When will massage places open?

[wasteman]

Start July?

[tesla]

Start July?

why? you don't use them

[oddson1970]

why? you don't use them

+1

[Dav618id]

Start July?

Some are willing to have visitors, phone them and ask if they have backdoor.

[xxxdavidxxx]

Try the home massage ladies I’ve not tried but there are adverts on gumtree for massage

[Dav618id]

Try the home massage ladies I’ve not tried but there are adverts on gumtree for massage

Yes the guildlines state that massage parlors must close, not that you cant have massage.

cant see that now if one or both take precautions you cant meet.  people dont keep apart in supermarkets.

[Rickyhead]

Try the home massage ladies I’ve not tried but there are adverts on gumtree for massage

Not sure how I feel about this.  Must say I’m tempted!

[tesla]

Not sure how I feel about this.  Must say I’m tempted!

why are you tempted? you don't punt

[martyn321]

Yeah man, make yourself count, add a darn review or 2.

Probably gay.

[Rickyhead]

Arhhh bless you! You’ll start crying in a minute!

[Chooser]

Yeah man, make yourself count, add a darn review or 2.

Probably gay.

Et tu Brute! Regisered 2016 and no darn reviews!! 

[redveee]

I money's on them opening when Covid-19 has come to an happy ending

[Jonestown]

Try the home massage ladies I’ve not tried but there are adverts on gumtree for massage

Fraid not, so it seems if today's Daily Mail has it correct:-

"Six-in-ten Britons haven't had sex during lockdown a new study reveals today - as new guidelines come into force making the chances of a fling even less likely, with two people from different households banned from gathering in any private place."

[Fuzzyduck]

Not sure how I feel about this.  Must say I’m tempted!

I doubt many people care how you feel given your level of contribution but thanks for sharing.

[mh]

with two people from different households banned from gathering in any private place."

But there's an exception for working, so it is against the law to fuck your long term partner if they don't live in your household, but apparently legal for an escort to come and fuck you in your home.