Author Topic: Maya Alwoodley Leeds. New !!! Pictures 100% real  (Read 1683 times)

Offline Bum Lovin Criminal

I promised myself that I would polish off my old To Do list by December so I could start afresh for 2020, with all new Babes..
This one I’ve wanted to bang since July this year but kept popping up then vanishing every time she rose to the top of me list.

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Anyways, the stars finally aligned and my text were answered.  Her do’s list was sent and the post code followed.
A browny-Greyish Bungalow in the Carr Manor area of Leeds, day-time punting will leave you feeling very exposed as your in full view of the whole street, and the high school for goodness sake.

Made the “I’m here” call but told to wait 5 mins and she’ll call me when ready….Very odd as I was bang on the time arranged.  She called around 7 mins later, given house number so let the fun begin……or so I thought..

Definitely the girl in the pics, Romanian, but good English, very small tits, very cute, very strickly business type, but sooo fucking tiny.
Into the bedroom money paid for Half an hour, £60. 
Everything is extra, kissing, £20 and owo £20 too, Stripped off and off with the boxers to reveal my monster whopping 5 inch beast, well, 4 and 3/4..to be told there will be no PIV as it’s too big.. I have never been told that before, it’s a nice ego boost but bullshit in my opinion. 

I think she does this a lot to make money with the least amount of work or effort. I was told a BJ and HE was available for £40 so I thought why not I’m here, I’m hard, I’m horny, plus I was hoping for some 69 action and some gentle face fucking for me 40 quid.

To cut a long story short, no girl no matter how pretty is not going to get me off by a hand job alone, shit I could do that better myself at home for free, her BJ was crap too, as for the 69, she was just too small my neck was straining and face fucking was a no-no.  She even caught me a couple of times with her teeth and I started to laugh as I remembered a review I read about her doing the same thing.  I should have heeded the review and not gone, or got more of my money back..

My time was ticking so fast and I knew I wasn’t gonna cum like that so called time on it and started getting dressed.    She was mumbling something about medical problems but I was too pissed to listen.

Back on the streets with very full balls…and £40 lighter….not a nice state of affairs.  Where’s a cheap’n filthy  Plan B when you need one?
The booking started off with so much promise.. I had numerous visits planned.  I so wanted to fuck her in all of those outfits, the Lawyer, the nurse, the maid,  but most definitely in that Chelsea shirt of hers.  I even got my Leeds United vintage Admiral shirt washed and pressed for a revenge fucking for the 1970 FA cup loss.  Alas, it was not to be and I’m old enough to know that pretty girls don’t necessarily equate to a good punt.

So, to summarise: a very pretty girl but very petite.

Will get neck cramp and back ache in 69 trying to reach to goods.

You probably won’t get a fuck as she’ll try and bullshit you and keep your money.

Her BJ skills are off and needs revision and instruction.

Kissing is £20 extra…….OWO is £20 extra.

So if you’re a big lad down there, then you won’t get yer end in,   er, end of.
Return? Sadly, no and such a shame…..very cute but ultimately crap…..How can a punt end with full balls?......so much promise, tut tut!

Offline leoswan

thanks for sharing and sorry for your experience.

do people even find good experience on vivastreet anymore?

Offline FLYING BLUE

Sounds like a fairly typical Rom punt - load of bollock & everything "Ees extrra baby"
Sorry it was shite :hi:
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Offline mrfishyfoo

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I don't know whether to laugh or cry after reading that.

Sorry to "hear" you had a badun MrB.

Better luck next time.

Offline The0neAnd0nly

I so wanted to fuck her in all of those outfits, the Lawyer, the nurse, the maid,  but most definitely in that Chelsea shirt of hers.  I even got my Leeds United vintage Admiral shirt washed and pressed for a revenge fucking for the 1970 FA cup loss.

This made me lol hard. I'm yet to find a bird who will dress up as David Seaman so I can take out my revenge for the save he made against Sheffield United in the '03 FA Cup Semi Final. Best save ever!!!
She'd have to wear a fake 'tache and everything :D

Sorry to hear the punt was shite OP

Offline haggis007

thanks for sharing and sorry for your experience.

do people even find good experience on vivastreet anymore?


    sorry you wasted yout time and money, but thanks for the warning mr blc    :hi:

    justified negative ...got your boxers off and then said your too big  :angry:

   ive had comms with maya a while back but binned her with her extras  tariff...ffs £60 +20 kissing +20 owo = £100/30 mins you could have 30 mins with star natalia and have some change ......

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Offline Bum Lovin Criminal

Cheers for adding the photo Haggis 007. :drinks:

Her pictures are like a sirens call to us poor punters and if it will help stop the next lad the embarrassment of standing bollock naked, £60

lighter, with his knob out, feeling like.......well a knob..then it's well, well worth it.. :hi:

Offline Bum Lovin Criminal


This made me lol hard. I'm yet to find a bird who will dress up as David Seaman so I can take out my revenge for the save he made against Sheffield United in the '03 FA Cup Semi Final. Best save ever!!!
She'd have to wear a fake 'tache and everything :D



Am I right in guessing that this revenge will involve some rather vigorous anal?.. :lol: :lol:

I just youtubed the save he made......Actually, it was awesome.. :P

Offline Hed Master

This made me lol hard. I'm yet to find a bird who will dress up as David Seaman so I can take out my revenge for the save he made against Sheffield United in the '03 FA Cup Semi Final. Best save ever!!!
She'd have to wear a fake 'tache and everything :D

Sorry to hear the punt was shite OP

I've not seen many WGs with a Seaman moustash, but I have seen a few with a semen moustash.. :lol:
Sorry, I'll get me coat.

Just a sugggestion...get a WG to wear the shirt and have a David Seaman style ponytail...job done... :D