NEGATIVE - NEGATIVE - NEGATIVE - DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME OR MONEY ON THIS ONE.
External Link/Members OnlyIt's bad enough that the majority of these women are getting away with breaking the trades descriptions act, by using false photos but although most will either refuse to respond or admit the photos are fake when asked, this one repeatedly claimed the photos were genuine, when in fact she is nothing like.
It also states that she does A levels but when I asked if it was included in the price, she said it was a mistake in the advert as she doesn't do that, which on it's own stopped me booking immediately, as I smelt a rat.
However, the main reasons for the NEGATIVE review are that she was totally disinterested and totally useless and so bad, that I had to let the rest of you guys know, in my one and only negative review.
Thanks to her poor English it took me 10 minutes to find the flat
Unlike the photos she is less than attractive and a totally different body shape, although that's the least of my complaints.
Normally no matter how acceptable a fake would turn out to be compared to the photos, I'd normal walk out of principle but I'd driven a long way and it was throwing it down with rain, so I gave her a shot - BIG MISTAKE!!!!
She's got a BIG bottom end and BIG saggy belly and the only 'potentially' acceptable attributes were her big hangers. Unfortunately, they were only 'potentially' attributes, because as soon as I went to touch them, she recoiled saying her nipples were very sensitive, which totally wiped out my already subdued interest, as any sign of reluctance is a BIG turn off for me.
After only a few minutes she was eager to get the condom on for a blow job (even though she listed OWO) and I suspect, that had I gone along with that, she'd have tried to get me on my way out even sooner that proved to be the case. After 3 attempts to have me accept the condom, I agreed and to be fair, the blow job wasn't that bad but she only managed half the length, so certainly wasn't any deep throat attempt.
During this 'build up' I tried to make contact with her tits, clit and cunt but she was more interested in avoiding than enjoying, so I soon gave up on that.
After a few minutes of the blow job she jump on me without any lube but due to her saggy cunt there was some semblance of penetration, even though very little was actually happening as she was bone dry.
Despite all this and it being a struggle, I kept a hard on and persuaded her to change positions a couple of times and managed a better semblance of penetration but her lack of any semblance of interest or arousal, wasn't getting me anywhere, so I suggested that she finish me off by hand.
However, after just a few minutes, she gestured that it was proving too much effort for her and despite there still being 20 minutes left of my hour, she was implying that I needed to pack in and leave.
This is the first time I've felt totally ripped off and despite that, I decided it was better to get the hell out of there, rather than waste anymore time with such a worthless waste of money.
I was dressed and back at my car (which was a 5 minute walk away), 10 minutes before my time was up, so I reckon I paid £100 for an hour of pleasure and got 30 minutes of seriously lack luster performance, by a FAKE alternative to what I was promised and was expecting to see, by a seriously reluctant and hugely overweight prostitute.
The only up sides to this, are that I didn't have to endure it any longer than half an hour and it makes me appreciate even more, how GREAT some of the other lovely 'escorts' I've had the pleasure of have been.
I hope this review saves some of you guys from falling for this bullshit bait and switch crap.
I'm encountering so many FAKE adverts, that I'm thinking of giving up on Viva Street as a source of punt options.
