Deeply deflating and dispiriting meet with an unenthusiastic morose jaded cold fish.
External Link/Members Only External Link/Members Only Had an unexpected window today and felt vaguely horny so I sorted a short notice 30-min booking with Frency via WhatsApp. Had her hotlisted a while as potentially the gym fit bunny type that gets me going.
I should have paid more attention to the resting bitch gob displayed on her WhatsApp profile but I was focussing more on the pic on her AW profile that hints at a fitness model body.
Anyway, instant response to my initial WhatsApp message so a couple of hours later I'm at the East Village in Duke Street getting flat number off her. Buzzed in and door magically opens as I approach her gaff.
Think she had a bra and booty shorts and heels on but I was eyeing her figure and realising she'd not been near a gym this year. Don't get me wrong, she has a banging hourglass figure, magnificent natural boobs, at least D but could be E. Think Kelly Brook in her prime. Despite not being the hard-body I'd prefer, she was definitely very acceptable.
Facially it's hard to describe her and I don't like to be unkind about anybody's looks, particularly given I look like Golum from LOTRs. But, the biggest issue for me was the utter boredom, detachment, miserableness and bitchiness etched all over her face. Fucking hell she looked like she'd rather be anywhere except in the room with me. So her fairly plain face plastered with a permanent sullen expression added up to something I didn't really take to.
She's not British so conversation is very stilted. Her English is passable but I think half the problem is she doesn't actually want to speak... Every exchange seemed forced and awkward. It's like she wants you to fuck her and fuck off ASAP.
So once in her hallway and I've hung my coat up and kicked my shoes off she leads me to basic but warm bedroom. We pass 3 closed doors plus bathroom (which I don't need) on the way. She asks me how long in the most uninterested and off-hand voice I've heard this year and I say half hour and pass her £70. No offer of any facilities or beverages - just mumbles about putting money away and to get undressed whilst she's gone. She back after 2 minutes and gets her bra/shorts off in the style of a lady at Doctors undressing for a smear test. I try a bit of icebreaking chatter but it's like pulling teeth - tells me she's Italian but I'm rapidly beginning to think it's all a bit EE feeling. Tells me to quieten down a bit so I apologize and start whispering - I recalled the closed doors I passed earlier and surmised there are others working here too. I should explain that I'm hearing impaired and also try to be positive and upbeat in the face of sulleness (I'm thinking it might make them liven up, I might have to re-think that though!) so I probably was talking a bit loud.
She does look good starkers, good all over tan but not tangoed. Good skin. Penny-sized hairy mole on side of her abdomen but I don't mind little scars, oddities or quirks - part of their individuality. Think she was expecting me to be erect at this point and she seemed a bit befuddled how to commence.
I ended up going down on her for 5 mins... Lovely pussy, clean and shaved. She happy with fingers outside but I was given a no when I asked her about inside. I got tired but I'd developed a semi so she suggested blowjob. I said yes please and she reached for condom. Right, oral with then. I hadn't clarified this beforehand so my bad. I suggested we get me a bit harder but she intent on sticking it on right then. Sucking and wanking at same time but nothing much happening at my end. I tried to position her to get access to boobs and other visual stimulus but she continually thwarted me and seemed to prefer having her back to me.
She then said how much time left and when am I gonna get hard? No clock in room but I showed her my watch that showed we'd been at it for a quarter-hour, or as she put it, 17 mins.This was clearly shit on all fronts so I suggested wanking myself off. She fairly accomodating to this, on her back playing with her pussy but it was so mechanical, sterile and unerotic I couldn't even wank myself hard. She then made another remark about time so I called it quits and asked for a back massage. She sat on my arse and gave me a decent rubdown. Told me my back and shoulders were too hunched and I should stand straighter. Marvellous I thought..... Sakura is 40yds from here, could of got this for £30 and without having my physical shortcomings highlighted.
She then got off, facing away from me saying nothing. I chucked my clothes on in about 10 seconds, nipped in bathroom to wash my hands - decent clean facilities but no towel so I used bathmat on floor. Out into hall to put shoes and jacket on, gave her a quick hug and left 27 minutes after I'd arrived.
Absolutely shite all round.
Funny footnote. Towards end she asked if I had an AW profile and could I leave her feedback? I said so I bung you a retrospective booking request and then leave feedback? She was keen, asked my AW name and wanted to know when I'd be home to do it so I told her an hour. I'm home later and she's messaged me on WhatsApp to remind me. I therefore gave her an AW review and wondered how long before she retaliated.... Not much more than an hour!
I don't give a toss about my feedback off her, I haven't used AW for a year and there's no point to using AW to make bookings - ultimately, any sensible person will twig what the score is. I think her asking me for feedback actually vindicates my efforts to conduct myself respectfully, positively and politely in the face of her dour jaded performance - the silly moo must have thought the feedback I would leave her would be as lovely as I was.
Anyway, I've bleeding well had it for 2019. Started nicely, two lovely ladies I saw a couple of times each but since they hung up their heels it's been a bit crap... Roll on 2020!
Topic: Frency_Curvy - 30mins @ £70 - Liverpool L1 (Read 4526 times)