Nicky, Bayswater - Olina escorts

[Rekbang]

Logistics:
Phoned olina and quickly confirmed
60 mins - £150

LOOKS:
Age - 32ish
Face - 5/10
Body - 4/10 (very skinny)
Body feel - her body felt like plastic (had wrinkles around hip area so felt weird when I was cuddling)
Attitude - 7/10

Location:
near Paddington

Story:
I went to visit Nicky because I have seen Anna on two occasions and she didn’t let me down once so I wanted to try same service but from someone else.
It started off very positive when she opened the door, looking all fine and started giving me a lap dance and said how horny she is seeing me(all fake because someone else said on her review about how she says she’s horny, I realised she’s faking it but nevermind.). Paperwork done and her mood changed. She told me to get into the shower which I did whilst she was drinking bear. I told her can you not drink bear because I don’t like it. She was like okay, she washed me in the shower. I was very turned off by her drinking the bear. She washed her mouth afterwards so I was like great. We went to her room, we done the usual DfK,rimming and cim. After first round, she went to drink bear again and her mouth stank. I stopped dfk her because her mouth stank. She gave me a massage and for Second round I had to wank myself off because she looked really gross to me.
I wouldn’t mind wine but bear is just gross.
She was also telling me to hurry up because she has another client coming up.
Positive:
Rimming
Bj
Massage

Negative:
Face average
Very skinny
Drinking bear whilst told not to
She’s not value for money at all.




Return:
I will return to olina to see Anna but not to see Nicky.

It’s borderline negative/neutral -

[Goldfinch]

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[Rekbang]

I forgot to add - she had hairy armpits. Another turn off.

[Chorley]

I forgot to add - she had hairy armpits. Another turn off.

[Swapmeister]

I'm not sure what to make of this review.  Nicky has attracted quite a few positive and ethusiastic reviews from a number of respected UKP regulars. And now we have a review that is the total opposite.

When the ratio is one ethusiastic review to five really bad reviews then that one enthusiastic review becomes suspect. Here, the ratio is reversed which makes me suspect that one bad review.

Your history suggest you are a legit punter. If that is so, sounds like she somehow pissed you off big time such that you feel a need to kill off the buzz.

Going by the photos, her boob job isn't a good one so I wasn't going to be visiting her myself anyway.  But it would be interesting to see what future reviews look like.

[magnetico]

Bear =🐻
Beer =🍺
 

[sanchez]

My breath would smell too if I’d been drinking a bear. Especially one of those grizzlies.

I enjoyed my visit to her and thought her boobs were good as was her body.

Maybe she has been quite popular after a clutch of reviews and is struggling to maintain a consistent service as she’s constantly getting pounded. She does take it well.

Personally I would visit again but will try one of the other girls there next time if only for variety.

[Rekbang]

I'm not sure what to make of this review.  Nicky has attracted quite a few positive and ethusiastic reviews from a number of respected UKP regulars. And now we have a review that is the total opposite.

When the ratio is one ethusiastic review to five really bad reviews then that one enthusiastic review becomes suspect. Here, the ratio is reversed which makes me suspect that one bad review.

Your history suggest you are a legit punter. If that is so, sounds like she somehow pissed you off big time such that you feel a need to kill off the buzz.

Going by the photos, her boob job isn't a good one so I wasn't going to be visiting her myself anyway.  But it would be interesting to see what future reviews look like.

I did mention her positive which was rimming but for me to enjoy a punt..I need good dfk which wasn’t provided because of her drinking beer even after been told not to. I was expecting a service like Anna but I was let down.

[Rekbang]

Bear =🐻
Beer =🍺
 

Typo

[Rekbang]

My breath would smell too if I’d been drinking a bear. Especially one of those grizzlies.

I enjoyed my visit to her and thought her boobs were good as was her body.

Maybe she has been quite popular after a clutch of reviews and is struggling to maintain a consistent service as she’s constantly getting pounded. She does take it well.

Personally I would visit again but will try one of the other girls there next time if only for variety.

That could be the case but if a provider doesn’t listen to her client after being told not to do a simple thing then there’s a problem with her. I’m angry at the fact I could have spent that money on someone else but oh well. Shit happens .

[sanchez]

That could be the case but if a provider doesn’t listen to her client after being told not to do a simple thing then there’s a problem with her. I’m angry at the fact I could have spent that money on someone else but oh well. Shit happens .

Fair enough.

I’ve been thinking about this and not sure I would be too pleased if I turned up and a girl started drinking, particularly if I wasn’t, which I don’t tend to anyway.

Better luck with the next one. 

[Traveller58uk]

Bear =🐻
Beer =🍺
 

I have spent today searching the web for "tasting the bear", a new sexual euphemism that was previously unknown to me.

I have seen things that can never be unseen.

Now I find it was a typo.

This is most distressing.