External Link/Members OnlyComms: I phoned this lady a few days before to check her whereabouts and availability. Her English is poor but just about manageable. I then texted her the evening before to book a one hour meet for the following morning.
Location: A large suitably anonymous block of flats just off Edgeware Road, about 10 minutes walk from Marble Arch. On arriving in the street she texted me her address and the code to get into the building. As it happened I didn't need the code, I simply followed someone else in.
Time: 40 minutes, paid £80.
The lady: Scantily dressed, heavily tattooed, 5'2, early 40's - and very fat (huge belly).
The meet: Arriving at her door I knocked and she kept me waiting two or three minutes. On opening the door she apologised profusely and with such mechanical fluency that I suspect it is part of her regular routine. Beyond that there was no greeting. She simply ushered me through to the bedroom, handed me a towel and pointed me to the bathroom. I quickly handed her the paperwork for the hour agreed, before getting undressed and heading for the shower.
Once out of the shower it was straight onto the bed where she was already waiting for me. The few clothes she was wearing quickly came off.
I should add that the only furniture in the room consisted of two double beds, a cupboard and a chair. The massage table described by others was conspicuously absent. In fact no massage was offered, despite the fact this figures prominently on her profile. Oddly, this is the second time in the last few months I've been to a woman who supposedly offers massage only to find it is not included.
As we lay on the bed we fondled a lot. She did not however allow kissing on the lips at all. I tried RO, which she was not particularly into, encouraging me instead to finger her, which I did. She then asked me if I would like oral, to which I said 'yes'. Without asking she put a condom on before proceeding to give quite competent oral, but not deepthroat. I generally prefer OW so was not put out by her failure to offer OWO, but it was another example of her failing to offer something which according to her profile is one of her likes.
When it came to sex she made it clear she preferred me on top, which I was happy to do. After a few minutes I came and after she cleaned me up we lay on the bed talking a little. She asked me if I was nervous and I said 'yes', which was true since I am fairly new to punting and my last punt before lockdown had been quite disastrously bad. She said she was also nervous and it quickly became clear that what she was referring to was Covid-19. I presume her refusal to kiss, and perhaps her failure to offer OWO, was down to this.
After chatting for a few minutes I started fondling her again and made it clear I would like to have sex once more. She seemed surprised and perhaps slightly put out by this, even though we were only about 20 minutes into the meet; but she went along with my wish, even agreeing to be on top for the second round. Her style was extremely vigorous, almost exaggeratedly so. I wondered perhaps if she was doing this in an effort to get me to come quickly. If so it wasn't working, since for the second round I need something more gentle. I tried to convey this to her but she didn't get it. Finally she said she was exhausted, so I asked her to finish by hand. She did this and I finally came. After cleaning up she disappeared into the shower before coming back to the bed where she sat beside me texting on her phone as I lay there exhausted.
Finally, after taking a quick shower myself I got dressed, thanked her, and made my own way out. She failed even to get off the bed to say goodbye or show me to the door. As I left I checked the time. I'd been with her exactly 40 minutes.
Conclusion: I am sure many would class this as negative. I class it as neutral since it was far better than my disastrous previous punt and within the limited time I did in fact come twice, which for someone in his late 60's is not doing too badly. I must say however that it is most unlikely that I would wish to see this woman again.
