Author Topic: Helen near Aldershot. Extraordinary experience in many ways.  (Read 3792 times)

Offline Barley77

Found in H&E classifieds.07790636340.
Rang number. Rather stuffy response. Reluctant to talk about extras. Sometimes a good sign.
Was given a time and to phone again from nearby railway station for further instructions. Felt a bit like a spy thriller. Did as I was told. Given address. Small mobile home park outside Aldershot near Ash. The lady is in her 70s and the home is a tip but not dirty just a lot of papers and family junk, cards, gifts, and amazingly religious texts, statues.
Anyway, mattress on floor with couch tissue. Was asked to undress fully. £60 for hour massage. Was so intrigued didn't ask about extras. Lady returned wearing just a tiny white thong. Now. Body was very good. Amazing breasts for age. Bit of tummy. Tanned all over.
Very good massage, fairly firm. Nothing really sensual but good attention to bum and thighs.
Asked to turn over. Gentle attention to chest and stomach and thighs. Erect by now.
"Would you like lingam massage? It is included".
Slow, oily wank. Perhaps because of the situation I came loads. This was remarked upon. "Goodness what a lot!!".
Good clean up and a glass of water. Helen seemed detached throughout hence the neutral. However, nice massage, good HE, and VFM.
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Offline Saco

Sounds like good vfm, do you think FS on offer?

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Is this her?

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Telephone numbers match. Have half an hr spare to read the blurb though!

Somewhat of a "God Botherer" to say the least  :scare:.


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Telephone numbers match. Have half an hr spare to read the blurb though!

Somewhat of a "God Botherer" to say the least  :scare:.

I’m going to pass, she’s too old and I might catch religion from her.

Wanted to check with the OP as when searching for the number another Helen massage service shows but is based in Edinburgh / Peebles.

Offline beemer44

I wonder if she spends all Sunday repenting her sins  :diablo:

Offline boffin

Her advert is one long set of religious/scripture verses !. HE from a bible basher  :dash: sounds intriguing  :wacko:

Offline Barley77

Her advert is one long set of religious/scripture verses !. HE from a bible basher  :dash: sounds intriguing  :wacko:

Intriguing is right. It was extraordinary to be wanked off by this religious lady surrounded by Bible verses and holy symbols.
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Offline Barley77

Sounds like good vfm, do you think FS on offer?

I think not.
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