Crystal - Leeds - a sad tale of YMMV I'm afraid

[Yoda71]

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£50 hh - took enough for the hour, thank fuck I didn't think with little Y

So after a couple of POS reviews on here about her, I thought I would once again lift myself imposed ROMMIE ban ( all bar Helen 30 of course )

I fucking wish I hadn't

This is a story that proves we are all different, and wouldn't the world be a boring place if we were all the same

Comms

Excellent - very quick - arranged to meet in 10 mins by text, was there just over half hour afterwards

Area

Safe enough area of LS9

Looks

As the photos but rougher face than in the pictures - body exactly as in the photos

Service

Having read she delivered OWO, and I am sure LFK, I went with the latter first, to be told …. wait for it ….

" I don't know how to kiss with tongues " - whaaaaaat ? So we tried it, me showing her - what a fucking turn off, really it was

Anyway, back to the story

Wasn't really getting anywhere, was having a feel up of her tight body, lovely small tits, sexy arse ( I will compliment her on her looks, as she was fit ) and then tried for a finger slip in.. "No fingers baby" - OK, fairly standard I thought

Then I asked for OWO - again - I don't do this - now I am sure that I read she did, and now I am not happy - I hate OW, but OK let's have a go

Her OW wasn't bad actually - just up and down though, not a top class BJ, just good enough to keep me hard. We then moved into 69 - clean and shaved - although a 5 o clock shadow was scratching my face - and with no noise whatsoever from her, I wasn't enjoying it anyway

She then said "Sex baby" about 10 mins in the meet - OK- RCG we went, but she wasn't doing it for me, and I lost the will, and little Y spat his dummy out and went soft

I asked her to OW me again, to which I got told that she normally doesn't so that twice, and if she did I couldn't have sex again LOL - FFS this was getting worse

So - condom wiped again, and off she went but I was so turned off I just asked for a handjob - which I ended up finishing as I thought at one point she was tickling my cock, not wanking it

All in all - a complete waste of time - back home, frustrated and unsatisfied

Oh well - as my heading says - YMMV, she's obviously some people's go to girl - but not mine thank you

Will I return ? Not while my arsehole points down

Y

 

EDIT

OK so just read Haggis and Bum Loving Criminal's trusted reviews - I've read theirs before and been guided successfully - both state OWO

I wonder why she didn't with me - I am clean and fully shaved, and had had a bath 30 mins before hand - weird

Perhaps she just wasn't into me - but then, surely that's what you are paying for - the illusion that they are turned on and fancy you ??

Grrr - ah well - £50 up the swanny, never mind - I live and learn

[holeymoley]

Thanks Yoda, was going to chance a ROM once again but now off the list.

For what it’s worth, I wonder ( in my case anyway ) if it’s an age thing, the Thai girls generally aren’t ageist, or maybe just better actors. And I do appreciate that Thais are not for everyone. As always your review serves to remind us all YMMV.

[Tricks]

Thanks for restoring the balance

[haggis007]

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£50 hh - took enough for the hour, thank fuck I didn't think with little Y

So after a couple of POS reviews on here about her, I thought I would once again lift myself imposed ROMMIE ban ( all bar Helen 30 of course )

I fucking wish I hadn't

This is a story that proves we are all different, and wouldn't the world be a boring place if we were all the same

Comms

Excellent - very quick - arranged to meet in 10 mins by text, was there just over half hour afterwards

Area

Safe enough area of LS9

Looks

As the photos but rougher face than in the pictures - body exactly as in the photos

Service

Having read she delivered OWO, and I am sure LFK, I went with the latter first, to be told …. wait for it ….

" I don't know how to kiss with tongues " - whaaaaaat ? So we tried it, me showing her - what a fucking turn off, really it was

Anyway, back to the story

Wasn't really getting anywhere, was having a feel up of her tight body, lovely small tits, sexy arse ( I will compliment her on her looks, as she was fit ) and then tried for a finger slip in.. "No fingers baby" - OK, fairly standard I thought

Then I asked for OWO - again - I don't do this - now I am sure that I read she did, and now I am not happy - I hate OW, but OK let's have a go

Her OW wasn't bad actually - just up and down though, not a top class BJ, just good enough to keep me hard. We then moved into 69 - clean and shaved - although a 5 o clock shadow was scratching my face - and with no noise whatsoever from her, I wasn't enjoying it anyway

She then said "Sex baby" about 10 mins in the meet - OK- RCG we went, but she wasn't doing it for me, and I lost the will, and little Y spat his dummy out and went soft

I asked her to OW me again, to which I got told that she normally doesn't so that twice, and if she did I couldn't have sex again LOL - FFS this was getting worse

So - condom wiped again, and off she went but I was so turned off I just asked for a handjob - which I ended up finishing as I thought at one point she was tickling my cock, not wanking it

All in all - a complete waste of time - back home, frustrated and unsatisfied

Oh well - as my heading says - YMMV, she's obviously some people's go to girl - but not mine thank you

Will I return ? Not while my arsehole points down

Y

 

EDIT

OK so just read Haggis and Bum Loving Criminal's trusted reviews - I've read theirs before and been guided successfully - both state OWO

I wonder why she didn't with me - I am clean and fully shaved, and had had a bath 30 mins before hand - weird

Perhaps she just wasn't into me - but then, surely that's what you are paying for - the illusion that they are turned on and fancy you ??

Grrr - ah well - £50 up the swanny, never mind - I live and learn

  thanks for the review yoda , sorry your "£50 went up the swanny".  her last 3 reviews since christmas all positive ,  :unknown:ive seen crystal many times over the last few years and always had a decent pump and dump, owo and kissing always inc...

  ive seen in your reviews /posts you keep refering to " helen 30" and her excellent service. ive also seen helen many times , i was the first to review her and would say helen is unique at her price level, her £50/ 30 minute service is the best out of all the romanian girls ive seen ,maybe a little unfair to compare crystal to helen but your review your rating   

     imo crystal still offers a decent service compared to other romanians, but like i said in my last review of crystal ,

      "she is very petite and ymmv  "           

[massivejohnson]

Thanks Yoda, was going to chance a ROM once again but now off the list.

For what it’s worth, I wonder ( in my case anyway ) if it’s an age thing, the Thai girls generally aren’t ageist, or maybe just better actors. And I do appreciate that Thais are not for everyone. As always your review serves to remind us all YMMV.

As an older guy I tend to avoid anyone under 30. Personally it doesn't feel right screwing a girl that's younger than my daughter. Also I find older girls have less inhibitions. Occasionally I may have seen a girl who is late 20s, but then I always add a few years on anyway.

[kingM]

OK so just read Haggis and Bum Loving Criminal's trusted reviews - I've read theirs before and been guided successfully - both state OWO

I wonder why she didn't with me - I am clean and fully shaved, and had had a bath 30 mins before hand - weird

Perhaps she just wasn't into me - but then, surely that's what you are paying for - the illusion that they are turned on and fancy you ??

Grrr - ah well - £50 up the swanny, never mind - I live and learn

You can't trust all the reviews on here. Have had experiences that completely different to some of the reviews on here. Describing the girl as really attractive when in fact the girl is not. Or saying the girl does FK or OWO when they don't. Almost seem to be false or paid reviews.
But for a Romanian to give FK is highly unlikely. I met this girl a while ago before the reviews, she said it was a one cum policy which to me sounds like it will be rushed so walked.
I wouldn't get carried away with the reviews on here.

[Yoda71]

You can't trust all the reviews on here. Have had experiences that completely different to some of the reviews on here. Describing the girl as really attractive when in fact the girl is not. Or saying the girl does FK or OWO when they don't. Almost seem to be false or paid reviews.
But for a Romanian to give FK is highly unlikely. I met this girl a while ago before the reviews, she said it was a one cum policy which to me sounds like it will be rushed so walked.
I wouldn't get carried away with the reviews on here.

I am not sure I entirely agree - I am sure that there are reviews on here that are perhaps 'inflated' but for the most part, I have been well served by reading this forum, which is why I always try and give back when I can

In terms of FK, I am sure that most Roms don't offer it - but I have had it before from a Rom - case in point, the lady Haggis referred to, Helen30

[Yoda71]

As an older guy I tend to avoid anyone under 30. Personally it doesn't feel right screwing a girl that's younger than my daughter. Also I find older girls have less inhibitions. Occasionally I may have seen a girl who is late 20s, but then I always add a few years on anyway.

I agree actually - and had that thought as I was travelling back - I don't normally ever see anyone under the age of 35 as it doesn't feel right - and perhaps should have followed my own rules there

[hockogrockle]

As an older guy I tend to avoid anyone under 30. Personally it doesn't feel right screwing a girl that's younger than my daughter. Also I find older girls have less inhibitions. Occasionally I may have seen a girl who is late 20s, but then I always add a few years on anyway.

+1. But not really relevant to this review!

[stevedave]

Have had experiences that completely different to some of the reviews on here. Describing the girl as really attractive when in fact the girl is not. Or saying the girl does FK or OWO when they don't.

I don't agree. Looks are entirely subjective, a 10/10 stunner to one man could be an average 6 to someone else. And just because a lass shoved her tongue down someone's throat, doesn't necessarily mean she will shove it down mine or vice versa.

[Essex3]

I saw her when she was in BD postcode. Great tits and body but shit service and no OWO or FK for sure.

[Bum Lovin Criminal]

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This is a story that proves we are all different, and wouldn't the world be a boring place if we were all the same

That is so true. 

It’s the oddest feeling though when an SP you’ve rated a positive, gets a negative from someone else. Like someone’s just lost £50 based on your recommendation, you sort of feel it too.  But it is so true, YMMV, this hobby/obsession/weakness/pastime is a gambit, a punt not an exact science.
 
Reading reviews help reduce that gamble to a point.  That’s why the more views and reviews on any particular girl the better, and provides for a much more balanced overview of what’s out there which can only be a good thing. 

YMMV is a caveat that’s not at the forefront of our minds enough as punters and should be.

So, thanks to Yoda, ” a valuable lesson learned we have today Hmmm?”

[Bum Lovin Criminal]

You can't trust all the reviews on here. Have had experiences that completely different to some of the reviews on here. Describing the girl as really attractive when in fact the girl is not. Or saying the girl does FK or OWO when they don't. Almost seem to be false or paid reviews.
But for a Romanian to give FK is highly unlikely. I met this girl a while ago before the reviews, she said it was a one cum policy which to me sounds like it will be rushed so walked.
I wouldn't get carried away with the reviews on here.

Fuck me !  6 reviews and 6 negatives, that is some fucking serious punting bad luck.

While I would certainly agree that one cannot trust ALL the reviews on this forum, I would also hope you are not implying that any of the recent ones relating to this girl have been inflated, overly fluffed, exaggerated or even paid for.  If so, I hope you can prove that!

As I understand Yoda’s response to this thread, it is a “YMMV” point which is very true, we all agree with and has runs through the very bones of this forum for years, and, not one of lying, exaggerated or paid for reviews.

[Hed Master]

Loads of reviews of this little Rom as (New Juice Girl/Mary/Larissa/ Crystal ) going back two years, and from what I can take from them is they nearly all say the same fucking points.  they can't all be lying?

Nice arse : BJ Okay : Very small : Very Petite: OW or OWO :  Very pert tits : Kissing: LFK and on some DFK: Cute not stunning: Very polite: and again, a nice arse.

May be a bit vanilla for some punters out there but there are also some out there who want the world on a 15 minute punt. But hey, as a collection of punters, we are all different.
It was weird to read she doesn’t do OWO, when not so long back she even did a decent CIM. 

But like the man said, YMMV.

[kingM]

Loads of reviews of this little Rom as (New Juice Girl/Mary/Larissa/ Crystal ) going back two years, and from what I can take from them is they nearly all say the same fucking points.  they can't all be lying?

Nice arse : BJ Okay : Very small : Very Petite: OW or OWO :  Very pert tits : Kissing: LFK and on some DFK: Cute not stunning: Very polite: and again, a nice arse.

May be a bit vanilla for some punters out there but there are also some out there who want the world on a 15 minute punt. But hey, as a collection of punters, we are all different.
It was weird to read she doesn’t do OWO, when not so long back she even did a decent CIM. 

But like the man said, YMMV.

She also has a few negs that say the opposite.

[mrfishyfoo]

You can't trust all the reviews on here. Have had experiences that completely different to some of the reviews on here. Describing the girl as really attractive when in fact the girl is not. Or saying the girl does FK or OWO when they don't. Almost seem to be false or paid reviews.
But for a Romanian to give FK is highly unlikely. I met this girl a while ago before the reviews, she said it was a one cum policy which to me sounds like it will be rushed so walked.
I wouldn't get carried away with the reviews on here.

What utter fucking shite !!! 

[Charles Glass]

You guys play rough someone is going to start crying.

The only Romanian lady I fancy seeing is Helen so far. (Although I have not read up extensively on Romanian ladies) Some of the punters have convinced me she is pretty good especially for the money, and a safe location etc, and not going to have to deal with a angry pimp or get my car smashed up 

However that thrill of the unknown is alway begging us . . .

[haggis007]

I saw her when she was in BD postcode. Great tits and body but shit service and no OWO or FK for sure.

  if you would have done a review you might have saved the op his £50.00.....

   having said that you seem to have very high standards , out of 14 reviews only 2 positive, 

[haggis007]

She also has a few negs that say the opposite.

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  ffs mr king ....your another one ... all 6 reviews negative ...your a very unlucky punter or a very fussy one 

[als468]

I've never tried Viva street booking, but have met 2 Rom's via AW (before I was on this site) .... very happy with both - guess I got lucky.
Better luck next time.

[proxima22]

I saw this girl 4 times when she was still in Bradford and I think her service varies massively just depending what mood she's in. First time was amazing, she definately did OWO and was well into the shag. Another time she agreed to CIM. Last time I saw her she was suddenly just a bog standard Rommie asking me to hurry up and finish. Havent been back since. Having too much fun with Thai girls!

[Shawy74]

Which girl did u see yoda71,on another review theres pics of a petite lass with tattoos on her arm in a maid and schoolie outfit,but the link now shows a different heavier set lass wiv large breasts.

[Yoda71]

The petite one with all the outfits

[mikey lee]

I enjoyed my visit and will return for another session if she indeed returns to leeds. I myself have a daughter of 28 and i actually prefer the younger girls as in late teens to mid 20s myself.
That schoolgirl outfit she wore fir me was fucking fantastic.
Next time i may go for maid or cheerleader