Working through my modest backlog of punts/massages. Irina of
External Link/Members Only is well reviewed here, indeed that's how I heard about her.
CommsAll by text. There was a period where one of us lost network coverage - impossible to know for sure who - leading to a little pre-session confusion, but nothing that impacted timing or service.
The VenueIrina has a tiny ground floor flat on the main street roughly 5 minutes walk from Earls Court tube. Another poster once suggested the bus stop outside is a discreet place to lurk if you arrive early, and this is exactly what I did. Once inside, I felt like Gulliver in the land of Lilliput; the room is tiny and not a little cluttered, although Irina manages to make it functional. She warned me several times about not extending my head too far off the bed, evidently I wouldn't be the first to headbutt her bedside table.
The LadyThe photos on Irina's website are accurate in that it's definitely her. However, it must be noted Irina has put on a fair bit of weight. She immediately struck me as looking like a rather matronly Joan Sims from the Carry On movies, which perhaps undermined my attempts to find her sexy. Which is a shame because in terms of personality, Irina is 10/10 - she immediately broke the ice and within minutes we were chatting and joking like old friends, which for a sad git like me is quite the achievement.
The ActionI requested a shower first, and had the novelty of using a bathroom designed for a doll's house. Back in the room and we got down to business. Irina is enthusiastic but I don't get the feeling she has much of a professional background in massage. She did however get stuck in with lots of oily body slides, making use of her front and back, and as many other posters have mentioned, she made good use of her tongue from the outset to sweep across the back and down to my exposed bell end. Cheeky! On the flip she went straight to the penis with mouth and hands, but despite her enthusiasm I'm afraid to say it just didn't do much for me. To mix things up I proposed going down on her, which she accepted and seemed to enjoy - nicely shaven, hygenic, I enjoyed this too. Back on the bed Irina made a heroic effort to OWO and wank me back to life but for whatever reason I couldn't muster much more than a soft lob. I do suffer from nerves, but in this case I think I just didn't fancy Irina - sorry. A quick shower, dressed while chatting then a hug, and it was all done.
Damage£100 for 1 hour B2B massage with RO, OWO and HE. On the subject of pricing, I know some chaps book her at the higher rate of £120/hour to get the "erotic massage". In my experience OWO and RO are both available at the basic rate, so I'm not sure what the extra twenty actually gets you.
VerdictOverall neutral. I liked Irina's personality a lot, and she's eager to please. However her massage skills are basic and I'm sorry to say she just didn't spark my fire.
