Author Topic: Ana Caliente- Stockwell (Should be a positive but photoshop/lookalike)  (Read 1905 times)


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Alright, I remember I literally posted her on the bubble butt thread not too long ago, as the profile popped up and I remembered there was a debate about the authenticity of the profile. However, upon looking at the location I realised she was close by so thought I'll just cut through and investigate to save all the speculation and see with my own two eyes.

Comms and Location: Comms was through text, had to be a bit persistent with the texting due to slow responses. Location is close to the station, less than a 3 min walk.

Services: £60 for 30 mins. OW and positions.

Looks: Now... the important part, I personally think the chick in the photos is 90% her or she found a carbon copy of herself somewhere with super cheeks and stole the pictures. I would go with it being her but the cheeks have been photoshopped. She is more heading towards a slim thick chick with a perky butt but it is not an outstanding bubble as the pictures make out. If I were to range the cheeks, I would say it is in the B low cat. She is mixed, pretty attractive, nice hair, soft skin and enchanced C tits.From colombia but does not live there. Don't know why the profile says dominican. No scarring on the titjob that I could see. Pictures are reflective of everything else apart from the cheeks.

Session: She was very friendly, in fact...almost too friendly. Started with sanitiser to get the cleaning process out of the way which was fine, wiped my area down (not with sanitiser  :scare:). Started with OW which was very enthusiastic, Straight in to deepthroat with intense velocity which caught me off guard completely. I was thinking oh shit this is not what I signed up for!. Technique was very good, made sure to work the shaft, hand action on the balls whilst blowing and great eye contact. Good tongue action aswell. She spreads her legs to encourage me to rub on her clit whilst she was giving me a hot look.  After, she started in reverse CG for the about 30 seconds before changing her mind and then mentioning something about baby we are going to do kamasutra.I was thinking lol wft?. She went into missionary but shifted her legs on my shoulders and got me to pin her down to plow away whilst she was giving all the right moans. I was starting to get a bit concerned now like oh dear what have I run into...Very good body to body contact, eye contact, almost filled with passion if that's the right word, not too sure. Hit in another variation of missionary for a bit whilst she was moaning in spanish before then shifting to doggy. Technique wise she had a great arch, threw the cheeks back with gusto and pinned her hands on her lower back for me to grab them. She really seemed to want me to go to town on her. At this point I was thinking omg this is an incredible performance. Progressed onto prone which was good. Technique wise she ensured the rotation of her cheeks in a clockwise motion with decent momentum.

Moved onto fucking her from the side...and this is where I got a bit shook. Why? because whilst I was stroking her... she grabbed my arm, moved it onto her throat and said I should choke her whilst hitting it. I was like wait what?! Are you sure??? I could not believe my eyes, I just met her  :lol:. She pressed on my arm and started moaning louder whilst I was stroking and at this point I was think Jesus Christ this is not what I signed up for  :lol:. Moved onto another variation of fucking her from the side with no choking involved for a prolonged period of time before bussing a lovely nut. She cleaned me up, had a nice chat and I left in a daze of shock as to what actually happened. I think it was safe to say she liked me lol. Fucking hell, bit of a whirlwind to be honest.

If the pictures were not photoshopped in terms of the cheeks, then I would have put the review as a positive, a resounding positive for the experience I had to be honest. However, due to the photoshop, it is a neutral... as for some; the pictures would mislead them in terms of expectations for the cheeks. Once again, I reckon the pictures are either her with the cheeks photoshopped.... or she found a dead on lookalike with those cheeks. For others that may investigate, YMMV...I did not expect to get that experience at all, I just wanted to sate my curiosity.

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« Last Edit: June 09, 2020, 06:09:13 pm by Payyourwaymate »

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Thanks for the great review @Payyourwaymate

Had me in stitches!

Your review but a neutral sounds real harsh she sounds a bundle of fun. Is she part of a parlour set-up and did it come out in convo how long she is around for?

I would not mind having a bite from this one.
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Thanks for the great review @Payyourwaymate

Had me in stitches!

Your review but a neutral sounds real harsh she sounds a bundle of fun. Is she part of a parlour set-up and did it come out in convo how long she is around for?

I would not mind having a bite from this one.


The service was amazing. I gave the neutral rating due to the photos of the main asset advertised (her cheeks) not quite matching what I saw in person. If I gave a positive and another member just saw the pictures, the positive rating and just raced over to see her without reading my review....then they will get quite the surprise and may be pissed off. With the neutral at least they would perhaps stop for a second to read the review and find out why before making hasty decisions.

She mentioned she is around in london for two more months but I am not sure about the set up. The place I went to is not part of the batch of parlours/brothels that I normally go to. I did not even know there was one in this area. So I am not sure if it is temporary and she will be moved about or if she will be based there for some time. I think it was literally a case of just running into good luck because I was curious.
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The service was amazing. I gave the neutral rating due to the photos of the main asset advertised (her cheeks) not quite matching what I saw in person. If I gave a positive and another member just saw the pictures, the positive rating and just raced over to see her without reading my review....then they will get quite the surprise and may be pissed off. With the neutral at least they would perhaps stop for a second to read the review and find out why before making hasty decisions.

She mentioned she is around in london for two more months but I am not sure about the set up. The place I went to is not part of the batch of parlours/brothels that I normally go to. I did not even know there was one in this area. So I am not sure if it is temporary and she will be moved about or if she will be based there for some time. I think it was literally a case of just running into good luck because I was curious.

Perfect. Even if she is 90% of the pics that is good enough for me I can forgive the photoshop cheeks ... plus she sounds like a fucking demon in the sack. Maybe you caught her on a good day or she was just into you or she is simply that type of gal. Maybe all 3!

I am in.   :)

Hope she does not disappear within the next month.
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Alright, I remember I literally posted her on the bubble butt thread not too long ago, as the profile popped up and I remembered there was a debate about the authenticity of the profile. However, upon looking at the location I realised she was close by so thought I'll just cut through and investigate to save all the speculation and see with my own two eyes.

Comms and Location: Comms was through text, had to be a bit persistent with the texting due to slow responses. Location is close to the station, less than a 3 min walk.

Services: £60 for 30 mins. OW and positions.

Looks: Now... the important part, I personally think the chick in the photos is 90% her or she found a carbon copy of herself somewhere with super cheeks and stole the pictures. I would go with it being her but the cheeks have been photoshopped. She is more heading towards a slim thick chick with a perky butt but it is not an outstanding bubble as the pictures make out. If I were to range the cheeks, I would say it is in the B low cat. She is mixed, pretty attractive, nice hair, soft skin and enchanced C tits.From colombia but does not live there. Don't know why the profile says dominican. No scarring on the titjob that I could see. Pictures are reflective of everything else apart from the cheeks.

Session: She was very friendly, in fact...almost too friendly. Started with sanitiser to get the cleaning process out of the way which was fine, wiped my area down (not with sanitiser  :scare:). Started with OW which was very enthusiastic, Straight in to deepthroat with intense velocity which caught me off guard completely. I was thinking oh shit this is not what I signed up for!. Technique was very good, made sure to work the shaft, hand action on the balls whilst blowing and great eye contact. Good tongue action aswell. She spreads her legs to encourage me to rub on her clit whilst she was giving me a hot look.  After, she started in reverse CG for the about 30 seconds before changing her mind and then mentioning something about baby we are going to do kamasutra.I was thinking lol wft?. She went into missionary but shifted her legs on my shoulders and got me to pin her down to plow away whilst she was giving all the right moans. I was starting to get a bit concerned now like oh dear what have I run into...Very good body to body contact, eye contact, almost filled with passion if that's the right word, not too sure. Hit in another variation of missionary for a bit whilst she was moaning in spanish before then shifting to doggy. Technique wise she had a great arch, threw the cheeks back with gusto and pinned her hands on her lower back for me to grab them. She really seemed to want me to go to town on her. At this point I was thinking omg this is an incredible performance. Progressed onto prone which was good. Technique wise she ensured the rotation of her cheeks in a clockwise motion with decent momentum.

Moved onto fucking her from the side...and this is where I got a bit shook. Why? because whilst I was stroking her... she grabbed my arm, moved it onto her throat and said I should choke her whilst hitting it. I was like wait what?! Are you sure??? I could not believe my eyes, I just met her  :lol:. She pressed on my arm and started moaning louder whilst I was stroking and at this point I was think Jesus Christ this is not what I signed up for  :lol:. Moved onto another variation of fucking her from the side with no choking involved for a prolonged period of time before bussing a lovely nut. She cleaned me up, had a nice chat and I left in a daze of shock as to what actually happened. I think it was safe to say she liked me lol. Fucking hell, bit of a whirlwind to be honest.

If the pictures were not photoshopped in terms of the cheeks, then I would have put the review as a positive, a resounding positive for the experience I had to be honest. However, due to the photoshop, it is a neutral... as for some; the pictures would mislead them in terms of expectations for the cheeks. Once again, I reckon the pictures are either her with the cheeks photoshopped.... or she found a dead on lookalike with those cheeks. For others that may investigate, YMMV...I did not expect to get that experience at all, I just wanted to sate my curiosity.

Please find the pictures attached. Face wise I would say they are 95% reflective.

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hows the dfk, if there was any?
im guessing she charges extra for a-levels
£100/h probably wouldnt cover it

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hows the dfk, if there was any?
im guessing she charges extra for a-levels
£100/h probably wouldnt cover it

Only OP can guide but this is a Latina expect

DFK - 20
OWO - 20/30
A-Levels - 40/50

100 queensheads gets you the pussy only!
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hows the dfk, if there was any?
im guessing she charges extra for a-levels
£100/h probably wouldnt cover it


See Jerk chickens post, that should answer your question. I don't really indulge with DFK or light kissing WGs which is why I never mention kissing technique in any of my reviews. I don't fuck them for GFE, that's why I have no problem with latinas service price structure.