External Link/Members OnlyComms: I believe done by a maid. Reason: I text the various Latina profiles and the mostly came back in the same format as the others. Addresses all the same bar this one that gave me a postcode out by 1 letter at the end.
Location, an old shop front converted. Not discreet, right by the road and a zebra crossing. You will stand out standing there so I walked past then turned back and stopped just before the door. Front door opens to a dark corridor leading to their door which opens to stairs. Crappy flat with padlocks on the outside of the doors to the room?? Free parking around the corner.
Girl, it’s her in the pics but don’t let that fool you! She’s sporting a little bit of a double chin, arse is fat but not bubble. It’s IMO fat injected. Fake boobs point out to the side slightly with stretch marks on them. Brown nips/areola. Nips are thick? Not sure how else to describe them. Also they are dark. I believe a result of child birth. She did look like she had slight remnants of that line pregnant women sometimes get down their stomach. Lines Nigra is the official name for it I believe. Not a slim waist but that’s not what the pictures show. Slight belly, maybe after birth style. Looks a bit like Kristen Ritter. Photos are airbrushed, photoshopped and taken at flattering angles. Good English
Kept me waiting outside 5 mins. Needed to unload so decided to go ahead despite the disappointing body. £60 for half hour. Asked about kissing, £20 extra. It will be just lip pecks she was honest enough to admit.
Told me to strip once I paid. Laid on the bed, she took her underwear off and sat next to me hunched over allowing little access to her body. Eventually got to feel the fake titties. Ok few. And a little ass. Felt soft. Some strange hard on which eventually starts getting me hard. She then lives herself up, gets a rubber and fucks about trying to get the packet open. I tell her it’s too soon but it falls on death ears. Right about now I realsise this was a mistake. She eventually get the rubber out but not before I’ve started to lose interest. Try’s to get the rubber on but some how manages to stretch and release it whipping my nob! Keeps fumbling and then OW’s a half on rubber on my unerect cock.mid suck she tries pulling it down, the. Fiddles with the unrolled bit, more fiddling, I say too soon, nothing. More OW. All this time she’s hunched over in a ball basically. No access no nothing. I tell her how to position herself. She moves but eventually hunched over again! She’s asks me how much longer should she suck for. Says I have 20 mins left (she checked). I tel her then suck for the next 20. I’ve decided I’m not fucking her and close my eyes. She then stops fiddles with the rubber more, then checks phone then more fiddling. Eventually gets some lube and wanks me off.
I clean up and she opens the bedroom door for me and sends me out. I’m left to walk down the stairs, past a punter coming in via the front door who stealthily avoids eye contact with me, and past the other WG who was holding the door open for me at this point. I assume she was a WG. She was dressed like a stay at home slob.
She has no interest in providing a decent service. She seems very friendly and nice otherwise, just when the time came she wants no part really.
At this point in my punting I’m staying with the regular/positively reviewed WG’s. Those that can put on a decent GFE etc. I need more than just the thought of getting my rocks off these days to get me in the mood and wasting my time with these hoes makes little sense.
