External Link/Members OnlyAfter holding back as long as possible from a return to punting, I decided to eventually capitulate and indulge in some FBSM as a reintroduction. One unwanted side effect on now being a remote worker is that central london punts are out of bounds, and so I was limited to providers in south-east London. After some browsing I decided on SophiaxMassage.
Comms: Initial comms was via text message, and received a response very promptly. I was able to confirm service and arrange a time for later that evening without any hassles. I booked the Nuru massage with OW for 1 hour.
Venue: New block of flats in a modern estate around Woolwich. There was a code to get through the door, which caused some issues initially, but once through it was a straight shot up to the apartment, no concierge or worried neighbours. The flat itself was very modern and nice, and amenities were all offered and in good shape.
Girl: I wasn't expecting much, but actually she is quite attractive. She is taller than I imagined, about 5'9", with bronzed skin and a shapely body. She had a decent rack, and curvy body. Only downside were the tattoos, which were quite prominent.
Meet: Upon arrival and getting through the usual hiding behind the door routine, I was greeted warmly and shown to the bathroom where I was told to wash my hands. Ordinarily that might be a bad sign, but given the times it was actually a welcome indication that she was at least not being reckless (although obviously it wouldn't help that much in the grand scheme of things). After that I was offered a shower, which I declined having showered before arriving, and then taken into the bedroom. The room was nice, air-conditioned with a queen sized bed, and tidy. The SP then helped me undress and placed me on my front for the massage. Unfortunately she didn't disrobe until I was face down, and so I missed that part. For the next 30 minutes or I had a pretty disappointing ordinary massage, with no CC swipes or anything remotely erotic, despite my best attempts to coerce it. After 30 minutes or so she had me flip over, and then proceeded with effectively giving me a rough handjob. While I could finally see her body, which was nice, she was unfortunately positioned out of range for me to touch, and so I had to simply watch her attempts at a handjob. After 5 minutes of that, it was on with the raincoat, and then 10 minutes of a mediocre blowjob. Finally I was able to finish in the bag, and excused myself for a shower.
Summary: Good looking girl with easily arranged services in a nice venue, however very lacklustre service and no real effort to elevate the experience at all.