LuckyBeatriks - near Bluewater Shopping Centre Kent

[matthew1986]

Well, where do I start with this one. I guess firstly those of you who comment saying no one is worth £300 per hour, I’d never spend that much etc etc etc. If that’s the case then fine, just don’t litter up the comments saying it.

This one was perhaps the ultimate TOFTT but I was intrigued given the comments on here and the worst photoshop thread. Also like the tiny imp-like creatures sometimes so thought I’d give it a go.

COST: £300

DURATION: 1 hour

COMMS: Excellent. Quick to reply clear. Initial by AW mail and then by text message. Agreed what I wanted and costs.

VISIT DAY: Arrived at the stated postcode and called to be led into the apartment.

LOCATION: Relatively tidy, but tired in parts, property in a new build estate. Beatriks’ flat clean and tidy.

GIRL: Very small girl (sub 5ft) with narrow waist and wider hips. Augmented breasts that if anything took away from what was near perfection. Definitely the girl in the photos. Then we get to her face - hard to describe. Has a wide mouth in a Julia Roberts style and has dark lipstick highlighting them even more. Not my cup of tea personally but can see the attraction and looked better when lipstick rubbed off and has a more natural look.

Profile says English but is not. Very good English but is from Russia or similar in my guess.

SERVICE: Started with a chat and then kissing when I carried her to the shower and she pissed on me. A quick shower before carrying her to the bedroom. Nice massage with lots of kissing, oral without and then the main act. Pussy felt wonderfully tight and pounded away until I came.

Made it clear that a second cumming was a possibility and gave an excellent massage, playing with the anus at my request.

In any other world, this would have been a positive but it is simply not a £300 per hour service. For that reason, I rate a neutral. 

[johnny34]

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[matthew1986]

Crap. Thanks. Forgot the links.

[johnny34]

Crap. Thanks. Forgot the links.

[MrMatrix]

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Thanks for the review. She has been on my HL for well quite some tiime and I have been close to booking her on a couple of occasions let alone last week.
At £300 per hour which I'll be honest is my sticking point she shouldn't be lying on her profile at all. Ok so shes Russian or similar- not a big issue really but she's lied and said British
She has a broad mouth, but is she facially attractive ?. Profile pics dont look too bad but any thing can be photoshopped. The body looks amazing with that figure. Looks like that -is how she is? Is her hair the same colour and length?

Kissing , are we talking French Kissing or DFK or just lip service?

Were the services as good as you hoped or were you short changed in any way. Was her OWO good DT or just the head.?

Notwith standing the fact at £300 it not being VFM, I agree your rating for reasons stated.

Sorry for all the questions but if I'm booking her I would need to be as certain as I can - thanks

Thanks OP

[matthew1986]

Thanks for the review. She has been on my HL for well quite some tiime and I have been close to booking her on a couple of occasions let alone last week.
At £300 per hour which I'll be honest is my sticking point she shouldn't be lying on her profile at all. Ok so shes Russian or similar- not a big issue really but she's lied and said British
She has a broad mouth, but is she facially attractive ?. Profile pics dont look too bad but any thing can be photoshopped. The body looks amazing with that figure. Looks like that -is how she is? Is her hair the same colour and length?

Kissing , are we talking French Kissing or DFK or just lip service?

Were the services as good as you hoped or were you short changed in any way. Was her OWO good DT or just the head.?

Notwith standing the fact at £300 it not being VFM, I agree your rating for reasons stated.

Sorry for all the questions but if I'm booking her I would need to be as certain as I can - thanks

Thanks OP

Question questions questions. I’ll answer as best I can:

In terms of British, speaks incredibly good English but the moans cannot hide an accent.

Don’t want to use the “beauty in the eye of the beholder” line but never before have I met someone who I couldn’t categorise so will revert to the age old “I’d shag it but would I show it to my mates” measure and in truth I probably wouldn’t show her to my mates on face alone.

Body wise, I don’t believe there was any photoshop work. She is tiny, small waist and larger hips. Covered her tits look in proportion but naked looks odd, almost too big for her tiny frame. If you like big tits then happy days but I prefer flat chested.

Hair was dark and long - some of her photos have short blonde hair.

Kissing was DFK.

Oral was just oral but that’s all I asked for. Was without.

Other services were as discussed and agreed and there was a genuine willingness to please.

If she charged closer to the going rate for the area £150 per hour then I would gladly visit her again and more often, but £300 just cannot be justified when there is similar services for much less. As for size, quite easy to find a size 4 in Kent.

[Sweettunes]

£300 Jesus, that above my pay grade for an hour... thank you for the review 

[winkywanky]

The 'British' bit might well be bullshit of course, but equally, there may be reasons why she's actually a British Citizen?

What is undoubtedly bullshit though, is the complete tosh and twaddle which masquerades as her profile. I've seldom read such convoluted and unmitigated utter shite  .

Nevertheless, thanks for the review matthew, and alt least you did receive a satisfactory and full service  .

[matthew1986]

What is undoubtedly bullshit though, is the complete tosh and twaddle which masquerades as her profile. I've seldom read such convoluted and unmitigated utter shite  .

Nevertheless, thanks for the review matthew, and alt least you did receive a satisfactory and full service  .

Absolutely right re the crap written on the profile. All complete bollocks and I forgot to include in my review. I always look at location, look for green light, look at pictures, look at what they offer, look at prices and then check here before doing a booking. The superfluous crap is not even read.

Many years of punting has taught me to quickly find the info I need, especially if I am researching and the wife is sitting next to me...

[MrMatrix]

Question questions questions. I’ll answer as best I can:

In terms of British, speaks incredibly good English but the moans cannot hide an accent.

Don’t want to use the “beauty in the eye of the beholder” line but never before have I met someone who I couldn’t categorise so will revert to the age old “I’d shag it but would I show it to my mates” measure and in truth I probably wouldn’t show her to my mates on face alone.

Body wise, I don’t believe there was any photoshop work. She is tiny, small waist and larger hips. Covered her tits look in proportion but naked looks odd, almost too big for her tiny frame. If you like big tits then happy days but I prefer flat chested.

Hair was dark and long - some of her photos have short blonde hair.

Kissing was DFK.

Oral was just oral but that’s all I asked for. Was without.

Other services were as discussed and agreed and there was a genuine willingness to please.

If she charged closer to the going rate for the area £150 per hour then I would gladly visit her again and more often, but £300 just cannot be justified when there is similar services for much less. As for size, quite easy to find a size 4 in Kent.

Thanks for reply OP. Yes sorry about all the questions but I was genuine in that I nearly booked her last week. I just wasnt convinced that £300 was going to be the top service you expect with that sort of price. Lots of money doesnt always equal top quality service.
Like you at a £150 which is more than most Russians charge I dare say she would get more punters. But its been £300 for some time now.
Again thanks

[MrMatrix]

Absolutely right re the crap written on the profile. All complete bollocks and I forgot to include in my review. I always look at location, look for green light, look at pictures, look at what they offer, look at prices and then check here before doing a booking. The superfluous crap is not even read.

Many years of punting has taught me to quickly find the info I need, especially if I am researching and the wife is sitting next to me...

You as well Matt. Just got to be careful that it doesnt reflect in the window which happened to me. Luckily I wasn't on AW or UKP.

[Nathxxx]

I saw her a couple of years ago, back then was a 2 hour for £200 outcall (bid on a reverse booking). Her prices increased a lot since; another time I suggested a same price return and she simply ignored that request 

[MrMatrix]

I saw her a couple of years ago, back then was a 2 hour for £200 outcall (bid on a reverse booking). Her prices increased a lot since; another time I suggested a same price return and she simply ignored that request 

So as a punt what did you think of her. Good looking?, Good shag? much in the way of FK?, Was she enthusiastic?  Did you leave feeling great?

[Kentman27]

Thanks for the review op far to dear for me too shame