External Link/Members OnlyRecent visit to Newcastle City Centre with a few hours to kill early evening. Had planned to go to Lavender's again but phone was ringing out so flipped a coin between Shanghai and Siam Smile. Phone answered right away at Shangai. Usual comical confusion over price, how long I want, can I come over right away... thought fk it I'll head round and take my chances.
Street was busy with party goers so felt pretty exposed walking up to the door but thankfully it was open so quickly ducked inside. Office behind the counter looked quite busy with staff but one girl came out and shut the door behind her. Mimed that I had just called a few minutes before and confirmed I wanted an hour's massage. Paid £40 at the door.
Same girl showed me through into the massage room - pretty decent compared with some places I've seen (advert on sumra.net has some recent internal pics - the most recent external pic on google maps is from 2016 when it was still "Secret massage centre"). The room was warm and had a clean shower cubicle in the corner.
The girl from reception gestured that I should undress and lay down then she left the room - but I wanted to have a chat first about the "no adult services" sign on the wall. Stripped to my boxers and sat on the edge of the massage bed. Same girl again returned and it became clear that she'd be providing the massage. She was young (late 20s / early 30s) Chinese girl and very slim. Pretty enough. Never caught her name - she had short hair and a slightly crooked smile at one side (not offputting though).
I pointed to the sign and gestured thumbs up vs thumbs down and asked if extras were available. She nodded and gave me a coy smile. Further miming and she quoted me £60 for naked b2b with touching/oral but no sex (more on this later). On reflection I should have tried to barter down to £40 for the extras but I was horny as fk and planned to see what I could get for my money.
Before any money even changed hands she came over to me and I started kissing her and taking off her dress; she asked "you no want massage?!" and I replied "later"
she shrugged and started kissing and running her hands over my body. The dress and tights quickly came off to reveal a lovely fit slim body. Tiny breasts but lovely big suckable nipples. I stripped off my boxers and continued exploring her body especially her lovely fit arse. Off with her knickers and lay her down on the massage table and gave her RO with light fingering for a while (always been my thing) until she came. Sat back to admire the view and gave her a few minutes to catch her breath.
At this point things got a bit confusing - she repeated "no sex" but was obviously in quite a state of arousal and opening her legs in a very inviting manner. I asked if she had any condoms and she just looked confused... this continued for a minute or so and at one point she turned round on all fours
I continued to insist that she go and find a condom and the message eventually got through. She popped her dress back on and disappeared for a few minutes. I had a few moments of paranoia about her slim/thin body when viewed from behind as her general shape was quite androgynous but decided that her pussy was far too neatly put together to be a post-op. Not that that would have bothered me but I would prefer to go down that particular route by choice rather than by accident.
She came back into the room with what looked like a bit of cling film. I laughed and pointed to the bin, resigning myself to a massage and oral HE. I lay down on the bed and enjoyed a decent naked oil massage (not much b2b though) for half an hour or so. I continued to feel her up throughout the massage without any objection, fingering her wet pussy at one point. Turned over and she squatted over me as she finished me off with an explosive finish. Cleaned up and continued the massage as still had some time left. I encouraged her to wank me off again and she did, standing beside me and gently probing my arse as she did so (I returned the favour of course!). Didn't bother with a shower as was just staying round the corner.
So to sum up, probably paid over the odds for what I ended up with but I left happy with two pops and a decent massage after perving on a lovely young lady for the first 20-30 minutes of my hour. Lack of proper b2b was disappointing as was the lack of oral on me but to be fair I never forced the issue and probably could have had oral if I hadn't binned the cling film
Would return but will take my own condoms next time!
