First Review - First PuntNote - Date of Punt: Late October 2020 (apologies for delay)
Logistics:Appointment made by phone, the number is on the website. Go here:
External Link/Members Only and ring the number - That got me through to a Madam who takes the bookings, confirms who’s available, time and duration of the appointment. Soon after I received a text message with exact directions (google map), address and parking details. Handy I thought - to tap the map and the phone goes into direction mode.
Parking is free and pretty much on site, with a free secluded (off the main drag) public car park.
Not far from the A5 by car. No idea on public transport as I never had cause to use it.
Location: The gaff is tucked in amongst ‘the backs’ of a parade of shops. From the car park you follow the sign to the door number. Ring the buzzer and almost immediately are invited in. You’re greeted by the madam who asks your name and who you’re here to see. Checks your temperature with a laser thermometer and administers hand sanitiser. Then announces “Morgan, your gentleman is here” to the back and you’re ushered into a bedroom.
The bedroom (I was in) is set out quite well. It’s not immaculate and brand new. It’s not broke down either. Functional. Adequate. Tidy. There’s a few suggestive pictures on the wall, a 6ft mirror (can be positioned), some dressers with a CLOCK, fan, lamp, curtains drawn. The bed itself has seen more than its fair share of action and is on its way out (don’t expect much bounce) - but it’s not noisy thank fuck. No odours at all. No bathroom apparent. Towels and wipes abundant. It seems the madam controls hallway traffic (ins and outs) so there’s no running into other punters.
Looks:Morgan is short, about 5’2(ish). Mid 20’s. Shoulder length BLONDE hair (was tied up a bit). Black dress of about a 12 - with a pretty good set of tits for her height. D to E cup natural. Out of the clobber... She’s got a pale complexion and the tits have the green sub surface veins you get with pale chicks - like great cheese. Pretty in the face and has youth. No crows feet, weathered skin or heavy makeup. Nice eyes. Nice smile. Nice breath. She’s got a little bit of a belly and fuller thighs but she’s not fat. Arms are toned (no bingo wings) no double chin. Nice full peachy bum without cellulite and no stretch / birth marks or Tats that I noticed. Soft smooth skin (no body hair seen or felt). Trim queef (short - not close shaved bald) of mouse brown that’s nicely packed (no Big Mac). No odours, but no perfume either (works for me).
The pictures on the MKE site are heavily photoshopped - and even of renewed, will be altered again. There’s a bit more belly than is shown and if you like really skinny - she ain’t skinny.
She’s as English as it comes, not quite as cockney as a cuppa tea, but definitely has a London thing going on. Talkative and genuinely responsive to chit chat and has an easy manner. Expect some ‘yeah innit doe... unnow dats what happens innit’. I found that pretty cool, but you need to expect that rather than soft seduction. But I’m the same really.
Side note (not her fault) she had five finger sized / spaced bruises on each ass cheek where a previous punter had ‘gripped’ on’. Just something I didn’t expect and a stark reminder for me that this isn’t the first ‘rodeo’ that day. It’s a punt.
Services:On offer that I was looking for was: CIM, OWO, GFE, DFK plus an array of positions. 1hr for £120. Sex is protected. It was made clear her ass was out of bounds. She was about 7-8 minutes late arriving to the room.
The Punt: I told Morgan it was my first punt with an escort, ever. She sounded surprised and took the reigns a little bit. Invited me to strip and start. She dropped off the clobber down to her bare ass and as I laid on the bed she settled between my legs for some OWO (asked before she went down how I wanted it). I was a bit nervous and the old boy was showing that - but she has a passable technique and some tricks to get the blood to your member if you’re experiencing some wood issues. Bollock licking. Hard sucking into Sloppy BJ with groans, slurps and eye contact. That worked.
On with the Johnny - she has a little purse thing with them. Used her mouth to get it on and she did a good job at that. No damage and she was in a good position to check.
We went through some positions. Missionary to start. Reverse cowgirl. Then into doggy. I was edging myself and by this point I was dictating what went on. Played with her fanny for a bit. Then more sex in a new position. Stopped - Used the mirror then another position.
In missionary there wasn’t much movement on her part and I couldn’t quite get ‘in’ there. She doesn’t open her legs quite wide enough to really drive in a deep fuck. No ‘banging hips’. She grabbed her tits. Made some noise. Accommodated the moving of positions. Had a pretty good rhythm in doggy and I’d say that’s her ‘finishing move’. It was mentioned in a previous review that she fucks like a 24 year old and I’d say that’s a good general indicator. It’s sex but not a committed romp. No passion real or implied. So for me not quite a GFE. More like a one night stand with a bird that’s regretting it half way through. And the kisses are ok. But not sensual, no DFK really. A bit of tongue for a few seconds but nothing really dirty or protracted.
I laid down and she laid to the side for a BJ finish with CIM. She took quite a load and that went into a Kleenex. There was a nice giggle at the end there from us both. She laid down for the 15 minutes we had left and we chatted. Wasn’t awkward. I could have honestly stayed because I thought towards the end we had both found a rhythm and she’s easy to talk to. There was a knock at the door and the Madam was basically saying - times up... that’s your lot. Fair enough. The knock came about 6 minutes over the time so the late start was accommodated. No shower offered (or asked for - just didn’t think). Paperwork all taken care of after in the room before departure.
Summary:The pad is easy to get to and park at. I did see a lad walking out checking his phone and he clocked me going towards the place. Watch for that of it matters to you. The room is ok and bedding / towels are clean if not on the tired side. Not knackered, just a little tired.
Morgan is easy going and genuine - meaning she tried to give me a good service. Not snappy or uninterested in conversation, and not hesitant to get down to business. The punt was positive, and I didn’t feel ripped off as a first timer. But there was a bit of a barrier - a little lack of intimacy and connection I expected for a Girlfriend Experience. That’s why I went to this particular place and didn’t go for a street walker or something, and I feel for the money it could have been a better feature of the service. On the plus side I was about to crash and burn through nerves and lack of wood - she really worked with me there and I feel she wanted to give me a good punt - as best as she knows how.
All in all I’d say a solid 7/10. That’s not from experience comparing to other girls as for me that’s very limited - but on a measure of, was the time worth the dosh, did I leave happy. I’ve been back since the first punt, (the hair was dyed back to brown) And I stick with the 7/10 but I feel that second time around she was more comfortable and opened up a bit. I put this down to kinda knowing what to expect by both parties. I may return. Depending on how other punts go (I’ll have more of an idea on what level of service this is by comparison).
Friendly young English girl with a ‘Morgan from down the pub’ thing going on, with an alright shag and blow job.
Cheers.
Johnny Reb.
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