Tiffany has been on and off my radar for some time. Read some and think FUCK YEAH, and others that made me think maybe not. After reading her most recent review (
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=262900.0) I thought fuck it. With such little progress on others on my HL I might as well try it.
Link: External Link/Members Only
Price Paid and Time: 30 Mins £60
Services Requested: OWO, RO, 69, Covered Sex, fingering/squirting, and ball licking/sucking
Comms:Called in the morning to confirm she was working, then again at 3 before to make sure (I hate wasted journeys). Eventually got there around 4 and she was busy so waited till she was free. The line can sometimes get busy and I did have to make repeated calls (sometime no answer, other times engaged) but got there in the end
Location:Not sure what area it would fall in. I would say end of Hockly Hill and Border of town. Very discreet place, You wouldn't know it's there. BUT when I got there I noticed a lot of activity from local stores. Employees hanging around outside, people pulling up and leaving, and some clearly knew where the parlour was as the way they would watch people who didn't fit in and who were walking in the direction of the parlour. I waited till they all fucked off before I got out the car and quickly rushed in. One thing that did make me laugh was as I was sitting in the car waiting for the coast to get clear an older man (50-60) walked past my car, jacket all zipped up, hat, sunglasses, hands in pocket
Instantly knew where he was going by the speed he was walking, the way he was avoiding looking at anyone or his surroundings etc. and I was right. Probably the worst attempt at blending in I've ever seen
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Room:Cant remember exactly but think it was room 2. First room on the right. Mirror on back wall,, tilled mirrors on ceiling, Fancy looking silver light with multi coloured LED's in the corner. Lighting is low but not dark. Room felt a bit worn compared to Garden of Eden which is the only other parlour I've been to. Bed with towel on it. Room was noticeably chilly but not cold. Ok if fully dressed, not so much when naked.
Appearance:Personally I was very disappointed in looks. Expecting decent looks, early 30's but a decent body. For me I would describe her as early to mid 40's, 4/10 in looks, double chin, almost a GILF look to her. tummy was visible and saging. Tits a decent size, more than a handful but not firm. Saggy but not droopy if that makes sense. Thick thighs, big round plump bum. Guess I just like slim toned WG's so she was not my type. Decided to stay purely for the squirting as reading reviews she squirts and gets very wet. If there was no squirt involved i would have defo walked
The details:Handed cash after telling her what I was after. She went off and took an age to come back. Wasn't attracted to her so jumped right into it. Have to say her personality was great. We was having good banter and chatting all through the meet. So OWO, enjoyable. Tried DT and gagged on it for a bit, sloppy with good suction. Balls licked, sucked and played with and did enjoy that a lot. I was playing with her pussy and she was moaning a lot. Thought my turn to enjoy so got her to lie down and she opened her legs and another disappointment. Her fanny does look used up
. Don't mean to sound horrible but just looked big and open and not that appealing. Didn't want to eat it out but in my mind I'm saying let's see how it goes. Playing with her clit just 15 seconds and she starts the O face and :bomb:BOOM
. A load of liquid comes gushing out. Straight away I'm like hang on
Is this actual squirt of just piss? So I watch the second stream and I'm 95% convinced its defo not squirt, not the way I've seen it anyway.
I could tell but how the pussy tensed up and the way it streamed out that its piss. Genuine squirt builds up and comes almost in a wave and tends to have very little pressure or high pressure and very short quick bursts. Pee is usually forced so it can be called up on tap, it's usually a long, steady, heavy strong stream on the first squirt and then dies down as the bladder pressure dies down. That's probably the best way I can describe it. I'm not opposed to W/S just so long as I know what's coming and I'm sure as fuck not going down on her now!
So I continue to play, she continues to "squirt" etc. Fingered and played with clit. Few mins later we decided time for more OWO so she changes the towel and more OWO on my. I play with her while she's on all fours sucking my off and she dribbles and squirts here's and there. We switch again and she lies down but this time I spread her pussy to get a better look at her "squirting" to again see how her pussy responds etc. I did notice she does GENUINLY
get wet as you can see it coming from inside the pussy and not her pee hole. But when she "squirted" it was clear she was forcing it and you can't force genuine squirt (at least that's my personal experience - If someone's knows diff I'd be happy to hear it).
At this point I'm not eating her out so bit more oral and condom on. Start with CG but as she's bigger on the thighs and bum then I expected took a few mins to get the position right and wasn't doing it for me. Done mish and just did not feel tight or warm. no grip on my cock what so ever. Only time I felt anything is when she was trying to "squirt" and she was tensing her muscles trying to force it out. Decided to call it a day in m y head and switched to doggy and filled the condom.
Got dressed and left.
Summary:She's very nice, friendly, chatty etc and did perform all services requested. Just her looks and fake squirting let it down for me but looks you can't blame and squirt I guess was her way to make sure the client got what they wanted even if it faked.
Would I Visit again??Not for me. She just wasn't my type. Think this experience has put me off parlours. I find it harder to walk (even though last time I was at ES I did walk) and I'm finding parlours like to really exaggerate the looks and especially the age of the ladies. Think I'll stick to Indie's and my regulars and keep trying them ones on the HL that are playing hard to get
Given this a neutral as service was good and she was friendly etc. but just not my type. Others who don't mind the 40+ age group should have a good time
