April - Chinese Relaxing Massage, Balsall Heath

[inbruges]

External Link/Members Only

£50hr + £20HE

Venue: Cul de sac off the Edward Road in Balsall Heath. Plenty of parking available and seemed very quiet with nobody lurking about. Small terraced house, very warm and inviting. The massage takes place in her front room (shoes off as you enter); on a low lying slim massage bed.

April is in her late 30s - early 40s, skinny petite and decent looking (pic on her whatsapp profile). Very good English written (via text) and spoken, very friendly once into the meet.

The last time she was reviewed on here she went underground for a few weeks, and I hope I don't get shot down if she does the same again. She is completely paranoid and extremely selective about who she meets. In fact she made me stand infront of her house for a few minutes before giving me the door number (I guess she was assessing me, or perhaps making sure I wasn't someone who she may be avoiding -who knows).

The massage as the advert states is relaxing and will not get rid of any aches and pains. It is quite sensual - lot of bum massage and she spread my legs with many slow CC swipes. About halfway into the time she asked me to turn over, did a bit of my chest and then spread my legs again and sat across me with her legs spread. Didn't get her kit off and no B2B or BJ offered to me. Didn't mind touching, however difficult to to access her bits as I was lying down and not sat up. Very sensual HE but makes these sounds like she's being fucked really hard and constantly saying whatever name you gave her for your booking. Might be pleasureable to some but I just found it a bit hillarious.

Shower offered and taken after with clean towel provided.

Overall a good and slightly different pleasurable experience, but not extraordinary and certainly not enough for the £70 price tag.

[GingerNuts]

Overall a good and slightly different pleasurable experience, but not extraordinary and certainly not enough for the £70 price tag.

Your review and all that but your summary doesn't exactly shout positive.

[inbruges]

Your review and all that but your summary doesn't exactly shout positive.

Can I change it to a neutral?

[Kev40ish]

Can I change it to a neutral?

Changed for you..

[inbruges]

 

[shed]

Can I change it to a neutral?

Thanks for the review. I recall a previous reviewer received a blow job and body to body. You say this wasn't offered. Did you ask her at all. Cheers 

[inbruges]

I didn't ask to be fair, but didn't get any sort of vibes from her to suggest ask and you will be given. Everything seemed to be at arms length with her and I got the feeling it may be offered after a meet or two.

[oldmanking]

I didn't ask to be fair, but didn't get any sort of vibes from her to suggest ask and you will be given. Everything seemed to be at arms length with her and I got the feeling it may be offered after a meet or two.

Please don't take this the wrong way inbruges, but not the first time you've received less from a girl than other punters?  I've also had this, as well as more than some others.  Maybe you're just on a downward roll at the minute?  Or you need to change your aftershave? 

[inbruges]

Please don't take this the wrong way inbruges, but not the first time you've received less from a girl than other punters?  I've also had this, as well as more than some others.  Maybe you're just on a downward roll at the minute?  Or you need to change your aftershave? 

Yes, right.

Sorry I didn't share the same veneration you have for Jazz.

[oldmanking]

Yes, right.

Sorry I didn't share the same veneration you have for Jazz.

less so having read other reviews since my last visit to see her.  but i've also suffered shitty visits to others who've been well reviewed. like i say, the girl sometimes just doesn't take a liking to the next guy like she did another? it happens.

[Littlefoot]

Thanks for the review. I recall a previous reviewer received a blow job and body to body. You say this wasn't offered. Did you ask her at all. Cheers 

This previous reviewer?
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=267780.msg2735496#msg2735496

Didn’t receive a BJ or B2B but they were on offer, and a banned member in that thread partook. 

[nwbrfc]

External Link/Members Only

£50hr + £20HE

Venue: Cul de sac off the Edward Road in Balsall Heath. Plenty of parking available and seemed very quiet with nobody lurking about. Small terraced house, very warm and inviting. The massage takes place in her front room (shoes off as you enter); on a low lying slim massage bed.

April is in her late 30s - early 40s, skinny petite and decent looking (pic on her whatsapp profile). Very good English written (via text) and spoken, very friendly once into the meet.

The last time she was reviewed on here she went underground for a few weeks, and I hope I don't get shot down if she does the same again. She is completely paranoid and extremely selective about who she meets. In fact she made me stand infront of her house for a few minutes before giving me the door number (I guess she was assessing me, or perhaps making sure I wasn't someone who she may be avoiding -who knows).

The massage as the advert states is relaxing and will not get rid of any aches and pains. It is quite sensual - lot of bum massage and she spread my legs with many slow CC swipes. About halfway into the time she asked me to turn over, did a bit of my chest and then spread my legs again and sat across me with her legs spread. Didn't get her kit off and no B2B or BJ offered to me. Didn't mind touching, however difficult to to access her bits as I was lying down and not sat up. Very sensual HE but makes these sounds like she's being fucked really hard and constantly saying whatever name you gave her for your booking. Might be pleasureable to some but I just found it a bit hillarious.

Shower offered and taken after with clean towel provided.

Overall a good and slightly different pleasurable experience, but not extraordinary and certainly not enough for the £70 price tag.

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[inbruges]

less so having read other reviews since my last visit to see her.  but i've also suffered shitty visits to others who've been well reviewed. like i say, the girl sometimes just doesn't take a liking to the next guy like she did another? it happens.

Yes agreed 100%