Read a few reviews about this place and hearing how a newbie had started I thought I'd get in before everyone else. Error on my part as she wasn't all that and came out thinking I was better off not going.
Link: External Link/Members Only
Price agreed and Time: 60 min massage @ £40 plus £10 for HR but the HR payment was done in the room and wasn't agreed beforehand. Paid what I felt was right for the services tendered
Services Requested: Full body Massage, Sex, OWO, getting naked, Touching pussy, Touching Boobs, HR - ONLY MASSAGE, TOUCHING BOOBS, and HR offered, All other services declined
Comms:All easy and simple via texts.
Location:Side street in Smethwick right by the train station. Little industrial unit as previously mentioned in other reviews.
Room:Small and just a wooden shack inside the little unit. Kind of comfy feel with lights etc and music but no getting away from the fact that you're in what is essentially a shop separated by a thin door. Also music on a wireless speaker and the battery on that died halfway through so there went the only thing creating any privacy in the makeshift shack and made the rest of the meet very awkward.
Appearance:Not a looker IMO, She had no makeup on, a bit on the larger side, visible tummy, dressed in civvy jeans and top. She looked unsure of herself and very cautious. She was alone (no sign of Neha). Later on I noticed she had fat thighs and wore what looked like Doc Martin shoes. No sign of femininity with her and that was a bit off putting to me.
The details:Got in and she took me straight into the room, Confirmed the length of the booking and told me to get undressed and she left. I was hesitant at first as I wanted to confirm extras before I stripped. She came back and I asked what was ok and what wasn't. Agreed touching (top and bottom), and HR. She refused to lose any cloths and sex. Since touching and HR was agreed I stayed.
Striped off and realised I left my towels in the car (read in a previous review they use the same towel to wipe down all customers at the end) I started getting dressed and told her I left it in the car but she told me they use a fresh towel each time so back on the table I went.
Started with a soft massage, No real pressure or tension relief. tried to touch her but she spent most her time on the side or down by my feet so I wasn't able to reach her the way my arm and hands were. When she came up to my head I tried but there was no sign of co-operation on her part. I tried to find the way down her trousers but she stopped me and said no, WTF - It was agreed but not going to force the issue so touched her tits instead but was awkward as she just hiked up her top and the boobs kind of wedged between her bra and belly. After that left it and didn't bother anymore.
Turned over for the front but really just for the HR. She did a bit on the arms, legs and torso and finally got to the little fella. She tried to get it up but no technique, no touching or play made it very difficult. She talked to me about why and what I wanted etc. She gave me the same story as Bonham about not having sex there as she is too new and she would do it at a hotel etc. She wouldn't let me touch but said she would outside of that place etc and how she's a unmarried virgin.
In the end I had to show her how to give a hand job to the point I was doing all the work and she just watched. I eventually came and didn't fancy staying any longer. Got up and she went towards that old blanket they used to wipe everyone down. No way was I letting her touch me with that so just said use some paper towels on me instead. Wiped down as best I could and get dressed.
Time to pay up and I honestly thought about not paying anything for the extras as she failed to deliver what was agreed and basically had to have a wank instead of her providing HR. Felt bad so just gave a tenner for her trouble and paid £40 upfront.
Summary:Left feeling like it could of been so much better. Not a good looker so failed to get me hard, Massage was poor, No touching even though it was agreed, No HR and more of a wank. Only plus point was I paid £10 for extras instead of £20 as I did not feel it was worth anywhere near £20
Would I Visit again??I don't think I will. Massages aren't really my thing and this wasn't a great experience. Would of been a neutral but failed to provide agreed service and HR was more of a wank by me so cant justify a neutral. Had she managed to give a decent HR then it would of tipped it to a neutral.
