Author Topic: Helena Hott Edinburgh  (Read 4477 times)


15 review(s) for Helena Hott (8 positive, 3 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by Matrix]

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30 minutes @ £80

Should've heeded the previous reports on here. Fancied "fresh meat".  Standard comms.  Shit wee flat in Dalry.  I'm in the wrong game.  The guy pimping these shitty flats out must be making a mint.

Got into the flat and it's the girl in the pictures.  Clerly 40 ish.  Poor English but nothing I can't work around.

Was told I couldn't shower, which doesn't bode well.

Stroked my cock until it wasn't absolutely flaccid and straight on with the rubber.  Rather than actually suck the fucking thing, she nibbles it up and down the sides.  Found myself staring at the shite portrait of a new York bridge instead of enjoying head.

Onto sex.  She sarted on top and has no technique, was also like throwing a sausage doon a close.  Eventually got some friction through the gallon of lube and finished in doggy.

Followed up with her moving her hand up and down my back as an attempt to give me a massage.  Bed stank of masculine B.O.


On the plus side, she has great tits and a nice personality (like that matters  :D). 

However, after that performance, I honestly wouldn't fuck her for free.
« Last Edit: February 09, 2020, 12:32:56 pm by Matrix »

Offline nike

Claims to be 26, appears a lot older, IMO. What was your opinion, in the flesh?

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Claims to be 26, appears a lot older, IMO. What was your opinion, in the flesh?

As I said, 40 ish.

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Offline suckmyglock

that smile freaks me out for some reason.

Offline geezer_breezer

that smile freaks me out for some reason.

Me too. It's the same face in every photo. Weird.