Recs for Amsterdam massage providers?

[boozer]

Hi all,

Off to the 'Dam later this year and I hear the traditional scene is nowhere like it used to be so most likely swerving that. I tend to prefer happy ending massages anyway but have struggled to find any decent (or recent) recommendations.

I'm staying about 15min walk South of the station and will be on foot / tram so can't travel extensively.

Anyone have a recommendation they'd share?

cheers

[Reiver]

Very hard fo find one now big crack down couple of years ago on HE massage places .

[boozer]

Very hard fo find one now big crack down couple of years ago on HE massage places .

Thanks Reiver. Does that mean HR massage places fall under a different legal classification? I mistakenly thought provided they were registered it was all legal.

[Reiver]

Dont know , few years ago HE ready available not now .

[rickyponting]

I stumbled across a Thai place back in the summer that did pretty much everything,it was on the edge of the RLD on a side street,i didnt go in and couldnt really tell you the exact location,but thats the only one i saw.

[Diamonddog]

External Link/Members Only

Just scroll down to erotic massage near the bottom. Loads of reviews with addresses

[Richjimbo]

Hi,

The only real provider left in Amsterdam for HE massage is LoveClub, which is in the main red light district. The quality of ladies does vary but the service is good.

All the other providers have had their licenses revoked.

You can get outcall massage, a lot of the escort agencies provide massage service with the girls, but this can be very hit and miss.

[boozer]

Thanks all. Will be rain checking this for the time being due to Corona restrictions but appreciate the responses.

[jaydefo24]

I have explored quite a lot of the erotic and not so erotic delights here.

For massage, there are two Thai places I know of that openly offer erotic by default with HE but also full service if you pay 140-50Euros.
1. Thai LoveClub21 which is near RLD. External Link/Members Only - Both times I've been there the service was ok but girls were pretty unremarkable and quite old mostly. You could be luckier.
2. Sweet Thai massage - more obscure location but had a VERY nice girl there, who very easily converted me to a full service as she was so cute in look and character. The other woman in reception area was old and not so hottie. It's got a clean and quite pleasant vibe in the ample rooms. QUite near the Oost area. External Link/Members Only

3. Chinese places who always offer if you say it's your second visit ( all with zero atmosphere, but still good massages sometimes ). One on Geldersekade near Niewemarkt, I cannot find on the map. Always offer special finish. Most of the ones open late beyond 10pm do. But not very erotic at all, mechanical experience.

Finally a 'legit' Thai place called Nirvana, in De Pijp area. Sometimes offer of HE. But very seldom. Good massages generally though. Once I had a full on 69 with a girl  there, and we kissed deep.... seemed like a real pull. Should've got her number.

[Fkinloser]

The one on Geldersekade is at the Centraal Station end near the two Indian restaurants.   Usually a short haired Chinese lady there, a sure thing.

I find the Chinese massage shops in general very wary of strangers these days, as mentioned earlier in the thread there has been a big crackdown of HE massage shops because they are not licensed to provide sexual services and apparently local authorities go in with forensic style investigation to looks for traces of semen on floors, towels etc.   I used to enjoy the anticipation of trying new places but the vast majority have been/gone legit in my experience.    If you don't see a sign in the cubicle asking you to keep your underwear on you can strip bollock naked like you would in the UK or Thailand and see what happens. 

I usually stay near Amsterdam RAI and there is one place I know on Rijnstraat that will do HE but I think I'd been in 4 or 5 others up and down that stretch with no luck.   One of those places I went in a couple of years ago, left my boxers on as per the sign in the cubicle only for the girl to come in and immediately pull them off and go straight into a teasing massage with a HE - when i went back last year the girl seemed to be sizing me up on the flip but refused to believe I couldn't speak dutch and went back into total legit mode.   

I can't help you with the Thai massage places am afraid, there are a number scattered across the city but are very expensive, usually 10-15 euros more per hour than the Chinese and quite likely legit as well.   The place mentioned above in the red light district nearest Centraal Station is called Love Club 21 or similar and there are plenty of reviews across the net, looks like an expensive licensed massage/brothel.