External Link/Members OnlyBeen off VS or vat of shit for a while but the itch got the better of me. Saw this profile, seemed new so tried by luck. Well I could have fked myself just the same :

Place: well known Hall street, near Tesco
Girl: Picture looks heavily photoshopped, much more uglier in real life, huge scowl on face with dark circles below her eyes. Around 5 feet, rumenian, size 10 , cup c
Paid : 60£ for 30 mins
Rang door bell and went up. Door opened and two gals seen, one in the link. No smile, no warmth, nothing. Wanted to walk but dk head took over. Paid 60£ and she collected the cash and went to salt it away
Entered and started to bark orders, take all clothes off, no touch, hands cold blah blah
Put on an industrial strenght rubber and tried to trick me into a hand job. I stopped and asked for her to suck it, at this point she got upset about me 'touching' the rubber, so got up and changed it!
Hardly conducive for an erection, so stood up and asked her to suck, again seemed miffed with this.
After 5 mins of all this, managed a hard on and asked her to lie down. No only do doggy, came the curt reply, in a thich rumen accent
Banged her for around 5- 10 mins, as hard as I could possibly manage. She stopped twice, to check the condom. After all this, finally finished, pulled rubber off , cleaned up and told her the service was crap. On the way out, she slammed the door behind me
Over all, you better wanking off, than wasting your hard earned money at this shit hole with this crap.