Author Topic: Merela - Al Shafa - Sparkhill - (Massage only)  (Read 4202 times)

Offline Sambrown79

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Was in Birmingham and fancied a FBMS with extras, and based on comments on this site, decided to try Al Shafa, particularly as they had a £25/hr special offer. 

In short, i walked in thinking i'd saved a tenner, left feeling i'd wasted £25.

Called the clinic in the morning and made an appointment for Merela, as other punters had said she was game for more including sex.

Just got back from the clinic...I must have got lucky
New Romanian lady at 437a got a massage which was shit but managed to fuck her in 45mins for 25 as this was recommended by the doc who was there :yahoo:

Right just got back from Al Shafa clinic...had the new blonde Romanian Merela for half an hour
Went with intention of fucking her and that's what I got .very amateurish and naive fill your boots in while you can before she gets greedy

Found the place without any problems, its a discreet door between shops on a very busy main road. Went up a flight of stairs, no reception, looked like there was no one around, had to shout hello and Merela came out of an office.

Immediately regretted the decision, and should have walked, but decided to go with it.  Merela has a pretty face,  but her body type is large (size 14-16?) and not my preference.

Was led in to a massage room and it just went downhill from there.  The room was freezing cold, apparently the radiator was broken; there was an electric blower which did nothing for either of us.  The massage was crap, neither deep tissue nor relaxing, and no swipes, teasing, etc.  She was very chatty.....but not in a nice way, spent most of the hour moaning.

I had no intention of touching her, nevermind sex, but to shut her up, i asked about extras and suggested a bj.   Was immediately shot down. The most she was willing to do was a hj for 20 extra. Decided against it, and left as soon as the massage was over.

Pros: none
Cons: the venue, the masseuse, the massage, pretty much everything.

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Sorry your experience was terrible
I saw her first when it was her second day and I clocked on she was very naive, so took full advantage and she was game
Second time round she was ok too but when I saw her again her attitude changed she showed me a tampon so I clocked on she has upped her game now plus the Massage was crap too
I just got lucky I reckon
This place is clocking up negatives I can see but I still go there and can't fault it but I sometimes get a shit service and I tell the owner straight up and he gives me a discount nx time around
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Good review.
Your a strange guy it's a good review when its shit. And a bullshit  reveaw when it's good. You usually say it's a frightening place to go and wouldn't enter sparkbrook without mommy why you follow this place is strange

Offline Sambrown79

...when I saw her again her attitude changed she showed me a tampon so I clocked on she has upped her game now plus the Massage was crap too

If you'd updated your review with that comment, i wouldnt have wasted my time

Offline temptation

I tried this place and soon as I walked in and saw her sitting there listening to music I knew how it was going to go. She did keep brushing my sack which led to a semi but no offer of HE and I didn't feel like asking. Only conversation was 'is this OK?' twice and '2 minutes left' after the 2 minutes she washed her hands and walked out of the room. No acknowledgement as I walked past her in reception on the way out either, she really doesn't seem to want to be there.
I've got another 2 cheap Groupon deals for this place I will make sure it's not with her.

Offline Beamer

I tried this place and soon as I walked in and saw her sitting there listening to music I knew how it was going to go. She did keep brushing my sack which led to a semi but no offer of HE and I didn't feel like asking. Only conversation was 'is this OK?' twice and '2 minutes left' after the 2 minutes she washed her hands and walked out of the room. No acknowledgement as I walked past her in reception on the way out either, she really doesn't seem to want to be there.
I've got another 2 cheap Groupon deals for this place I will make sure it's not with her.

Why not add this to your reviews?

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I didn't think I was adding anything new but will add as a review.

Offline seandana

If you'd updated your review with that comment, i wouldnt have wasted my time

+1 I think bp seems to continually give this place glowing reports on the good services but fails to tell people about the crap services he received until now  :unknown:

Offline oldmanking

yup, for sure, bestpunt certainly seems biased towards how good this place is, despite his own bad experiences, and those of most others?  one to avoid i reckon.  :thumbsdown:

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I've never had a bad experience there trust me.. I know who to see
I've had been done10 mins early but it only happened once so didn't make a fuss about it

Just move on to the next place guys if its shit.. I've never touted this place
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I sometimes get a shit service

I've never had a bad experience there trust me..

Forgive me, but no I don’t trust you.  :hi:

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Just move on to the next place guys if its shit.. I've never touted this place

Not so sure about that.......

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Most of people on here aren't trustworthy anyway with reviews.. So add me as well lol
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Offline Beamer

Most of people on here aren't trustworthy anyway with reviews.

You recognise yourself do you?
I suspect that most reviews on here are trustworthy, especially when punters save money and time if it's a negative. Certainly my experience is that. 

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Beamer as you are a senior member on here... I won't argue
I'm in the wrong OK
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Beamer as you are a senior member on here... I won't argue
I'm in the wrong OK

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

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Most of people on here aren't trustworthy anyway with reviews.. So add me as well lol

Don’t know what you’re doing here, if you think like that.  :unknown:

Offline jeanphillipe

Don’t know what you’re doing here, if you think like that.  :unknown:

Sales rep/damage control?

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Bunch of fools... Get a life

Sounds as though you don't like it here?

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Beamer it's not that..i contributed honestly with my reviews and didn't want to be called a leach or touter.
It looks like some members love getting members to refrain from giving some positive input.
Although at the time I was encouraged to give positive feedback on here.
If someone has had a bad experience then it ain't my fault as punters we all know you have good and bad punts
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Offline oldmanking

Beamer it's not that..i contributed honestly with my reviews and didn't want to be called a leach or touter.
It looks like some members love getting members to refrain from giving some positive input.
Although at the time I was encouraged to give positive feedback on here.
If someone has had a bad experience then it ain't my fault as punters we all know you have good and bad punts

i think we'd all go for that, if you weren't the only member here getting a decent punt at this place?  can you name one other who has given the place a positive?

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I'm sure there were some positives but that's pot luck  that I haven't had a bad punt yet massage wise... Who knows my bad days could be coming soon
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I've been two times both times seen meena the black girl the other girls didn't look to good and dident sound much good on reveaws meena was good nice tits let you feel them as much as you want topless   limited touching elswere only over clothes .but she has already been reviewed  on here  i would return but only to see her if i couldn't find better on the day .the other girls haven't had much good reviews but keep getting bookings on here .what are thay reading about these girls to keep booking

Offline seandana

I've never had a bad experience there trust me.. I know who to see
I've had been done10 mins early but it only happened once so didn't make a fuss about it

Just move on to the next place guys if its shit.. I've never touted this place

(This place is clocking up negatives I can see but I still go there and can't fault it but I sometimes get a shit service and I tell the owner straight up and he gives me a discount nx time around) quote by bestpunt

both your comments seem to contradict each other just saying !
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You guys are too much doing detective work like columbo or kojak...too much spare time
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You guys are too much doing detective work like columbo or kojak...too much spare time

You have clearly lost the plot......probably best to give up on this one
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Offline seandana

You guys are too much doing detective work like columbo or kojak...too much spare time

just stating the obvious I'm afraid to say :unknown:

Offline Jsmith

i think we'd all go for that, if you weren't the only member here getting a decent punt at this place?  can you name one other who has given the place a positive?


I’ve been here and given the place a positive.
Reviews are subjective based on personal preferences, expectations and Perceptions . 

Some Fellow punters quickly pounce on ppl to leave reviews and not be leeches etc, but then when they do they will pass judgement on that persons opinion of the service they received.

Offline Jsmith

You guys are too much doing detective work like columbo or kojak...too much spare time

Very true   :thumbsup: