Bournemouth; English Honey69xx

[Stratosnimbus2]

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£130 for the hour...

I'm not a hugely regular punter, but have had some great experiences with WG's who really look after you and make sure that you are the centre of their attention for the time you spend.  This punt was my first major fail.

Comms:  The best part of the process.  Timely responses, adaptable, fairly straight forward and open but super simple expectations.

All down hill from there. ..

Location:  Quiet suburb road, easy enough parking and easy to get to as had travelled from far away.  Easy access but once inside... this is not the dream of high class living.  Pitch expectations at poorly maintained student flat and you're onto a winner.  Still don't be judgemental and let's see...

Honey was, to be frank, a bit of a surprise.  Nothing really like the pics.  Add a few stone.  Friendly enough welcome but not a gracious host long term.  Towel on the bed ready, not quite sure who I was (even though I'd let myself in) and confused as to what time I wanted.  Makeup was definitely on the face, and the teeth.  This was definitely a cold transaction as opposed to a date.  It makes a difference.

After remembering I wanted some fetish gear, I was presented with a binbag of crumpled gear to pick from, of which the "easiest" to put on items were offered.  Everything else was quite some effort. 

We started with a massage.  Think inconsiderate crab clawing at you in ill fitted latex gloves.   After moving on to a BJ, it became clear that deepthroat was not an openly received like as I was warned that she had recently eaten.  So onto some doggy.  At this point all covered, I was politely informed that I wasn't hard enough for the deed, and we stopped, no help, nothing.    Funnily enough, I wasn't surprised as the entertainment was a little lacking.  Back to OWO.  LOTS (too much) spitting, some ball sucking, and all was done.  Time to get the hell out of dodge.

Now things got super disappointing. Wipes and tissues were handed over so I could clean up.  She disappeared.  And then all of the calls and texts that were coming through mid point were addressed.  I can honestly say that after finishing, she didn't address me to my face once..   I talked to myself and left.  Never to return...

A  perfect example of why in the future : a) I will only see those who have face pics, and b) I will walk when it doesn't feel right.

[joninbristol]

Thank you for the review.
Sorry to read that you had such a grotty experience. 
I've just blacklisted her, probably the first of very many. I'll never meet someone without a face pic now, and if it doesn't match I generally walk.
Always worth listening to your intuition, it's the sum of your experiences I find, though it sounds like your hit rate is generally high.

[nurfe7]

Thanks for the review, have tried to book Honey before but she was unavailable at the time I was looking for. I would have been trying to book her in the future but not now, I have started to see the same couple of girls as there seem to be so many girls that are very robotic/uninterested in this area these days. Sorry you had such a poor experience!

[Shortandsensible]

Im starting to agree a little with regard to the face pictures, there’s two Bournemouth profiles I’ve been considering for the last week or so, but neither have pictures above the neck or are reviewed. I wouldn’t even mind too much if they just blur out their eyes, or wear sunglasses etc, obviously a clear full face picture would be the best. But yeah if any local Aw girls are reading this then something to consider.

Shame you had a negative time with English honey, I’ve seen her a couple of times now, for me overall I found pretty good vfm. But it’s a game of opinions l

[joninbristol]

Im starting to agree a little with regard to the face pictures, there’s two Bournemouth profiles I’ve been considering for the last week or so, but neither have pictures above the neck or are reviewed.

That's another warning sign to me too. Not only no head and shoulders, but also in reverse.
Head and shoulders shots only often indicate that someone ate all the pies...