External Link/Members OnlyMet this girl back in late June. Profile promises the world but the punt was very basic and the planning the meet was tricking given her limited availability and the fact that she actually lives miles from where she lists herself.
Number was supplied an hour or so before the meet. Luckily I wasn't far from her actual location which is basically RAF Brize Norton and not well-connected Farringdon.
CommsAW emails only initially with mails going back and forth every other day. Beyond her limited availability which appears to be about two hours a week spilt between a Wednesday lunch time and a Friday morning this girl was reluctant to give me her complete post code until an hour or so before prearranged meet. Ox18 it appears covers 26 sq miles and the roads in that area are very minor in places.
Fees30mins: £80 (opted for)
60mins: £120
Services soughtOwo, fk, ro, fs
LocationMid terrace house on a housing association Estate. Outside was your typical small, overgrown grass patch complete with disgarded kids toys. Inside was clean hiwever; kids toys scattered around the place which I found a bit unsettling.
Plenty of parking on street however plenty of folk about at 11am on a Friday morning.
The LadyPlain Jane with decent tits and not as tubby as I thought she'd be. Good salon tan too. Shaved, clean, fresh, nervous and dim.
The meetGreeted at the door in a satin/silk dressing. Seemed nervous at this point and ushered me into the bedroom which was clean and well kept where we sorted the paperwork.
At this point it was obvious that she was a complete novice and perhaps I was one her first punters. I took my garb off and invited her into the bed where she led next to me still fully covered in her dressing gown. Pointless and wasteful sma talk ensued before I suggested she get her kit off. She obliged. Her body was thic but not fat. Nicely tanned too.
Copped some shallow fking and a decent grope of her generous norks and things are beginning to find their natural rhythm. She begins some very lame Owo, pausing too long between strokes which became a tad frustrating. I persevere for a good five minutes before I roll her over so I can inspect her tan lines further. She's moderately responsive to this and she likes a finger or too and does eventually appear to climax although she still feels rigid from nerves I presume.
I emerge from down there to try some more fking for which she's a bit more accomadating. I ask her for a bag which she simply hands to me. I struggle with this as my hands are covered with her love goo but I eventually get it out and fit it to the old chap.
I enter her in mish and the kissing continues. She's unable or unwilling to make eye contact perhaps embaressed by the shit service for the £80 I stumped-up for the pleasure.
She's a tight fit but she's doing little more than just laying there so I ask for her to get on top but beyond having her jugs in her face there was very little enthusiasm in her motion and its not long before I'm asking her to assume the doggy position which gets me to where I need to be.
Some basic small talk after and promises of leaving her feedback and I'm off to one of the nice boozers in the area for a pint and a steak.
ConclusionI originally gave this girl a positive AW rating which (in retrospect) overrated her. I know this because I did not seek to return. Yes, she provided the services listed but the promises in her profile were very over-egged to put it mildly. She was nervous and amateur which may have its charms and appeals to some (and this may improve) but for me I found it frustrating and uninteresting at points. The postcode thing was a complete and unnecessary piss take also.
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