Author Topic: Amber's Delight - Lewisham - Meh  (Read 3513 times)


2 review(s) for Knockers Delight (1 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline mrpunterton

External Link/Members Only

1hr - £130

This took place around the begining of December last year.  As the booking was done via AW wanted to wait until she could n't identify me and leave negative feedback on the booking.

Anyhow, this was a another short notice booking on a weekend.  No number was on display but I emailed anyhow on the off chance and she replied with her number which I called, her telephone manner is pretty abrupt without actually being rude and she demands that you book her on AW which I did.

Arrived on time, phoned to get the door number and was given some overly elaborate instructions when a simple door number would have sufficed.  Entering the premises with lots of clutter, bedroom was on second floor which just as cluttered with the addition of sex toys pretty much all over the place.

With regards to Amber, I did n't fancy her at all.  She calls herself "Amber Gertrude" on her AW profile and if you image what a Gertrude typically looks like - that is how she looks.  Her breasts look large but she has actaually has average sized breasts which are large because she is going into BBW teritory which was hidden by the black coreset she wore at my request.  If I had n't booked via AW I probably would have probably walked but there was a 50/50 chance the sex would be good.

Unfortunately the sex was n't good either with a few things I vividly remember:  Kissing was basically opening her mouth wide open and sticking her tongue out which was pretty weird. The session was mostly a threesome between me, her and her vibrator. And finally her dirty talk consisted of a desription of herself walking down the street acting prim and proper but her knowing she actually fucks random men - the dirty talk actually turned me off as the way she spoke gave the impression she was mentally retarded.

There was a clock on the wall and I actually called time-up after exactly an hour of arriving by giving her a facial.

Personally this a negative for me but I'm putting neutral as technically her service was as described on the profile.