EmmaXTaboo (Basildon)

[Plan R]

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Having had zero flange since Dec 2019, (and having decided I stood as much chance of catching C19 from a pub lunch as munching on pussy),
I gave it a go.

Comms: Called, no answer, then got a 'Hi' text. Called again, arranged 9pm punt. Was asked to confirm 20mins before the punt, always difficult
when driving but oh well. Very good English, no maid as far as I can tell. Didn't get annoyed when I rang again to ask more details about exact location.

Venue:  Big estate in Basildon, 3 x 5(?) storey blocks I think. Weird arrangement in that she hands out a key-fob to you from her ground floor window. Safe enough and modern enough inside though.

WG: Pics are her, nice bod, not stunning but not bad, boobs a fraction droopy but not too bad, (not Deputy Dawg's ears or anything).

Punt: Paid £110 for 1hr and was told to get undressed, wasn't asked to shower which always worries me a bit, but (I knew) I'd had one before I left.
Anyway when she comes back in the room and we discuss what's what I tell her I basically just want face sitting she announces it's another £20.
FFS!
Yes I should have walked but I was horny and committed by then so I paid up.
That aside her attitude was pretty good for (most of) the punt, communicative while I warmed up for the 1st 5 mins, even had a bit of a laugh.

Probably 40 mins of face sitting with me licking her minge and arse in more positions than I could count. No complaints from her and she
got a bit wet.  At one stage she popped on a condom and gave me oral, then cowgirl. Unfortunately it didn't last long as condoms make me lose my erection.
Here is where it went south... At the last I committed the heinous and unforgivable crime of spunking on her foot.
She went ape shit, got really pissy (particularly as I was laughing at first when I didn't fully get how pissed off she actually was).
You'd have thought I'd got it down her throat or in her eye the way she went on.

Cursing and moaning that she didn't do COB and that I had messed up her duvet.
I apologised in the end just to shut her up, although I didn't actually give a shit and still thought it was funny.
It genuinely was an accident gents.

The atmosphere had gone from pretty cordial to ice cold, she went off to the shower to wash her foot, I made my excuses and left.
Some horny parts, but overall a bit meh and the last part was unbelievable.
Not having punted for 8 months probably made it seem better than it actually was to me.

Recommended? Not overly.
Summary: Thank fuck I didn't get any in her dream catcher
 

[winkywanky]

Dreamcatcher  A new one on me! 

Oh dear, in my book that's a Neg although at least she didn't try to actually kill you! Spunk on her foot? I'm surprised she didn't say it was extra babeee  .

As for the £20 extra for spending most of the punt giving her nether regions a catbath, I suspect if you'd said nothing and simply steered things that way then there'd have been no issue whatsoever. What girl would say no to having her pussy and arse licked indefinitely? IRL you'd be a keeper  . Total bollocks, and totally Romanian  .

The fact that when she went to the shower to wash her foot but no other part of her body says it all. Skank. Just imagine, the next guy with his tongue up her arse is going to be eating all your saliva. Ewww! 

Not having punted for 8 months probably made it seem better than it actually was to me.

I think it was a case of that really. I can see you're a generous kinda guy. We're wasted on women, aren't we? 

[Plan R]

I spoil those Romanian hotties I really do   
(Micky Flanagan does a bit about getting chucked by a girlfriend for getting spunk in her dream catcher )