news:
- she was very good looking (just like the pictures)
- she charged £80 for 30 minutes
- she was polite
That's genuinely all the positives I can think of. She was not dressed in anything sexy, she had a cold sore and refused to kiss, she just had new butt-implants so I could only gently fondle her arse, she only offered BJ with a condom on (both ways), her dick was sizable but more thick then long (worst kind for anyone wanting to take it) she did ask if I wanted top or bottom but ONLY ONE for the 30 minutes, then she only offered one position! I was pretty much out of choices so I opted for fucking her doggy style (carefully because of her implants) and treated it as a 'bump and dump'. She also told me that she's just arrived in Stevenage - so what was all that bull yesterday???
All in all, for the ballache of arranging a meeting I might as well have wanked into a melon while sucking on a lenth of rubber hose.
I would imagine she has had better punts, but this whole experience means I won't go back to her
Topic: TS Rihanna / Vanessa - Stevenage (Read 3056 times)