Author Topic: English Emma (aka Strumpet4u) - Ipswich based but tours E Anglia  (Read 5363 times)


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Offline happyharry

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Emma is Ipswich based but tours Norwich, Colchester, Newmarket, and other locations on a regular basis.

Emma's AW profile ticked most of my boxes, she's English, fairly well reviewed, what could go wrong ?

The meet took place in Nov 2017. On the day that I saw her she was working out of a rented appartment. All fit for purpose, relatively discreet, and limited parking within 5 minutes walk. When I spoke with her to make the appointment I asked her to confirm that she offered OWO (a must for me). She was a little hesitant answering - I should have taken that as a warning sign.

Comms, by text after my initial call, were perfect, directions spot on. I arrived on-time and freshly showered. As I entered the appartment I got the "hush" sign. She didn't want to arouse the neighbours suspicions. She was wearing a shortie dressing gown, over bra and pants. Reasonably good looking, bit of a severe face not helped by the make-up that she was wearing. Here figure is very slim - just how I like them. She asked for the money upfront - pretty sure it was £130 for the hour (but I see that she's now charging £140). She showed me to the bedroom and told me to "get ready" whilst she disappeared to stash the cash. All rather formal - certainly not shaping up to be a GFE. I undressed and lay on the bed.

She re-appeared a couple of minutes later. Took off the dressing gown and asked what I'd like. Gave her my wish list to which she replied that maybe a massage would get "us" in the mood. Not normally my thing but I decided to go with the flow. The massage was only average so after about 5 minutes I decided to take the initiative. She list FK (at discretion) and my approach was met by (Oh, I can't do that, my lips are dry and cracked). OK, I proceeded to remove her bra and guess what "Please don't play with my nipples - they're very sensitive".
I suggested that she gives me some oral. She proceeds to open a condom. I remind her that she confirmed OWO when I first enquired. "When were you last tested ?". About 3 months ago I told her. After some thinking about it, she did proceed with OWO - and it was OK. After a couple of minutes she began to complain that her neck was hurting, she said she has an on-going problem with it. She asked me to lay on the edge of the bed so she could kneel on the floor and continue.
I let her carry on for a few minutes and then suggested that I return the favour. As I went down on her she told me that she was very tender down there and asked me to avoid her clit or lips. She told me that she really gets turned on when guys lick the tops of her legs (oh yes ?).
By now, I was losing interest so I thought it best to get rubbered up and get finished. She applied a huge dollop of lube which resulted in virtually no feeling upon penetration. Had sex in mish and doggy and then back in with her legs over my shoulders. "Sorry, you can't do it like that, I have a back problem". Legs down and I just went for it until I came.
She passed me some tissue and a small poly bag for the condom and tissue. I cleaned up whilst she dressed. I made some small talk about her work which resulted in a foul mouth diatribe about AW, "what a bunch on money grabbing wankers they are" and then "everyone thinks girls in this job make shit loads of money, what they forget is that we have to pay for a room, transport, tax, condoms - it really pisses me off"
I made my exit and welcomed the fresh air that greeted me on the walk back.
I've had some mediocre punts last year but this really was the worst of the lot.


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This doesn’t read like a positive, did you make a mistake or was it intentional ?

Offline Students Notebook

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Emma is Ipswich based but tours Norwich, Colchester, Newmarket, and other locations on a regular basis.

Emma's AW profile ticked most of my boxes, she's English, fairly well reviewed, what could go wrong ?

The meet took place in Nov 2017. On the day that I saw her she was working out of a rented appartment. All fit for purpose, relatively discreet, and limited parking within 5 minutes walk. When I spoke with her to make the appointment I asked her to confirm that she offered OWO (a must for me). She was a little hesitant answering - I should have taken that as a warning sign.

Comms, by text after my initial call, were perfect, directions spot on. I arrived on-time and freshly showered. As I entered the appartment I got the "hush" sign. She didn't want to arouse the neighbours suspicions. She was wearing a shortie dressing gown, over bra and pants. Reasonably good looking, bit of a severe face not helped by the make-up that she was wearing. Here figure is very slim - just how I like them. She asked for the money upfront - pretty sure it was £130 for the hour (but I see that she's now charging £140). She showed me to the bedroom and told me to "get ready" whilst she disappeared to stash the cash. All rather formal - certainly not shaping up to be a GFE. I undressed and lay on the bed.

She re-appeared a couple of minutes later. Took off the dressing gown and asked what I'd like. Gave her my wish list to which she replied that maybe a massage would get "us" in the mood. Not normally my thing but I decided to go with the flow. The massage was only average so after about 5 minutes I decided to take the initiative. She list FK (at discretion) and my approach was met by (Oh, I can't do that, my lips are dry and cracked). OK, I proceeded to remove her bra and guess what "Please don't play with my nipples - they're very sensitive".
I suggested that she gives me some oral. She proceeds to open a condom. I remind her that she confirmed OWO when I first enquired. "When were you last tested ?". About 3 months ago I told her. After some thinking about it, she did proceed with OWO - and it was OK. After a couple of minutes she began to complain that her neck was hurting, she said she has an on-going problem with it. She asked me to lay on the edge of the bed so she could kneel on the floor and continue.
I let her carry on for a few minutes and then suggested that I return the favour. As I went down on her she told me that she was very tender down there and asked me to avoid her clit or lips. She told me that she really gets turned on when guys lick the tops of her legs (oh yes ?).
By now, I was losing interest so I thought it best to get rubbered up and get finished. She applied a huge dollop of lube which resulted in virtually no feeling upon penetration. Had sex in mish and doggy and then back in with her legs over my shoulders. "Sorry, you can't do it like that, I have a back problem". Legs down and I just went for it until I came.
She passed me some tissue and a small poly bag for the condom and tissue. I cleaned up whilst she dressed. I made some small talk about her work which resulted in a foul mouth diatribe about AW, "what a bunch on money grabbing wankers they are" and then "everyone thinks girls in this job make shit loads of money, what they forget is that we have to pay for a room, transport, tax, condoms - it really pisses me off"
I made my exit and welcomed the fresh air that greeted me on the walk back.
I've had some mediocre punts last year but this really was the worst of the lot.

Happyharry. I think you have made two mistakes.

The first was in going to see this self opinionated, bad tempered woman in the first place.

The second, if I have understood you correctly, and I quote "I've had some mediocre punts last year but this really was the worst of the lot" is  to mark

your Review POSITIVE.

I think you mean NEGATIVE. Am I right ?? It can be changed.

She says she doesn't read UKP but I think she does. Why otherwise would she say and I quote you again. ""what a bunch on money grabbing wankers they are"?

I fully expect that both you and I will receive a sharp rebuke from the lovely Emma.

Looking forward to hearing from you Emma. Lots of love xxx.

S.N.
















Offline Students Notebook

This doesn’t read like a positive, did you make a mistake or was it intentional ?

Big MISTAKE I think.

S.N.

Offline Foxtail17

Sounds like a negative to me. Thanks for the review, saved me wasting a few quid.

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Big MISTAKE I think.

S.N.

Agreed, but I don’t want to change the rating without the OP’s agreement.

Offline Students Notebook

Agreed, but I don’t want to change the rating without the OP’s agreement.

Of course.

S.N

Offline jok32

OP said in east England thread he was going to put up a negative for this SP
I saw her in November. My worst punt of 2017. Held off doing an immediate review as I thought she could get vindictive. Will post a review during next couple of days but my advice is...avoid.

Offline Students Notebook

OP said in east England thread he was going to put up a negative for this SP

He was right.

She accused me of all sorts of things after I made a mistake about her charges.

And when I suggested a second meeting she was very unpleasant.

AVOID.

S.N.

Offline thundercrackerxx

How old is she? Bad lips, bad back, bad nipples, bad clit. Can't touch anything because it's all causing her pain and discomfort? Sounds like something energetic like sex isn't the job for her. Funny she calls us all money grabbers yet charges so much for a girl who looks fine but not amazing and gives a rubbish service. She comes across very entitled. Everyone has to pay for tax, travel, accomodation no matter what their job.
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Offline Students Notebook

How old is she? Bad lips, bad back, bad nipples, bad clit. Can't touch anything because it's all causing her pain and discomfort? Sounds like something energetic like sex isn't the job for her. Funny she calls us all money grabbers yet charges so much for a girl who looks fine but not amazing and gives a rubbish service. She comes across very entitled.

" Entitled " sums her up perfectly.

S.N.

Offline happyharry

Agreed, but I don’t want to change the rating without the OP’s agreement.

Ooops. In my haste to get this posted, I erroneously rated it as a Positive when, quite obviously, it should have been a resounding NEGATIVE.

Please can someone "in authority" change it to a negative ?

Thanks

Offline happyharry

How old is she? Bad lips, bad back, bad nipples, bad clit. Can't touch anything because it's all causing her pain and discomfort? Sounds like something energetic like sex isn't the job for her. Funny she calls us all money grabbers yet charges so much for a girl who looks fine but not amazing and gives a rubbish service. She comes across very entitled. Everyone has to pay for tax, travel, accomodation no matter what their job.

Yes, she's in the wrong job. Age ? I would guess mid 30's.

Offline Prof1978

This one has been on my HL for a little while and was planning to see her soon but reading this, don't think I'll be bothering. Sorry to hear about the poor experiences.

Offline Danny87

My experience with Emma is similar to yours happyharry.  I saw her awhile back - started with a ‘massage’ which just amounted to a few prods in the back, told me “no kissing” and “don’t touch my nipples”. A bit of covered oral then a business-like shag - cowgirl for a few moments then she decided to make it reverse cowgirl and rode like mad until I came.  Oh yes, she has a short fuse - say the wrong thing and she flies off the handle as I found out just like you hh.

I’m definitely not going back.

Offline Firey redhead

I had a similar experience. She has plenty of opinions and shared them throughout! Also seems to think that she is gods gift to escorting and I should be pleased that she saw me. Apart from having me sat down on a chair as she bounced on my cock the meet was broken with breaks and similar rules that everyone else mentioned. Haven't been back!

Offline somethingrandom

 I get this strange feeling that Emma has reincarnated herself as a massage only provider.
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Anyone else think its her?
It's her messaging style (up her own arse) and those photos in the pink robe that just remind me of her.

Offline fatboy

I get this strange feeling that Emma has reincarnated herself as a massage only provider.
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Anyone else think its her?
It's her messaging style (up her own arse) and those photos in the pink robe that just remind me of her.

Yes, you may be right but if it is not she is doing a good impersonation of Emma.
Emma 2 - The Sequel !
The gallery pics don't help much, I can't remember what her toes looked like.
They most likely have strong opinions about something !
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Why would anyone book with an advert like that?

Better off staying at home and listen to the missus moan. At least thats free :D

Offline fatboy

Why would anyone book with an advert like that?

Better off staying at home and listen to the missus moan. At least thats free :D

But is if free 'ackney ?
All those tens of thousands ploughed into feeding wife and kids  :sarcastic:
At least with Emma it stopped as soon as you left even if your ears did ring for a while after. :cool:

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But is if free 'ackney ?
All those tens of thousands ploughed into feeding wife and kids  :sarcastic:
At least with Emma it stopped as soon as you left even if your ears did ring for a while after. :cool:

But if I went to see Emma I would have 2 lots of moaning and even less money :D