7th of September, well yesterday after work i drove to Salford, with assurances that this will be a very good service, because apparently Shan has improved her quality and service and she's meant to be overbooked most of the time, anyway i made a booking for 6pm cancelled after reading reviews here, then they sent a message saying its very unfortunate your not coming because your are missing out. So i re book again for 9pm
At that point i know i should've just said no, but i gave them the benefit of the doubt.
They even message me saying the nuru massage is amazing, b2b, hj, as many times as you like. But there no touching with hands and no kidding, i said fine.
I got there, facilities are amazing, very clean smells nice too.
Anyway, I enter the building, its at the corner of the street which meets junction, i meet Shan, not knowing that it is her, she take payment and guides me to the room and shower, while looking half dead and sleepy.
Nevertheless, i went showered, went into the room for the massage, room was just slightly cold, i laid down on the bed, waited for a while, "SHAN" entered, with a bowl of gooey gel.
Shae started the massage on my back, shoulders, neck,buttocks legs, this continued for about 45 minutes with her just chucking the gel all over my body and in some cases went on my face!
I was like WTF is going! I found it more humorous at first but then she did it again twice, she did body 2 body, which was literally her slapping her boobs on my bum, thats it, thats all.
Earlier on i did say shall i turn over saying its coming to 45 minutes shall i turn over? She said, no. Very bluntly.
Mind you when facing down for most of the hour and you've paid for naked massage then its taking the piss.
Anyway once i did turn over she threw the rest of nuru gel very casually by tipping the bowl over my nether region and got baby oil bottle and squirted down there too.
She did a bit body 2 body max 5 minutes, then gave me handjob.
And that was it, it felt so bad and unsatisfying i couldn't believe it.
She asked me several times how the service was, I just being the person I am just said yh it was ok and good.
I showered again, dried up and she led me to the exit.
I left with so much hate because of assurance the gave before the booking which weren't true at all.
Anyway if anything facilities were 9/10 figure of SHAN was maybe a 7.5/10 she had an amazing ass and body, but your not allowed to touch and i didnt see much with so much flipping nuru gel over my face.lol
Service 2/10
VFM? Fuck no.
Go back? Fuck no, only if its not Shan and its free..
