Author Topic: Busty Kelli Outcall - super thick Milf (Read 9916 times)

woiczeck · « **on:** March 27, 2020, 05:00:23 pm »

So the lockdowns giving me cabin fever and i had to unload about two weeks worth of blueballs and Kelli was the lucky girl.

Comms : pretty quick via email and then by phone for the fine tuning to direct her oot her car and intae ma hoose. And when i saw her walking tae me i was like fOCK AYE!!!!!

Girl: tanning salon WAG vibe <which i love>, tall, about 6ft, massive HH titties, i mean fucking massive, hyaa-ooge. Botox lips, tanned body, nice stamp on her thighs, smelling fresh, nice hair - all round decent package with a fuckin sexy mombod on her.

Action: got her on all fours just to behold the sight od that chunky, but sexy arse. And then quickly into OWO. Smooth tech and she can go deep, but amnae that big. Anyhoo it was good technique. She is gifted at that and she was happy with COF. I showered her face with jizz, i came like a fuxking pornstar, seriously there was loads and she took like a champ, cannae mind if she swallowed but she took ma todger and rubbed all over her face as i came - fuckme it was sexy sight.

Some massage which she was also very good at and then onto round 2. She might have some massage quals. On with the rubber and in to mish, she can take a pounding. blew it again - cleaned up and more massage. Seriously it was a great massage!

She used her great oral skills to get me ready for round three. But the wee man was up but not coming... throughout i felt like all Kelli wanted was to make sure i was happy. She moaned when i fucked her, maybe even rolled her eyes so dont know if it was fake.

Cost: £100

Verdict: kelli is a milf, looks mid to late thirties and is a great courtesan who takes pride in her appearance, gsoh, and can take a pounding. Good vfm and i will be ordering smore.

Goldfinch · « **Reply #1 on:** March 27, 2020, 05:02:56 pm »

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johnny34 · « **Reply #2 on:** March 27, 2020, 05:08:13 pm »

Quote from: woiczeck on March 27, 2020, 05:00:23 pm

So the lockdowns giving me cabin fever and i had to unload about two weeks worth of blueballs and Kelli was the lucky girl.

Comms : pretty quick via email and then by phone for the fine tuning to direct her oot her car and intae ma hoose. And when i saw her walking tae me i was like fOCK AYE!!!!!

Girl: tanning salon WAG vibe <which i love>, tall, about 6ft, massive HH titties, i mean fucking massive, hyaa-ooge. Botox lips, tanned body, nice stamp on her thighs, smelling fresh, nice hair - all round decent package with a fuckin sexy mombod on her.

Action: got her on all fours just to behold the sight od that chunky, but sexy arse. And then quickly into OWO. Smooth tech and she can go deep, but amnae that big. Anyhoo it was good technique. She is gifted at that and she was happy with COF.

Some massage which she was also very good at and then onto round 2. She might have some massage quals. On with the rubber and in to mish, she can take a pounding. blew it again - cleaned up and more massage. Seriously it was a great massage!

She used her great oral skills to get me ready for round three. But the wee man was up but not coming... throughout i felt like all Kelli wanted was to make sure i was happy. She moaned when i fucked her, maybe even rolled her eyes so dont know if it was fake.

Cost: £100

Verdict: kelli is a milf, looks mid to late thirties and is a great courtesan who takes pride in her appearance, gsoh, and can take a pounding. Good vfm and i will be ordering smore.

So I take it this punt has happened in the last day or two since the lockdown?

woiczeck · « **Reply #3 on:** March 27, 2020, 05:08:42 pm »

Thanks got a stiffie thinking aboot the meet forgot to link her profile! Thanks goldfinch!

woiczeck · « **Reply #4 on:** March 27, 2020, 05:09:27 pm »

Quote from: woiczeck on March 27, 2020, 05:08:42 pm

Thanks got a stiffie thinking aboot the meet forgot to link her profile! Thanks goldfinch!

Yes, fraid so.

johnny34 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 27, 2020, 05:11:08 pm »

Quote from: woiczeck on March 27, 2020, 05:09:27 pm

Yes, fraid so.

Thanks for clarity. Gives the rest of us the knowlege to avoid Kelli & also other escorts to avoid you

Goldfinch · « **Reply #6 on:** March 27, 2020, 05:11:19 pm »

Quote from: woiczeck on March 27, 2020, 05:08:42 pm

Thanks got a stiffie thinking aboot the meet forgot to link her profile! Thanks goldfinch!

woiczeck · « **Reply #7 on:** March 27, 2020, 05:18:10 pm »

Quote from: johnny34 on March 27, 2020, 05:11:08 pm

Thanks for clarity. Gives the rest of us the knowlege to avoid Kelli & also other escorts to avoid you

Well, im glad the review will still be of use to you. To really add value, ill let you know if i develop symptoms.

David1970 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 27, 2020, 06:13:24 pm »

FFS it bad when you read in a SP profile she is a “courtesan “ you know she is full of shit.
When a member describes a SP in a review as a “ courtesan” you know he is full of shit.

Name Not Found · « **Reply #9 on:** March 27, 2020, 06:25:34 pm »

Quote from: David1970 on March 27, 2020, 06:13:24 pm

When a member describes a SP in a review as a “ courtesan” you know he is full of shit.

That really didn;t take much working out

Quote from: woiczeck on March 27, 2020, 05:00:23 pm

....Kelli was the lucky girl.

...And when i saw her walking tae me i was like fOCK AYE!!!!!

...i came like a fuxking pornstar,

Harrymetsally · « **Reply #10 on:** March 27, 2020, 07:06:04 pm »

She's working today which is a bit risky and against Government/WHO guidelines. I doubt very much she's had her HPV vaccination or a fanny inspection at GUM either

maximusmop · « **Reply #11 on:** March 27, 2020, 10:49:07 pm »

Quote from: Harrymetsally on March 27, 2020, 07:06:04 pm

She's working today which is a bit risky and against Government/WHO guidelines. I doubt very much she's had her HPV vaccination or a fanny inspection at GUM either

every escort review for the last 14 days is compromised if you take this view first post be kind

daviemac · « **Reply #12 on:** March 27, 2020, 11:08:58 pm »

Quote from: maximusmop on March 27, 2020, 10:49:07 pm

every escort review for the last 14 days is compromised if you take this view first post be kind

How do you work that out, I don't think there's that many members on here as totally stupid as the OP here. Reviews for punts posted within the last 14 days could well have taken place up to 6 months prior. It is quite normal to leave a bit of time between punt and review.

David1970 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 27, 2020, 11:55:31 pm »

Quote from: woiczeck on March 27, 2020, 05:00:23 pm

So the lockdowns giving me cabin fever and i had to unload about two weeks worth of blueballs and Kelli was the lucky girl.

Quote above would suggest that this punt took very recently

seeker · « **Reply #14 on:** March 28, 2020, 12:04:59 am »

It says it all in the title

"Super thick Milf "
the words "as shit " before milf
Wouldn't look out of place

The op must be a retard as well .

Uncle Buck · « **Reply #15 on:** March 28, 2020, 08:47:04 am »

Quote from: seeker on March 28, 2020, 12:04:59 am

The op must be a retard as well .

Reading his review, I am in little doubt he is a retard. Sounds like a total rocket in fact.

The_Rose_age · « **Reply #16 on:** March 28, 2020, 10:40:13 am »

To be fair if you’ve done it, you’ve done it and it’s done now.... it’s stupid it’s irresponsible and it’s selfish, but you’ll know that yourself.

But to then tell everyone you’ve done it is just a different level of idiotic

realistically only you and SP knew until you posted on here ... what where you thinking ?

Plonker

But at least you had a good time. Hope your well

Chorley · « **Reply #17 on:** March 28, 2020, 11:10:16 am »

Punting now? Really? Just have a wank FFS!!!

youngatheart · « **Reply #18 on:** March 28, 2020, 12:14:24 pm »

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'nuff said !!!

Chorley · « **Reply #19 on:** March 28, 2020, 12:29:53 pm »

Quote from: youngatheart on March 28, 2020, 12:14:24 pm

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'nuff said !!!

David1970 · « **Reply #20 on:** March 28, 2020, 12:36:43 pm »

OP has been on line but no response to comments on his review.

MajorPayne · « **Reply #21 on:** March 28, 2020, 01:37:13 pm »

Quote from: Chorley on March 28, 2020, 11:10:16 am

Punting now? Really? Just have a wank FFS!!!

I am. It's socially responsible during lockdown and avoids contact with SPs.

Cash up front · « **Reply #22 on:** March 29, 2020, 04:26:32 pm »

I checked on AW and there are currently 25 girls available today within 20 miles of Glasgow. Unbelievable. Please guys do not encourage them. Stay at home and stay safe.

Captain Kirk · « **Reply #23 on:** March 29, 2020, 06:55:33 pm »

Quote from: Cash up front on March 29, 2020, 04:26:32 pm

I checked on AW and there are currently 25 girls available today within 20 miles of Glasgow. Unbelievable. Please guys do not encourage them. Stay at home and stay safe.

Only a fool would go punting just now, and only a fool would still be working offering sex, well if you are tired of living then carry on punting.

David1970 · « **Reply #24 on:** March 29, 2020, 07:09:43 pm »

Quote from: Captain Kirk on March 29, 2020, 06:55:33 pm

Only a fool would go punting just now, and only a fool would still be working offering sex, well if you are tired of living then carry on punting.

Out of interest is Sophia Belle still working through this Captain?

TKovac · « **Reply #25 on:** March 30, 2020, 10:07:04 am »

Quote from: David1970 on March 29, 2020, 07:09:43 pm

Out of interest is Sophia Belle still working through this Captain?

1980Tam · « **Reply #26 on:** March 30, 2020, 11:32:11 pm »

Quote from: Chorley on March 28, 2020, 11:10:16 am

Punting now? Really? Just have a wank FFS!!!

I tried wanking with these picts of busti kelli , unforunately I lost interest . I think I'll save my dollars for a blow out in the 3rd quarter, the run up to christmas always brings the good ones out to play .

woiczeck · « **Reply #27 on:** March 31, 2020, 07:43:37 pm »

Right peeps, been on to track the friendly messages but not had time to reply till now.

It wasnt quite lockdown when this happened but that isnt the point, now all the cheeky chaps who are on their moral rocking horse can sit there arses doon on a sharp spike. If ya hadnt noticed this is no respectable game and there arent any rules... dont be a cunt and kid yourself that there are: how many of you condemn BB and still do it, how many of you are married/ in relationships and firstly punt and then opt for OWO and still fuck yer wives BB, how many of you are open about punting... notice the forum is closed to new members - either way you all take risks in punting.

A cannae answer any of those questions, also couldnt give a fuck what the answer is either, a keep myself safe in ma own way - but atleast I was honest about something.

The review was there to help other punters... and it still does that!

Completely accept the hypocrisy of being on here, again honest about that but end of the day made a decision, totally enjoyed it and that is the long and the short. And am fine by the way - its been a while - I wont say how long cos am wanting to obscure exactly when for obvious reasons.

Wow, hadnt realised so many of you belters dont like the word 'courtesan', duly noted and vocabulary appropriately adjusted for future reviews.

David1970 · « **Reply #28 on:** March 31, 2020, 08:07:11 pm »

You wrote in your review
“So the lockdowns giving me cabin fever and i had to unload about two weeks worth of blueballs and Kelli was the lucky girl.”
So the punt took part during the lockdown

You then backtracked and wrote

Quote from: woiczeck on March 31, 2020, 07:43:37 pm

It wasnt quite lockdown when this happened but that isnt the point, now all the cheeky chaps who are on their moral rocking horse can sit there arses doon on a sharp spike.

Care to comment

Name Not Found · « **Reply #29 on:** March 31, 2020, 09:40:34 pm »

Quote from: woiczeck on March 31, 2020, 07:43:37 pm

Right peeps, been on to track the friendly messages but not had time to reply till now.

It wasnt quite lockdown X--snip--X

What a load of self-justifying bollocks. You're an arse.

nervous1 · « **Reply #30 on:** April 02, 2020, 12:45:41 pm »

This is very unfortunate (for me) as she was top of my wish list for my next punt. Been checking daily for WGs still active in Glasgow & she has been available all through the lockdown & only escorting is ticked in her services.

ecosse1984 · « **Reply #31 on:** April 03, 2020, 10:36:24 am »

Quote from: nervous1 on April 02, 2020, 12:45:41 pm

This is very unfortunate (for me) as she was top of my wish list for my next punt. Been checking daily for WGs still active in Glasgow & she has been available all through the lockdown & only escorting is ticked in her services.

Just checked again myself and shes constantly available.

Absolutely irresponsible given the situation.

She is on tinder too by the looks of it (very similar photos to whats on aw), with links to socials showing her kids etc so thats even worse

Harrymetsally · « **Reply #32 on:** April 03, 2020, 01:05:16 pm »

Go on post some pics

But yeah pretty irresponsible. Still working.

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Author Topic: Busty Kelli Outcall - super thick Milf (Read 9916 times)