So if you've ever wanted to fuck Serena Williams, here's your chance. I called Diplomat this morning (been there 3x now, always good) and asked who's on. Rhianna stood out .. "she's new, our African young lady, 26, with 36 HH natural boobs .. she's very busty."
Minutes later I arrived. I hadn't been looking for a parlour meet this morning, but something fell through (non-punting related) and I had an hour to kill.
THE VENUE
Diplomat, 697 Attercliffe Rd, Sheffield S9 3RE (01142 561300) ..
External Link/Members OnlyFree parking, around the back, not the nicest part of town but never had a prob. Nice big room, double bed, neutral-smelling so no awkward questions later at home.
PRICE
£80 for a very, very, very horny half hour GFE. Yes, pricey. Could have been £60, but I gave her an extra £20 because I wanted something special (read on).
THE GIRL
OK Rhianna. They weren't wrong. Twenties black girl (dark skin, not coffee n creme). She was wearing tight black yoga pants, which I love, and a big, ornate bra type top. Facially not dissimilar to Serena Williams, lovely lips, big smile, the sort of face that looks amazing on your cock even if she's no model type. Body-wise, she's mildly chubby with a bit of a tummy, but not much. Her arse was FANTASTIC (more in a mo), with good legs, gooood smooth thighs and fucking good God that's what I call a cleavage. Nice - big - tits with (as I soon discovered) huge, black nipples .. perfect, if you like this sort of thing.
So, think Serena Williams with bigger knockers or Makosi from old Big Brother, and you're there.
In fact, if I ever get to meet her when she's working in a hotel, I'm going to ask her to wear a tennis outfit ... might as well complete the fantasy lol
Those who met Mia2 / Melisandre (now sadly gone abroad, hope she comes back one day) will know what I mean.
So I was happy.
THE MEET
I said to her: "You know how you normally massage guys? Well, I actually want to massage *you* instead. Would that be OK?"
You should have seen her face. "Oh YES!!!!!", said with enthusiasm. "I've been waiting for ages for somebody to give me a massage". Things were looking good.
She lay on the bed face down. I massaged her back, stil in her bra, and really went to town on her arse - her still in the yoga pants. This is my thing, playing with a nice arse thru yoga pants. She turned over and I did the same to her thighs and pussy, thru the pants, and played with her big tits. The nipples came out. Num num num etc ...
Then I stripped her, and she lay on her front again. She had some Baby Oil, so ... fuck me this was good ... I massaged her for a while. WHAT an arse, all black and shiny, thighs too, back, shoulders ... she was wriggling, making noises, playing with herself. I reached between the thighs, and she was nice and wet. On we go.
I turned her over, and continued the oily massage ... those big tits, worked it into her thighs and legs, and up to her pussy. Lovely big lips. She was only too happy to part her legs, and I ate her out for a few minutes which I think we both enjoyed.
I fingered her very gently, she wasn't overly keen on going too deep, which I respected. But she was very hot, and very wet inside.
For DFK fans, I'm not sure ... we kissed, I nibbled her big cushion-like lips (gorgeous mouth) but didn't go for the DFK.
While she still lay on her back I put my cock in her face, and she gave me a glorious BBBJ while I rubbed her tits and pussy. By this time, massage time was over ... time to finish.
She sucked me, licked and played with my balls, and I could have cum any time. So, I lay down on my back, and asked her to put those big tits in my face while she wanked me to a finish. Fuck me, it was like Old Faithful in Yellowstone Park.
No, I didn't fuck her, nor did I want to .. I wanted maximum playtime, foreplay, touchy-feely-wanky stuff instead. She'd have gladly fucked of course, but afterwards she complimented me on my oral skills ("how soon can I see you again? .. you can really lick a pussy" .. "I bet you say that to all the guys" .. "No, but I do mean it...").
IN CONCLUSION
Would I see her again? For fuck's sake, yes in a heartbeat. I adore black girls with big natural tits, and Rhianna is a gem. She was friendly, funny, cooperative, and it was a proper girlfriend-type fuck (without the actual act of fucking, again my choice) rather than a rote parlour session.
No idea when she's at Diplomat - this was a Friday morning, and she's quite new - but if you hear she's there, I suggest you go have some fun.
And yes, I paid £80 and I *gave* the massage lol ... but this meet went exactly how I wanted, and it'll live long in the memory.