Author Topic: _Laura x / Holborn  (Read 2733 times)


10 review(s) for _Laura x (2 positive, 3 neutral, 5 negative) [Indexed by Global_Punter]

Offline bedhedred

£100/45 minutes
This is an old one from last year, but relevant because she still works in:
Heathrow Hounslow Hayes Slough Twickenham Hatton

I took a day off work to go punting and thought the photo she had looked ok. Closer to the venue, I looked again at the profile and thought – due to lack of body shots – she must be BBW. Un-deterred by this, I went ahead.
BBW is an understatement. She met me wearing a large aran jumper to cover the expanse. Why I didn’t walk – I can’t explain now. I should have. When she was fully disrobed, she was like a beached whale – with a pretty face!

We got into the act and although she snogged me she clearly didn’t like it and I could sense her lack of getting into things. This was affecting my wood too. During the owo she had to try persevere to get the thing to rise up, was getting frustrated and displaying impatience.

I usually go for 69 as you’ll see from my reviews. Not this time!

Onto to the sex. I got on top and pushed my semi in. Ground away like that for a number of minutes until she looks at her watch and pipes up “you have 5 minutes left”. At that I climbed off her in disgust and headed to the shower. Let’s just say we crossed each-other of the Christmas card list.

Disgraceful punt with a sow. Shames me to recall it which is why I haven't written it up until now.

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Offline bedhedred

Sorry for the bump.

Renamed Naughty Pola xx.

Now in Warren St.


Offline FCB

Current pics and phone number in that AW profile...
+447709937804 07709937804

Closer to the venue, I looked again at the profile and thought – due to lack of body shots – she must be BBW. Un-deterred by this, I went ahead.
BBW is an understatement. She met me wearing a large aran jumper to cover the expanse.

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Offline bedhedred

Those cute photos are before the enormous weight gain which confronted me on my one and only punt with her.

Offline bedhedred

Now known as Ana Brunette xx. Available today in Curly Sandra's place at an absurd £80/30 mins.

Those who saw my recent review of Michelle will recall the line:
"After a few minutes, I felt as though I was shagging an inflatable lilo – I think a lilo would have shown more enthusiasm."

Would equally apply to this burd who is a stroppy clockwatcher to boot. At least the Hungarian was not trying to guillotine the session.

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I keep waiting in vain for Curly Sandra herself to return instead of a stream of Poles on tour from Hatfield.
« Last Edit: June 13, 2020, 04:01:03 pm by bedhedred »