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so this is from 2 nights ago. Comms were good I called and was pleasantly surprised to hear good English on the other end I asked if oral and kissing were included and was told yes so I asked to book an hour hung up and was texted the postcode.
I arrived and she wouldn't pick up the phone for the first 2 calls but answered on the 3rd I was let in by the madam I assume who was a bbw and taken to an upstairs bedroom and told to choose from 3 girls none were the girl in the picture 2 were minging and the 3rd was average looking so I chose her.
heres where the problems began this girl had no clue what I was on about I went in for a kiss and was told no extra to which I replied but I was told kissing was included. I let it go and asked for a bj she didn't understand so I used google translate to which she said ok later. so she starts giving me one of the worst handjobs I have ever had it felt like she was trying to yank it off lol after about 30 seconds I had a semi so asked for a bj again so she gets out a condom and hands it to me I put it on and try to direct her but she says no baby and makes a gurgle sound. I take out google translate again and she types I cant do this my throat is hurting so I suck on her tits for about 20 seconds and start fingering her but the smell is rancid and her disinterest is making me lose my hard on. So I go for sex to which she says no and tries to take off the condom and then says extra I pull it back on and dive in and boy was it the fastest pump and dump iv ever done. The sex lasted about 3 minutes in missionary I ask for doggy she types no my spine is hurting I ask for cowgirl she types no I have a bad back mind you this girl was only 20 she said and looked pretty young id say 30 max. So I finish in mish and then she brings out the wet wipes I take the condom off and ask where the bin is and she just says throw it down meaning on the floor
lol by this point I have had enough she whips out here cigarettes and I ask her for one since I felt that's the least I was owed lol I was in and out in about 25 minutes she did ask me to stay but the vibe was dead and I was glad to leave.
summary
offers bb
avoid at all costs
English almost non-existent
wont do oral unless you pay extra
pussy stinks
wont do any position but missionary
would i go back not even if you paid me to
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