Congratulations, You're definitely the worst hooker and looker in Edinburgh and likely Scotland too.
Despite the Government madated lockdown, she's "available today".

Is this possibly down to some misunderstanding and confusion overwhat's classified as essential work and several thousand retirees rejoining the NHS, or is this dumb, nasty, fuck, so utterly incompetent that she hasn't botherered stocking up the larder?
Must be a first!