Pixxiboo Braintree

[muddy funxter]

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Ill keep this short an sweet as it was shit.

I reckon this one has had to many drugs..... don't know if same women as mentioned on the other thread.

Asked to meet she agreed 10 mins later I receive a text asking if I can collect a few bits, for x amount off.... seemed good deal so I done it ten mins later more on the shopping list...… should of put it down to a bad experience then, but it was 25 off for about 10 worth of stuff so thought why not!

Anyway get there she definitely been an addict in my opinion, she starts haggling then this then that, then i'm a survivor of domestic violence etc etc  I get undressed while she waffles on, I was a model blah blah

She starts to suck cock 5 mins later she wants a chat, she then wonders y Im limp we start again, then she asks if I want to watch her on men an motors, ok, so she proceeds to type all her name etc in up pops 20 yr old her (very very very nice) but with intermittent sucking and her talking about herself I just couldn't keep a hard on. so she put condom and fucks my limp dick I fake orgasm as I ve had enough.

Give her 50 £25.00 off her rate and she is so thankfull, should of gave her a score and she would of been happy..... just a waste of time really!

[finn5555]

Sounds horrific  sorry it was shit fella

[muddy funxter]

Sounds horrific  sorry it was shit fella

I had couple of unsolicited messages later none making sense so blocked the number

[winkywanky]

Ouch! 

The alarm bells hould have been ringing when she asked you to pop into Lidl  .

[Students Notebook]

Ouch! 

The alarm bells hould have been ringing when she asked you to pop into Lidl  .

Where does it say LIDl ?

Other stores are available   

[winkywanky]

I was expecting Lidl, based on your experience of the punt.

If it was Waitrose, I apologise unreservedly! 

[muddy funxter]

Tesco, nearest superstore to her, just your bare essentials cat litter, milk toilet roll and bleach!

[muddy funxter]

I will add, I reckon she bare backs as made a big thing about not!!!!! tbf I only wanted a blowie, and mentioned some bloke hassling her as he caught something with the other girl she sacked as she barebacked anal him or something.... you can appreciate y I couldn't get hard now

[Students Notebook]

Tesco, nearest superstore to her, just your bare essentials cat litter, milk toilet roll and bleach!

Bleach...........

[Students Notebook]

I will add, I reckon she bare backs as made a big thing about not!!!!! tbf I only wanted a blowie, and mentioned some bloke hassling her as he caught something with the other girl she sacked as she barebacked anal him or something.... you can appreciate y I couldn't get hard now

Ahhh, that's where the bleach comes in. 

[Students Notebook]

Tesco, nearest superstore to her, just your bare essentials cat litter, milk toilet roll and bleach!

So, we have cat litter and milk for her cat.................

and toilet roll and bleach for her pussy.

Blimy

[winkywanky]

Tesco, nearest superstore to her, just your bare essentials cat litter, milk toilet roll and bleach!

And hopefully, condoms! 

[winkywanky]

I will add, I reckon she bare backs as made a big thing about not!!!!! tbf I only wanted a blowie, and mentioned some bloke hassling her as he caught something with the other girl she sacked as she barebacked anal him or something.... you can appreciate y I couldn't get hard now

Ah, forget the condoms then 

[Watts.E.Dunn]

I've had a couple of punts over time where the girl either had to go get the rubbers whilst i waited, or asjked me if i'd l pick them up!!  Just as well I do carry a stock of extra large ones in the car so not a problem, but it makes you wonder about the mindset of some of these girls!

[DouglasReynholm]

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Keith Flint was from Braintree, wasn't he? Cat litter, milk toilet roll and bleach? She's making an auld IRA-style bomb! Badly. The twisted firestartress.

Also, I wouldn't be at the 'neck and call' of any woman who like to be 'choferd', or needs her oven cleaning. Or is that a bottom-related metaphor, Mr. Wanky?

[winkywanky]

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Keith Flint was from Braintree, wasn't he? Cat litter, milk toilet roll and bleach? She's making an auld IRA-style bomb! Badly. The twisted firestartress.

Also, I wouldn't be at the 'neck and call' of any woman who like to be 'choferd', or needs her oven cleaning. Or is that a bottom-related metaphor, Mr. Wanky?

I've just realised what she meant by 'choferd' 

You may be right about the oven cleaning metaphor, applying a caustic solution with a stiff brush might well do the trick  .

[Dick Emeroids]

I've just realised what she meant by 'choferd' 

You may be right about the oven cleaning metaphor, applying a caustic solution with a stiff brush might well do the trick  .

Seeing those pics I think drinking the bleach is the preferred option.

[Hackneylad1]

Seeing those pics I think drinking the bleach is the preferred option.

seeing those pics I think he had already drunk the bleach and it affected his eyesight.

[Xtro]

Sorry to hear about your shit bad experience Mr. funxter.
Better luck next time mate.   

Tesco, nearest superstore to her, just your bare essentials cat litter, milk toilet roll and bleach!

Getting her cat litter, milk and bleach is bad enough, but her asking you to get her toilet roll .... that's just charmin.   

I've had a couple of punts over time where the girl either had to go get the rubbers whilst i waited, or asjked me if i'd l pick them up!!  Just as well I do carry a stock of extra large ones in the car so not a problem, but it makes you wonder about the mindset of some of these girls!

For your cock or your head?      

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Sorry to hear about your shit bad experience Mr. funxter.
Better luck next time mate.   

Getting her cat litter, milk and bleach is bad enough, but her asking you to get her toilet roll .... that's just charmin.   

For your cock or your head?      

Well as me bonce is quite small it needs a rubber when I go to to lick her out from inside its a form of head "fisting"  if you will;))

[Xtro]

Well as me bonce is quite small it needs a rubber when I go to to lick her out from inside its a form of head "fisting"  if you will;))

  

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