PERLA REAL ASS - CRICKLEWOOD

[Dinekid7]

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location: usual flat on cricklewood Broadway just on the corner overlooking the bus top

comms: l belive to be with the maid

services: blowjob, doggy

Punt happend Last November 2017, I remember having difficulty finding that flat as communication got hazy the closer e I got to the flat.

It was an early  one, around 11am, so I'm in the flat and ask for perla, Im lead to the living room to wait for her as I'm guessing she is taking a shower, really I don't understand why the maids don't let the girl know your coming rather then just telling them your when you get there... Anyway

Can hear several voices, no one speaking English until I hear "shes ready". Again I led by the maid to the bedroom where I see perla in all her...... Glory. She putting on her bra, she asked how long and we sort out the money.

Now I'm a bbw lover, and she is deffo a bbw, but I'm always still taken back when the girl is bigger then pictures suggest. The bed is not even spread so I'm guessing she was literally just woken up when I arrived and now I'm gonna do her on the bad, which btw had a very conveniently placed mirror that was great view when i had her in doggy.

Before things get started I get undress of course and then she says "baby, my arse is very big, I don't thing you will be able to have sex with you, yours is too small" , I'm a decent size just saying. I tell her not to worry and let's just give it a go, cheeky whore lol, blow job was nothing special, didn't really care was just there for a pump and dump in a big bum to cure my morning wood.

Grabbed her massive hips and when to town on her while watching it all in the mirror looked and felt amazing, and at the same time she was telling me "baby I sore from last night" I'm guessing every guy that gets with her does exactly what I do and just pounds that massive arse into oblivion,

Anyway I nut in the dom, her moans stop, I'm not that impressed with myself now having post nut clarity but I have accomplished my mission, I leave and. Promise myself never to return, as till this day I have never had a positive experience with a Latina, great bodies, shit services

Till next time.

[Sinz]

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[blackprince]

I was going to see her when she was in Camberwell. Is here ass as big as it is in the pictures?

[Dinekid7]

Can't lie, it  actually is that big, she's just not as pretty as though pics on her profile, however I Did see her first thing on the morning look like she was just woken up, the ass is fat and jiggly, nice for a pump and dump.

[gazza38]

Her arse is massive mate. Arse looks much better in person imo. Natural...non of that fake shite.

[smokin_aces7]

Been thinking to see her for a while. Is her ass real that big and what’s her service like?

[blackprince]

Her arse is massive mate. Arse looks much better in person imo. Natural...non of that fake shite.

Have you seen her. Have you got a review on her?

[Chorley]

I'm presuming this is the same flat Sammy aka Big Ass Brunette works at? I think Perla and another girl ( Agatha or something? ) were there when I visited.
I know what you mean about Latinas, particularly in brothels set ups, , but Sammy was excellent when I punted her. Maybe I caught her on a good day, but if out of all of the girls there she's the one I'd return to

[last_days_of_logan]

I'm presuming this is the same flat Sammy aka Big Ass Brunette works at? I think Perla and another girl ( Agatha or something? ) were there when I visited.
I know what you mean about Latinas, particularly in brothels set ups, , but Sammy was excellent when I punted her. Maybe I caught her on a good day, but if out of all of the girls there she's the one I'd return to

perla only joined the lineup this week

[gazza38]

Have you seen her. Have you got a review on her?

Yes I have seen her hence why I stated what I had stated. This was years ago before I joined UKP

[blackprince]

Yes I have seen her hence why I stated what I had stated. This was years ago before I joined UKP

Im not doubting you brother. Only reason I ask is because I would love to read your experience with her. She is number 1 on my hotlist at the mommet.

[last_days_of_logan]

Im not doubting you brother. Only reason I ask is because I would love to read your experience with her. She is number 1 on my hotlist at the mommet.

i have seen her

review to come at a later date. but long story short.....if you like her pics then you should see her,

there were comments that she had become ginormous but she did not look as big as people made out...like as if she was a size 24 or something

ass looked great in doggy

[PapaSmurf]

i have seen her

review to come at a later date. but long story short.....if you like her pics then you should see her,

there were comments that she had become ginormous but she did not look as big as people made out...like as if she was a size 24 or something

ass looked great in doggy

How is her English? Does she listen and understand, or does she go through the motions.

Ahh I'm so tempted. I've been flip flopping on if I should see her or not. I got a text reply from the maid to confirm her availability. I'll see how I feel tomorrow.

I'm a certified chubby chaser so any increase in size will not bother me at all. Especially if she's got a bigger ass too.

[last_days_of_logan]

How is her English? Does she listen and understand, or does she go through the motions.

Ahh I'm so tempted. I've been flip flopping on if I should see her or not. I got a text reply from the maid to confirm her availability. I'll see how I feel tomorrow.

I'm a certified chubby chaser so any increase in size will not bother me at all. Especially if she's got a bigger ass too.

dude just go and see her lol. if my experience was awful i would tell you

and her english is above basic. you can talk to her in english and get a bit of conversation.

but if you are big she will pull out the "slowly baby" line. incidentally she was complaining until she realised that i needed a bit of pace to cum all of  sudden it was "give it to me strong baby"

[Chorley]

dude just go and see her lol. if my experience was awful i would tell you

and her english is above basic. you can talk to her in english and get a bit of conversation.

but if you are big she will pull out the "slowly baby" line. incidentally she was complaining until she realised that i needed a bit of pace to cum all of  sudden it was "give it to me strong baby"

I reckon they're all probably worth a go in that house if you like big Latina booty.    There were some truly epic arses on display when I visited  . I'm definitely heading back there soon.

[blackjack1]

I fucked up and took too long. Now Sammy and Perla are both gone Literally missed Sammy by a day....Ah well, the hunt for the DAT ASS continues   .....Hopefully they pop up somewhere soon

[Chorley]

I fucked up and took too long. Now Sammy and Perla are both gone Literally missed Sammy by a day....Ah well, the hunt for the DAT ASS continues   .....Hopefully they pop up somewhere soon

Both are still pictured on the Vivastreet ad . External Link/Members Only Maybe worth a go?  I think they've got a place in Golders Green as well?

[blackjack1]

Both are still pictured on the Vivastreet ad . External Link/Members Only Maybe worth a go?  I think they've got a place in Golders Green as well?

Ahh havent seen this number. Called Sammy's number earlier today, maid answered telling me Sammy had gone...I assumed that meant back to the land of the Bunda, but thanks Ill give this number a call 

[blackprince]

Ahh havent seen this number. Called Sammy's number earlier today, maid answered telling me Sammy had gone...I assumed that meant back to the land of the Bunda, but thanks Ill give this number a call 

they will be back they always move around

[PapaSmurf]

Well I went to pay Perla a visit.

*Text to announce my impending arrival.
*Got the green light.
*Got closer and tried to confirm my booking via text.
*Maid went silent.
*I text again to make sure everything was cool.
*No reply.
*At this point I assumed she was either with a client or arguing with the maid. I pictured her saying...

"Nah I'm going on a break"
"But the client is on his way Perla"
"Nah fuck that shit" lol

It was around 2-ish and I confirmed the day earlier whats the earliest I can see her. I was told 13:00, so I figured by 14:00 she would be wide awake. She was either with a client or asleep. Either way I felt the booking crumbling in front of me.

I told her to confirm if the booking is still happen and she went silent for like 40 minutes. I was on my way home when she finally replied and ask me to choose a time.

I'll happily save my money for today. I'll keep an eye out if she pops up again in my neck of the woods. Knowing there movement patterns she'll be in a different town next week.

[Brazilian Martian]

Well I went to pay Perla a visit.

*Text to announce my impending arrival.
*Got the green light.
*Got closer and tried to confirm my booking via text.
*Maid went silent.
*I text again to make sure everything was cool.
*No reply.
*At this point I assumed she was either with a client or arguing with the maid. I pictured her saying...

"Nah I'm going on a break"
"But the client is on his way Perla"
"Nah fuck that shit" lol

It was around 2-ish and I confirmed the day earlier whats the earliest I can see her. I was told 13:00, so I figured by 14:00 she would be wide awake. She was either with a client or asleep. Either way I felt the booking crumbling in front of me.

I told her to confirm if the booking is still happen and she went silent for like 40 minutes. I was on my way home when she finally replied and ask me to choose a time.

I'll happily save my money for today. I'll keep an eye out if she pops up again in my neck of the woods. Knowing there movement patterns she'll be in a different town next week.

I would always call i never text to confirm times with brothels, the only time i receive a text is when they text me the post code or door number, but dojng things over the phone is BETTER trust me.

[PapaSmurf]

I would always call i never text to confirm times with brothels, the only time i receive a text is when they text me the post code or door number, but dojng things over the phone is BETTER trust me.

Yea I've had mixed success with calling. Half the time they don't pick up. And last time I went to the Camberwell spot I had swift text responses.

What annoyed me is that I went in the middle of the day when I would assume it wouldn't be too busy.

That's why I think she was probably fast asleep.

I'll keep it in mind next time I book though.

[Brazilian Martian]

Yea I've had mixed success with calling. Half the time they don't pick up. And last time I went to the Camberwell spot I had swift text responses.

What annoyed me is that I went in the middle of the day when I would assume it wouldn't be too busy.

That's why I think she was probably fast asleep.

I'll keep it in mind next time I book though.

I reckon she may not of arrived by that time, thats probably why but also sometimes the maids are off site so you could be speaking to one thats in north london while you're in south.

[PapaSmurf]

I reckon she may not of arrived by that time, thats probably why but also sometimes the maids are off site so you could be speaking to one thats in north london while you're in south.

SMH just come off the phone with one of the maid's and fucking cut me off mid sentence.

This is why I prefer to text. You have somewhat of a communication trail, and I don't have to deal with this rude shit.

[Brazilian Martian]

SMH just come off the phone with one of the maid's and fucking cut me off mid sentence.

This is why I prefer to text. You have somewhat of a communication trail, and I don't have to deal with this rude shit.

Oh dear not good at all

If you dont mind me asking what do you actually say when u call up ?

[Chorley]

SMH just come off the phone with one of the maid's and fucking cut me off mid sentence.

This is why I prefer to text. You have somewhat of a communication trail, and I don't have to deal with this rude shit.

The communications I've.had with the maid were friendly and efficient. The only slight issue I had was getting through on arrivial to confirm door number. Ended up having to hang around.nearby like a bit of a knob.for.a few.minutes. 

[PapaSmurf]

Oh dear not good at all

If you dont mind me asking what do you actually say when u call up ?

Asked about availability basically. She might have got a bit annoyed when I mentioned that I'd text earlier and the there was a staggered response.

After general friendly inquires, it concluded with this...

"Do you prefer call or text, because I text earlier and I didn't get a response" - Me.
"Call or text, do what ever you like" *Click* - Maid

I wasn't rude. I've got pretty good phone manner, and even If I was pissed, I'm trying to maintain a good relationship with these ladies because there the gatekeepers to ladies, so I made sure I kept the tone light.

Maybe she was in a rush or maybe caught a whiff of the shade and got a bit irritable.

She probably has to deal with assholes all day so her defenses might have been up. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt, but I'm in no rush to book with her again.

It will probably take another Alma appearance before I give her a ring.

[PapaSmurf]

Hmm so new pics where she's actually looking more hour glass-y.

I'm assuming there bullshit. Older pics, catfish etc. Looks similar, but not sure it's the same lady.

Based on review feed back she's supposed to be a bit more heavy looking.

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[peter purves]

Hmm so new pics where she's actually looking more hour glass-y.

I'm assuming there bullshit. Older pics, catfish etc. Looks similar, but not sure it's the same lady.

Based on review feed back she's supposed to be a bit more heavy looking.

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[Chorley]

Is it just meor have some of those VS pics been morphed? The last one in particular looks suss to me.

[peter purves]

Is it just meor have some of those VS pics been morphed? The last one in particular looks suss to me.

Not just you mate 

[PapaSmurf]

Can anyone confirm if the new Perla pics are bullshit? The new profile has a girl with conflicting tattoos.
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No stomach tat ?!
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For what it's worth I'm perfectly up for seeing the original profile girl even if she has put on weight, but I'm wondering what's up with the switch.

[Chorley]

Not just you mate 

Guess her arse really IS that big then? 

[last_days_of_logan]

Hmm so new pics where she's actually looking more hour glass-y.

I'm assuming there bullshit. Older pics, catfish etc. Looks similar, but not sure it's the same lady.

Based on review feed back she's supposed to be a bit more heavy looking.

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That is not perla

[last_days_of_logan]

Can anyone confirm if the new Perla pics are bullshit? The new profile has a girl with conflicting tattoos.
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For what it's worth I'm perfectly up for seeing the original profile girl even if she has put on weight, but I'm wondering what's up with the switch.

that is not perla....might be another one jacking the name to get clients but its not the original perla / petra

and perla is NOT as big as you might be imagining.

the only tihng you have to worry about with perla is maybe no kissing and also her asking yuo to go slow

[PapaSmurf]

that is not perla....might be another one jacking the name to get clients but its not the original perla / petra

and perla is NOT as big as you might be imagining.

the only tihng you have to worry about with perla is maybe no kissing and also her asking yuo to go slow

Good to know. Imagine being catfished by a girl that ends up looking better.  I'd take either girl. Hope she sticks around till next week.

[markimark08]

Can anyone confirm if the new Perla pics are bullshit? The new profile has a girl with conflicting tattoos.
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For what it's worth I'm perfectly up for seeing the original profile girl even if she has put on weight, but I'm wondering what's up with the switch.

This is not the tub of lard that was Adult work previously, i would have stuck around for this one definitely.

Good to know if this is actually a new girl using the old profile.

[PapaSmurf]

Ok just seen her. This was laughable bad. I'll probably post a full review later, but it's all things you'd expect from a lazy disinterested and rude punt, with the added twist of one of her flat mates walking in while I'm getting dressed, and them both engaging in a conversation like I'm not in the fucking room.   

[PapaSmurf]

This is not the tub of lard that was Adult work previously, i would have stuck around for this one definitely.

Good to know if this is actually a new girl using the old profile.

Think this one's a catfish. Profile has disappeared so I doubt she's about if she was real in the first place.

[Brazilian Martian]

Ok just seen her. This was laughable bad. I'll probably post a full review later, but it's all things you'd expect from a lazy disinterested and rude punt, with the added twist of one of her flat mates walking in while I'm getting dressed, and them both engaging in a conversation like I'm not in the fucking room.   

Sorry for the bad pubt bro  how long did you stay for 30 mins ?

[PapaSmurf]

Sorry for the bad pubt bro  how long did you stay for 30 mins ?

15 mins. I was ready for a 30 minute session, but when she opened the door, her make up wasn't done, her hair was up, she was wearing glasses, and her attitude was shitty from the jump, so I thought I'd just save myself £20 and 15 minutes of my time.

I wonder if she gave me lazy service because I was paying minimum rate? 

[PapaSmurf]

Ok just seen her. This was laughable bad. I'll probably post a full review later, but it's all things you'd expect from a lazy disinterested and rude punt, with the added twist of one of her flat mates walking in while I'm getting dressed, and them both engaging in a conversation like I'm not in the fucking room.   

This is the girl that decided to enter the the room post punt. For what it's worth, she looks better than the photos, but she has braces. I didn't know if I should be pissed off or excited. Felt like the opening to a brazzers movie. 


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[Brazilian Martian]

15 mins. I was ready for a 30 minute session, but when she opened the door, her make up wasn't done, her hair was up, she was wearing glasses, and her attitude was shitty from the jump, so I thought I'd just save myself £20 and 15 minutes of my time.

I wonder if she gave me lazy service because I was paying minimum rate?

Good call for opting for the short option, i reckon it would of been poor if you chose 30 or 60 mins.

[last_days_of_logan]

Ok just seen her. This was laughable bad. I'll probably post a full review later, but it's all things you'd expect from a lazy disinterested and rude punt, with the added twist of one of her flat mates walking in while I'm getting dressed, and them both engaging in a conversation like I'm not in the fucking room.   

damn man, sorry you had a bad punt.

what went wrong if you dont mind me asking?

[blackprince]

The bitches with the big asses can never take dick I just dont understand it.

[last_days_of_logan]

The bitches with the big asses can never take dick I just dont understand it.

big asses dont equate to bigger holes or highly durable walls 

who did you see that made you blurt that out 2 years later? Come on bro share....we all booty lovers here. i need new ones on the hotlist. feel free to PM

[Chorley]

The bitches with the big asses can never take dick I just dont understand it.

They can... but "Eees estra, baby"