External Link/Members OnlyHalf hour service for 70 quid in a fairly discreet location, but unfortunately with a girl that is just not interested in servicing.
Location
Flat just off Nicolson Street. Round the back, so a lovely view of the Mosque all lit up. Very discreet as off the main street. Plenty onstreet parking within a 5 min walk. Do actually get the impression that whoever is working in the flat may also be living there.
The girl
100% not the girl in the pictures. Would say she is about late 20s. Big for Asian standards, not fat, but out of shape. Pretty nice perky tits, though and very symmetrical. Decent english and not unattractive.... but not close to being girl in pics.
Comms
All by text. Decent replies and not too much waiting around for replies.
The service
She was fully naked throughout. Started facedown and she started with a dry massage. Decent pressure, but very clearly no actual massage training. Some oil applied and continued with ok pressure. Then came b2b... which literally meant she got on all 4s across me and lowering herself down to push her boobs onto my back... and that was it. Yes, really. No sensual strokes, no CC swipes, no reaching between legs. At the beginning her phone kept going, so rather than ignore, she would send replies "1 minute, babe" she kept saying.
Turned over and straight away, even though I wasn't hard, she put a condom right on. Gave some oral which was ok... got me up to a semi... very obviously not fully hard... but she decided it now time for sex. Told me to get up so she could get in position. I asked her to go on top... clearly first time anyone has asked her this as she seemed stunned at the idea. Got on... and pretty much just sat there. Went to touch her boobs... no. After a couple of minutes of literally nothing, she said it uncomfortable so we switch positions. She lay back... I got in position.... and no eye contact, turned her head to side and covered with arm. Full hardness still not actually achieved, so knelt up to wank and plsy with her pussy... but no. Tried to push my now limp dick into her... and decided enough was enough.
She looked offended and asked if service no good... I confirmed it no good. To her credit, she gave me a tenner back and apologised lots. This did make her seem genuine, but she made limited effort to actually get me hard, spent too much time on her phone and just never once seemed into it.
Summary
Paid 70 for a half hour. Was out in under 20 mins and got a tenner refund. Girl either not interested, doesn't know what to do, or both... I'm pretty easy to get aroused, so leaving with a limp dick shows almost no effort put in. Needless to say, I will definitely not be back.
