Shweety was really not sweet, sexy or cute - London Bridge

[exhippy]

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Really disappointing and a rip off
It didn't start well as her road has two parts separated by a primary school and I went to the wrong bit. And I forgot the congestion charge operates on a Sunday now.
A ground floor ex-social housing flat, comfortable enough. Ny first shock was she didn't really look like her photos - but not enough for me to get suspicious . She was much thinner and her breasts were much smaller. But when I asked her where she was from she said 'Moldova' and we had a chat about it, so it fitted the profile. She was very chirpy, and friendly so I decided to pay the maximum amount which was a big mistake. She lists 3 prices - £100 for naked massage with HR, £120 for b2b massage with HR, and a £140 for b2b including mutual exploration. which I assumed meant I would get finger play, maybe reverse oral.
Anyway it didn't start well on the bed. She massaged my feet, lower legs obsessively, with a few touches. After about 20 minutes of nothing, she put oil on my back, and gave me a short lived breast massage. Then it was time to turn over. A little massage of my chest, and then it was straight to my dick. I did fondle her breasts and she appeared to like it. But only appeared - she is a poor actress. I tried to touch her pussy, and she kept moving away and eventually said 'later, I don't want to come yet'. But then she kept rubbing my cock vigorously without sensuality. In the end I was allowed to touch very lightly her pussy once - but that was it. There really was no mutual exploration. I went soft - and had to finish myself while she made grand posing gestures. I don't know whether this was B&S - but I felt conned. It was the least sensual experience I have had for ages. And she asked me whether I was coming back. LOL
OK it may have been a case of YMMV, but although I am in my late 60s I don't look bad for my age and usually things go really well. So beware!

[Gambitman92]

I'm 27 and go to the gym everyday. Your age or looks should never be a factor. You were clean, friendly and paid the money, you did your job, so you should have received a good service. The negative was deserved and hopefully your next punt is a positive one.

[Shadow314]

Thanks for adding the review.  Sorry you didn't have a good time, no excuse for the poor service.
Hard to tell if B&S, your description of the SP does sound similar to the Shweety I met.

[tantraman]

... your description of the SP does sound similar to the Shweety I met.

I agree ... OP's description of a "very chirpy, and friendly" Moldovan SP does very much sound like the Shweety that I enjoyed.

Also, the photos (albeit filtered) are defo of the SP, even down to the thin lips ...

Looks:

Sian is as per filtered photos …

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… standing 5’4” and Size 8 with slender soft curves, and 34B soft boobs, a round ass and flat tummy. I liked her cute and perpetually smiley face, despite her thin red lips … neatly framed by long brown hair.

Sian’s AW profile states she’s 25 … she has the bod of a 20-something, but admitted she was in her 30s. From Moldova, her English is nonetheless excellent … easily expressing her playful and naughty nature. Unlike most SPs, Sian actually wrote her own AW profile spiel … the persona your read on the page is indeed the persona you meet.

I realize that the location has changed from Belsize Park, where Shweety was reportedly enjoyed four times, but I can't see how that should make a difference to her service. Anyway, bad luck with this one, OP ... I hope to read you back in the oily saddle soon enough!

[exhippy]

Thanks for the sympathy. I should have stuck with the lovely Stamford Hill lass I met last week and posted about