Tina at
External Link/Members OnlyThe usual place opposite the Brookwood railway station. This place, like most Chinese massage parlours, has a weekly turnover so it can be very hit and miss. That said the quality of the massages has markedly improved lately. I had called up and asked for the best lady for good hard massage and was recommended Tina. I'd put her around 48 years old, 5 foot 2, slim, long black hair, average looks and a smoker with slight yellowing on the front teeth.
I requested a hard massage (Never ask for anything else!) which was delivered and was excellent. Start of the massage lying on my front, Oil and using her forearm. She will climb on top as required. Later, the shawl and her standing on top (holding on to the ceiling!) using her feet and her whole weight to massage back and shoulders. I sneaked a look into the mirror when she was doing my lower back. Not had this before, thought it was sensational! Turn on back, Stretched arms, front of shoulder, hand, finger and head(wash your hair and ears...yes, ears inside and out!). Finally, oily happy ending and clean up.
Now the gripes, two phone calls though short and telling the other end to piss off in Chinese and were apologised for. She sounded a bit like a dragon on the phone which clashed with the image she projected. As mentioned, smoker but did not smell probably because: Citrus massage oil which reminded me of citronella and took a bath to get off. Background music one single 10 minute track on repeat.
I paid £40 for massage and £20 for happy ending. Judging from previous experience Tina should be there till Saturday. Because of the gripes, I would have put this down to a Neutral but the massage was just too good. If you want a great massage with titillation and happy ending then this is your ticket!
If you don't care for the massage then for the money you can do better elsewhere.
