External Link/Members OnlyShe also calls herself Pamela i believe.
Paid: £150 for 1h
Comms: Booked through agency via phone, easy. Had to wait 10 mins outside though cause she was running late with prep.
Location:When I saw her she was in an Apartment house short walk from Marble Arch. Busy area but the entrance is off the main street so all good. She has relocated to Edgware Road/Paddington since. Shower/clean towels were offered.
The girl: More fake looking than her photos. Selfies are closer but still inaccurate. She has some lazy scribbling tattoo going between her left shoulder and neck and you can tell she has had multiple work done mostly on her lips and fake tits. Her eyebrows were also painted or tattooed. Overall she looks very fake compared to her photos that make her seem naturally curvy. Also she doesn't have that hot "Fake Porn start" or dirty hooker look either. She's not ugly but more like an average looking girl who's trying real hard to look like something special but is spending her money on all the wrong surgeons.
Service: So right off the bat DFK was not there. It was very light kissing that never progress so that service is not on offer as advertised. The rest was more of a vanilla GFE. OWO was another challenge as she kept rushing to put the bag on with her mouth. This happened twice in a row each time the bj became much more enthusiastic after the condom was on.. annoying. Despite the girl not living up to expectations I was super horny and smashed in a number of positions (miss, cowgirl and doggy) and came in the bag. This is where the punt went from mediocre to complete snooze fest. First, right after I came, she jumped up to offer a massage.. of course.
I didn't request this in the first place so declined. She kept going on about how great her technique is and started rubbing my shoulders but after 90 seconds I had enough and told her to stop. Afterwards she decided to try something cheeky and said that now it's my turn to give her a massage(2 step time waisting strategy, spend time massaging instead of fucking then ask the punter to massage you as a shitty excuse for foreplay). Now if we had some chemistry and the mood was right cool, but with this bitch... nah fam ain't happening. So instead it was story time. We talked a bit on the bed while I was getting hard again. She kept going on about her clients and what they're into, all on the dom side. She also offers this service and it was clear that she prefers it to regular escorting. She kept going on and on about some guy who keeps asking her to kick him the balls for 30 mins wearing football shoes and then gets up and leaves. Think she even named the guy but I forgot what it was. I thought to myself this is a bit unprofessional, yeah I gave the story a quick chuckle but going into to detail about the guy is not too discreet. I would be carful what I tell this girl as she will most likely pass it on to the next punter using it as a time wasting strategy.
With more fussing around about half assed OWO and DFK I wasn't feeling round 2. Stayed hard but the pussy wasn't doing it for me and was no where near coming by the hour mark. Shower, got dressed and left. It's clear that she prefers to be a dom where she doesn't have to offer sex but at the same time in stereotypical rom fashion she's too lazy too even do that properly full time with all the bells and whistles so instead she settle for doing 2 things mediocre instead of 1 thing proper.
Recommend: No - much better options available at Diva.
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Topic: Asella - Diva escorts - Super Boring - Marble Arch / W2 (Read 1198 times)