Author Topic: Rihanna, Diplomat in Sheffield  (Read 1949 times)

Offline qarma

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I can't resist a black lass with big tits n arse and following a recent positive review I took the plunge. YMMV - how very true!!

Venue - Diplomat massage parlour in Sheffield. I'd never been to this parlour before, or to any other parlour for many years. It's easy enough to find, on quite a busy road, so I parked around the back. I was lucky as a space was available but it was busy. I used the rear entrance (not sure if the front entrance even works) and once inside I was greeted by a guy behind the small bar area and offered a drink. There were 2 other guys sat at the bar waiting and 2 girls, Roxanna and Scarlet, knocking about the bar too. I was there to see Rihanna and I hadn't booked so I took my drink and sat at the bar. The 2 guys went with the 2 girls available (both opted for the 15 min @ £25) so I was sat on my own for about 5 mins. Then Rihanna came out from her 15 min booking and so did Roxanna - the guy didn't last long I thought!

Rihanna said hello and I asked if she was available, which of course she was, so went for a 30 min GFE booking at £60. In hindsight this was a big mistake and I should have opted for either 15 mins @ £25 or 30 mins at £45.

The Girl - Rihanna is a large-ish black lady and her photos on the website don't really give too much away. She's quite attractive and has an ample bust, though if I'm honest weren't as big as I'd hoped. Still big mind you. When we got in the room there was a double bed and a mirror on the wall and not much else, maybe a chair to put your clothes on. Rihanna came in for a cuddle and that's when I got a whiff of her. She smelled of mild BO. I was instantly reminded of a stag do in Edinburgh many years ago when a black lady in a lapdancing joint gave me a cuddle and I got a similar whiff then. It was not over-powering but it was definitely there.

The Meet - The place seemed busy. Bit of a production line I thought. This is why I stopped visiting parlours I thought. Thanks for the reminder I thought!

Maybe I caught the place on a bad day, but it was busy and I was next in line for Rihanna. The lack of personal hygiene meant I was not partaking in the GFE side of things, though I must point out the whiff was not coming from her pussy, just her general body and clothes. Still, it meant I was not going to enjoy any GFE which I'd paid for!

Rihanna got her tits out and I gave them a good feel and then she lifted her dress to reveal her pussy and ass - I'm not sure if she was wearing any pants or not as I was now sitting on the bed and Rihanna positioned herself between my legs to give me OWO. This was good but nothing outstanding. Then she put some lube on her tits and began giving me a tit-wank which again, was ok but nothing compared to Kendall, say.

After about 5 mins of OWO and breast relief Rihanna put on the condom and whilst I was still laying back on the bed with my legs over the side she sat on my cock in a reverse CG position and began fucking me. This felt very nice and after several minutes of lactic build up in Rihanna's legs she suggested doggie. So, Rihanna still standing up, I positioned behind her and began fucking her in doggie. This felt good but I kept getting a whiff of her mild BO and it was very off-putting. I was also getting a whiff of her pussy now and let's just say that my suspicions about her not showering beforehand were confirmed. Not unpleasant but just not fresh.

Then I suggested Rihanna lay on the bed on her back and spread her legs which she did. I then stood and fucked her in a kind of missionary position. This was good for a few minutes but I decided doggie was my best chance of climaxing so we reverted back to a standing doggie position. I fucked her hard for a few more minutes before finally reaching a finish.

I'm rating this as a negative for obvious reasons. Rihanna needs to pay more attention to her hygiene. I seriously doubt that she showered before she saw me and I seriously doubt that she showered after me. Had she been shower fresh I would have liked to have taken more time and explored the GFE side a lot more. But the lack of shower before I saw her ruined any prospect of me doing anything to her. So, I let her give me OWO and then fuck me which I could have got for £45 (maybe OW but that would've been ok in the circumstances).

Rihanna herself is a nice, friendly lass from Africa but it was clear that she had a production line mentality throughout. Everything was done mechanically and she seemed to want me to cum asap so that the booking would come to an end. I probably had 20 mins of the 30 min booking which turned out to be a good thing!

Roxanna and Scarlet looked good so maybe a £25 session is the way to go in this place. I seemed to choose badly on both the girl and the service option.

I wouldn't see Rihanna again and am very unlikely to go back to Diplomat or the parlour scene. I defo prefer indies and this confirmed it!!

Offline dreamwrx

Hi qarma, that's as good an example of YMMV as I have ever seen lol

As I'm the fella who posted the recent Positive review of Rihanna, I thought it would be relevant to do a quick post here.

NB: this is in no way a rebuttal to your review lol ... it's up to Rihanna to stay shower-fresh of course. It's all her own business, and none of mine.

I will say that I was probably the first person into Diplomat when I saw her. It was close to 11am. She was definitely completely clean & fresh when I saw her .. I went down on her for ages and she was totally neutral down there. Nor was there any BO at all. I must just have been the first guy that day .. just as well for me, by the sound of it.

As for the service, I guess I took the lead and gave her a massage .. it's in the review .. I just took over, as I like to do, and we didn't actually fuck (my choice). So there was nothing mechanical or rote about it, in fact it was pretty much a GFE and there was no clockwatching (I got my full half an hour's worth of fun). Those boobs and that cleavage were big enough for me, although of course they could ALWAYS be bigger lol (not quite on Mia2/Melisandre scale).

But your experience is a salutary one .. beware the slovenly WG!

I've been to Diplomat two or three times before, and have always enjoyed myself - although whether I'm in a parlour, or seeing an independent, I do tend to take the lead quite a bit. I guess I've had enough vanilla turn-over-you're-done type experiences in the past, and nowadays I like to make sure I get my money's worth I guess.

Probably won't see you back there then mate :-)

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I can't resist a black lass with big tits n arse and following a recent positive review I took the plunge. YMMV - how very true!!

Venue - Diplomat massage parlour in Sheffield. I'd never been to this parlour before, or to any other parlour for many years. It's easy enough to find, on quite a busy road, so I parked around the back. I was lucky as a space was available but it was busy. I used the rear entrance (not sure if the front entrance even works) and once inside I was greeted by a guy behind the small bar area and offered a drink. There were 2 other guys sat at the bar waiting and 2 girls, Roxanna and Scarlet, knocking about the bar too. I was there to see Rihanna and I hadn't booked so I took my drink and sat at the bar. The 2 guys went with the 2 girls available (both opted for the 15 min @ £25) so I was sat on my own for about 5 mins. Then Rihanna came out from her 15 min booking and so did Roxanna - the guy didn't last long I thought!

Rihanna said hello and I asked if she was available, which of course she was, so went for a 30 min GFE booking at £60. In hindsight this was a big mistake and I should have opted for either 15 mins @ £25 or 30 mins at £45.

The Girl - Rihanna is a large-ish black lady and her photos on the website don't really give too much away. She's quite attractive and has an ample bust, though if I'm honest weren't as big as I'd hoped. Still big mind you. When we got in the room there was a double bed and a mirror on the wall and not much else, maybe a chair to put your clothes on. Rihanna came in for a cuddle and that's when I got a whiff of her. She smelled of mild BO. I was instantly reminded of a stag do in Edinburgh many years ago when a black lady in a lapdancing joint gave me a cuddle and I got a similar whiff then. It was not over-powering but it was definitely there.

The Meet - The place seemed busy. Bit of a production line I thought. This is why I stopped visiting parlours I thought. Thanks for the reminder I thought!

Maybe I caught the place on a bad day, but it was busy and I was next in line for Rihanna. The lack of personal hygiene meant I was not partaking in the GFE side of things, though I must point out the whiff was not coming from her pussy, just her general body and clothes. Still, it meant I was not going to enjoy any GFE which I'd paid for!

Rihanna got her tits out and I gave them a good feel and then she lifted her dress to reveal her pussy and ass - I'm not sure if she was wearing any pants or not as I was now sitting on the bed and Rihanna positioned herself between my legs to give me OWO. This was good but nothing outstanding. Then she put some lube on her tits and began giving me a tit-wank which again, was ok but nothing compared to Kendall, say.

After about 5 mins of OWO and breast relief Rihanna put on the condom and whilst I was still laying back on the bed with my legs over the side she sat on my cock in a reverse CG position and began fucking me. This felt very nice and after several minutes of lactic build up in Rihanna's legs she suggested doggie. So, Rihanna still standing up, I positioned behind her and began fucking her in doggie. This felt good but I kept getting a whiff of her mild BO and it was very off-putting. I was also getting a whiff of her pussy now and let's just say that my suspicions about her not showering beforehand were confirmed. Not unpleasant but just not fresh.

Then I suggested Rihanna lay on the bed on her back and spread her legs which she did. I then stood and fucked her in a kind of missionary position. This was good for a few minutes but I decided doggie was my best chance of climaxing so we reverted back to a standing doggie position. I fucked her hard for a few more minutes before finally reaching a finish.

I'm rating this as a negative for obvious reasons. Rihanna needs to pay more attention to her hygiene. I seriously doubt that she showered before she saw me and I seriously doubt that she showered after me. Had she been shower fresh I would have liked to have taken more time and explored the GFE side a lot more. But the lack of shower before I saw her ruined any prospect of me doing anything to her. So, I let her give me OWO and then fuck me which I could have got for £45 (maybe OW but that would've been ok in the circumstances).

Rihanna herself is a nice, friendly lass from Africa but it was clear that she had a production line mentality throughout. Everything was done mechanically and she seemed to want me to cum asap so that the booking would come to an end. I probably had 20 mins of the 30 min booking which turned out to be a good thing!

Roxanna and Scarlet looked good so maybe a £25 session is the way to go in this place. I seemed to choose badly on both the girl and the service option.

I wouldn't see Rihanna again and am very unlikely to go back to Diplomat or the parlour scene. I defo prefer indies and this confirmed it!!

Not great that, good hygiene should be standard for all WGs, so a well deserved neg. :vomit:
Thanks for the heads up, definitely one to give a wide berth to.  :hi:

Offline qarma

Hi qarma, that's as good an example of YMMV as I have ever seen lol

As I'm the fella who posted the recent Positive review of Rihanna, I thought it would be relevant to do a quick post here.

NB: this is in no way a rebuttal to your review lol ... it's up to Rihanna to stay shower-fresh of course. It's all her own business, and none of mine.

I will say that I was probably the first person into Diplomat when I saw her. It was close to 11am. She was definitely completely clean & fresh when I saw her .. I went down on her for ages and she was totally neutral down there. Nor was there any BO at all. I must just have been the first guy that day .. just as well for me, by the sound of it.

As for the service, I guess I took the lead and gave her a massage .. it's in the review .. I just took over, as I like to do, and we didn't actually fuck (my choice). So there was nothing mechanical or rote about it, in fact it was pretty much a GFE and there was no clockwatching (I got my full half an hour's worth of fun). Those boobs and that cleavage were big enough for me, although of course they could ALWAYS be bigger lol (not quite on Mia2/Melisandre scale).

But your experience is a salutary one .. beware the slovenly WG!

I've been to Diplomat two or three times before, and have always enjoyed myself - although whether I'm in a parlour, or seeing an independent, I do tend to take the lead quite a bit. I guess I've had enough vanilla turn-over-you're-done type experiences in the past, and nowadays I like to make sure I get my money's worth I guess.

Probably won't see you back there then mate :-)

Hey dreamwrx, I've been punting for 20 years so I know all too well that YMMV!!

FWIW I was at Diplomat slightly later than you, but not much, so it's debatable whether Rihanna would have been fresher if I'd been earlier. All I know is if I turned up to any service provider smelling the way she did I would be politely asked to shower or probably refused services. Hygiene of the SP's is a common issue amongst anyone and everyone that's frequented parlours over the years.

And you're right, I'm unlikely to be back there. Or any parlour for that matter. It was a good reminder to me that I most definitely prefer indies.  :)

Offline dreamwrx

Hi qarma, mate I am right with you on the hygeine .. I've walked before when my nostrils started to twitch.

Eurgh. You're Fired.

I met this girl off a swingers site once, about ten years back, and let's just say she seemed to have run out of Andrex earlier that morning.

Fucking double eurgh.

The search for sweet-smelling independents ... continues ..

(but not too perfumed .. that's a whole different thread entirely)


Offline Summer533

Not been to Diplomat for a few years, I always found the girls there very hit and miss...particularly the Rumanians. That said one of the best punts I’ve ever had was there, with a cute university student from Huddersfield.
I am in Sheffield next week, so will avoid this girl...any other Sheffield recommendations would be greatly appreciated....