External Link/Members OnlyThis was plan b after a regular let me down.
COMMUNICATION- good, prompt and by text agreed one hour at £120 plus £30 for anal
LOCATION- holiday cottage (terraced house) outskirts of leamington. Postcode took me almost outside but parked in next street for discretion. Diane phoned me and guided me to house....shes Polish but very good English.
THE GIRL- blonde slim, reasonably tall about 5'7 or 8. Attractive tanned almost certainly girl in profile pics and matches other reviews on here.
THE PREAMBLE- Diane seemed friendly enough had a chat bout this and that but she had a small dog that was sipping round my legs looking for a play pal. Friendly beast but it did distract from the task in hand.
Availed myself of a shower with clean towel provided.
THE DEED (OR NOT)-
She led me into a tiny bedroom, gave her the money which she carefully counted in front of me....I hate that.
She took off her dress to reveal a nice body but she kept bra and panties on when getting on the bed.
Dropped my towel and attempted to get on the bed ....now I'm no giant but this must be the shortest double bed ever as my feet were getting caught on the rail at the bottom end.
At this point the dog came in to take a look, I asked that she shut the door but she said he'd be ok...which to be fair he was as he didn't try to join in but disappeared into the other room..but couldn't help thinking the dog would run in and bite my bare ass if he heard a commotion...but alas interacting with Diane was like having sex with a mannequin.
Now I'm no deluded to think that she'd be attracted to a guy twice her age etc but I'm paying good money here.
So to try to get things moving I gave her oral....but couldn't get comfortable because of the short bed...anyhow managed some clit licking and fingers....could feel her tensing up but she was totally mute throughout. Thus far my cock couldn't rise to the occasion...even with owo from her , just felt very mechanical.
I asked if she kissed (on profile) but she said no...this could've helped get me hard. I no Adonis but equally I'm not butt ugly and have pretty good oral hygiene....
So I excuse myself to bathroom...try to walk myself hard..nothing.
Really at this point I should have called it a day and tried to get some cash back.
But me being an optimistic fool enter the bedroom again. So lie next to her she plays with my cock...nothing...more oral..nothing....give her more oral...nothing...I get slightly hard at one point so with condom she attempts cowgirl but alas slip out.
So it's not gonna happen with her...shes not bothered she's richer by £150 with minimal effort.
I dress , get some cashback for not getting anal and I'm out 55 minutes after first entering.
A fool and his money are easily parted....think I'm gonna not see any wig under 30 now or stick to massages.
Diane is a friendly woman but I feel I'd only have got my money's worth had I been younger and fitter ....so left deflated and a justifiable negative from my point of view
