Author Topic: SophieEnglish - Milton Keynes - Meh  (Read 4244 times)


1 review(s) for SophieEnglish (0 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Davey Dykes]

Offline johnbanebridge

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1 hour - £195 - Incall

Sophie had been on my hotlist for a while and I finally decided to meet her. It was a disappointing meet however she had some very good qualities which means this is not a negative.

Communication

Delighted to say easy peasy, all done by text with swift responses, all arranged in the space of twenty minutes. Very professional on this front. As a personal preference and observation I find the best escorts normally arrange a break the ice phone call however I hate talking on the phone and given the time scales it probably wasn't deemed necessary so I was willing to overlook this.

Location

Simple hotel, easy to find and could walk into the lobby to the elevator with no one batting an eye lid. What was a little frustrating there wasn't the usual body wash, tooth paste or mouth wash in the bathroom to freshen up. I normally to bring these myself however it was a spur of the moment punt and I only had a tooth brush (bought from boots on the way). A little disappointing as for £195 I would have expected these.

Physical Appearance

If you have encountered her profile you will note she does not have face pics, this could be to hide her age, I would place her between 31 and 35 not the current 28 stated. It annoys me when WGs aren't honest with there age but what do you expect in this game...

She didn't float my boat facially she was a bit like stifflers mum who I don't find attractive, others may have a different view if you are predisposed to that look.

Her body on the other hand is exceptional, massive boobs, great arse and in relative good shape, a little curvy but toned. Not flabby in anyway. Credit where it is due she has taken very good care of herself.

Her boobs look natural however I don't think they are, seems like she had an excellent surgeon and made them a little bigger. I could be wrong on this point however when playing with them they didn't seem natural.

Personality

Aside from a few failings in her professionalism, she does have a great personality. Very easy to talk to and eager to please. Her personality redeems her from a negative.

The Meet

Greeted very warmly by Sophie, she was wearing jeans and a white blouse. Very much a milf next door look.

Punting etiquette on point on this occasion; paperwork was sorted immediately and place on the nearest most appropriate surface.

Freshened up, had to settle for a very small hotel body wash nearly empty but was given a nice fluffy, clean, dry towel. Upon exiting the bathroom she had slipped into some lingerie which could barely contain her massive breasts.

We indulged in plenty of kissing before OWO, following this she began to ride me, very well I might add with plenty of fondling of her breasts before going into doggy and then me finishing in missionary. All of this was done with a lot of enthusiasm. She showed a lot of prowess in this department

We had a quick chat, very engaging conversationalist, before I went to shower a second time.

Verdict

Hard to give a neutral, if there was a threshold between neutral and positive I would have selected it. Ultimately it does come down to money, if she was £150 to £180 I think this would have been a positive. That being said her brilliant attitude and enthusiasm saved this from being a negative review: she is too expensive in my book, I think she is pushing it with her profile age, she didn't float my boat facially and she slipped up with her professionalism. On the other hand: great body (epic breasts), great personality, engaging and fun in bed. Over a neutral meh.
« Last Edit: June 16, 2019, 01:26:40 pm by johnbanebridge »

Offline bobby1973

not for me didn't even get to her price's
how much shit does she want us to read on her profile page
just gave up, not worth it

Offline Rotherham

Thanks for the review. Looks like she might be taking a break now or has moved on from MK.

Her likes list states A levels and rimming? Did you ask if these were available?

Offline Fuzzyduck

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not for me didn't even get to her price's
how much shit does she want us to read on her profile page
just gave up, not worth it

+1

A bugbear of mine. Don't they get it? We're guys, we don't want to read all that fluffy shit. That said, she probably wants the sugar daddy gentleman who revels and swims around every words she writes.

Thanks for the review, OP. Similar to your conclusion, she'd probably be on my HL @ £150/hr or even £170 if everything was included. However, @ £200, there are too many other choices.

Offline x369

Could catch her at Lutterworth House and save yourself £40

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