Mimi/Yanzi - Cambridge

[erutico]

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First of all, thank you Jay and Stonk for the strong support and info!

I can't really decide on Pos/Neg so I decided on middle ground.

Comms
It was quite stressful at first. I called in to book "Mimi," maid confirmed as much and said okay. I forgot to tell her how long I wanted so I texted in saying one hour for Mimi at x time. But then they said they don't know a Mimi but instead send me picture of a girl they had. See Here

A bit confused, I consulted our gurus Jay and Stonks, and they said sounds about right and to go with it.

Comes the day, 10 minutes before they said 15 mins more. 20 minutes later, they said come. I see some guy sheepishly walk away from the flat.

So I wasn't quite impressed by comms, it was unnecessarily hard. The ad poster could have just told them the name was written as Mimi or such and it seemed to be a conveyor belt service.

The Visit
The maid fetches you, she's a middle-aged/old Chinese lady who doesn't smile and just brings you up. Not discreet at all, but heyho. Once through the door, you can see a pretty Chinese girl. 25 seems accurate, could be a tad older but she looks young. She matched the descriptions of previous punts, the Chinese dress with the leg slit etc. Shy, and looked at you with the mirror rather than face to face. Handed over the money which she handed to the maid that let you in through the door. (Whole thing was kind unprofessional and awkward)

She embraces you, kisses your neck and somehow kinds of undresses you with her head on your chest. It was cute and very endearing? She gropes you down there and slowly gets on her knees. Breaks immersion with the "£10 for no condom baby?" I said sure, and back to the loving slow very GF-ish blowjob. She took me deep to my surprise but that's no real feat if we're being honest.

Here is when it gets fucky. I'm having a grand time, I pull her to bed, mind you she still has her outfit on. She continues sucking, I touch her but she keeps moving every so often. No rimming on me however I didn't initiate so I couldn't blame her on that. I asked her to take her panties off and come for 69 but she was like "nooooo" and just continued sucking whilst moving around whilst spitting into the bucket every so often.
I managed to get a few fingers close and she was "wet" but she quickly moved angle again and suggested we have sex.
She spits into a bin, grabs a Chinese condom and climbs on. I can't complain here, she rode me pretty good. I was close so I rearranged her. She was nice and petite. Doggy, I entered slowly and she did the "oh you're so big" I took it slowly but she did the age-old lifting her butt up trick which made it slightly uncomfortable, I pulled her back down a bit and took it slower, she had to use her fingers to spread herself moreso. I honestly don't think I'm that much of a trouble, at a very modest 6 inches and not at all that thick. I was close and I came. She did some sort of Kegal squeeze as I came as she was quite tight and it felt really good.

She cleaned me up, offered me a massage and had a chat. Long story short, I speak the language. Nothing interesting. The massage was subpar, half-assed almost.

Round two was more or less the same, a bit less enthusiasm, she let me know mid riding me that there was 10 minutes left. I shouldn't have been bothered by this but I kind of was so I couldn't get close to finishing and faked my orgasm. Yes. I even acted surprised at my empty condom.

Offered a towel, damp. Showered whilst she listerine-d and when she turned on the water to rinse, the hot water from the shower went.

Back in the room, (she hadn't showered) she put back on her clothes. She hadn't even wiped her lubed moneymaker.
She asked if I had a girlfriend, that I looked handsome and asked if I would see her again.
She did rush to help me tie my shoelaces, play around with my coat and scarf, the little things that make you feel warm and fuzzy but overall it didn't make up for everything else.

I gave her £20 at the end, she never asked for the £10 owo, I said she should visit more and that the extra ten was for her just for the boys Jay and Stonks.

TLDR
Overall, she is a cute girl, a good GFE. She seemed overworked already, and this was early on in the day. I assume she doesn't have the time to freshen up before the next guy. I assume the wetness is the lube, though I didn't taste my fingers I'm relatively sure.
The service was okay, nothing to write home. During downtimes the chats were friendly, she has some cute actions and sometimes extended eye contact was nice.
I don't know. The conveyor belt aspect of it really puts this off for me. I wanted to let the next guy who was outside presumably asked to wait for another 15 for me to leave that it wasn't worth it.

Maybe I'm spoilt from London Thais with a warmer service or maybe I was having a bad day. I can't recommend, but I did tip and asked her to come back for the boys who had better experiences with her.

Once again thank you for the help guys. I'm sorry I couldn't get a better story for you all.

[winkywanky]

Hope you don't mind Erutico, you state immediately in your review a 'Neutral' but you gave a Negative, I'm assuming that was incorrect? I've amended accordingly  .

[winkywanky]

Reading your review, I get where you're coming from Erutico.

There is a shyness there, perhaps this was a little more so for you because you speak her language (I don't know whether you're ethnically Chinese too)?

She does have a 'routine', and I suspect she is overworked. If you read my review you'll see that another punter was fitted in before me as well, but then at least another 10mins passed after I saw him leave, before I was asked up. And I did go down on her and she was immaculately fresh. So she does appear to have a hygiene routine in-between guys, but little or no time to rest if the demand is there.

I suspect if this mode of working carries on, she will suffer from burnout, which is a big shame, not least of which for her of course.

Interesting what you say about her compliments to you, a similar thing happened with me although i my case, Google Translate had to be employed, with hilarious results, and I found it charming as well as flattering. But of course in reality, just the WG 'patter'.

She did seem happy enough though, I do hope that's the case.

[Chorley]

Cheets for the review OP, but WTF is with all he gobbing into the bin? Sounds fucking gross and would totally put me.off 
This, plus the shit comms, indiscrete venue (I had issues when visiting) and conveyor belt service mean I won't be bothering.

[JayEZ2K]

Cheers erutico, and sorry your punt wasn't better. I think in that case, just the tenner agreed would have been enough, and no tip if it wasn't already agreed.

Her last visit she was consistent for the full week, and I saw her twice, both at the beginning and at the end of her visit. But this time there was a long queue eagerly awaiting her visit, and with all the anticipation I'm certain that she got hammered far beyond what any oriental in Cambs has ever received. It sounds like her pussy was already hurting her about mid-week, and at this point she's probably burned out, physically and mentally. I was planning to visit again myself, but I'll have to confirm that she can deliver.

WTF is with all he gobbing into the bin? Sounds fucking gross and would totally put me.off 

I've found that to be quite common at Chinese places. They'll perform oral using all the saliva in their mouth as wet lube. When finished they'll spit it into the bin. Since the bin has tissues and wetwipes in it, it gets absorbed rather than pooling. They will also do this when using Listerine. It might have been gross the first time I saw it, but at this point I don't even notice.

[Stonk73]

She sounds very overworked this week.  Sad, because she was out of the ordinary to me.

Accurate though it was, I almost wish I hadn't written such a glowing review.  Mind you, there was always going to be a lot of demand for her following her previous visit in September.  I suspect I may have been her first for the week and therefore received a great service -- it was about 1pm on Monday, and I had tried earlier and was told she had not arrived at the venue yet.

Strange about the repeated spitting thing.  I've experienced that before with other Chinese girls, but Mimi/Yanzi did not do it.  You generate more saliva if your mouth is wide open (e.g., dentist!), so maybe I just have a pipe-cleaner cock.

[Watts.E.Dunn]

It sounds like her pussy was already hurting her about mid-week, and at this point she's probably burned out, physically and mentally. I was planning to visit again myself, but I'll have to confirm that she can deliver.



Not surprising shes flagging poor girl, 10 odd shags a day and still expected to be a 10/10 performer.

I think thius is the main reason why Bella in Swaffham is so good she told me most days two maybe three meets and weekeds off.